The Heathen Citadel
Nope, I have a friend who decided she would snatch a fork and fork everyone until the screamed on my 18th birthday though. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Nope, I have a friend who decided she would snatch a fork and fork everyone until the screamed on my 18th birthday though.
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"May the forks be with us", then.
- B-grade movie quote of the day! Yes!
Have you STILL not called Kim, Mag?
"May the forks be with us", then.
Have you STILL not called Kim, Mag?
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
No, I got drunk, and she was planning on finishing her keg tonight. I'm assuming she's in the same state and busy. I've been in a certain mood, which being drunk would just cause all sorts of frustration mixed together and talking to a girl. Best to let her be. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]No, I got drunk, and she was planning on finishing her keg tonight. I'm assuming she's in the same state and busy. I've been in a certain mood, which being drunk would just cause all sorts of frustration mixed together and talking to a girl. Best to let her be.
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Sage advice from the board drunk. So, how's the evening gone, man?
Sage advice from the board drunk. So, how's the evening gone, man?
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
So far alright. I've decided the best course of action would be to drink, spam and write unless a lady called to interrupt me. So far, no calls, so I've been drinking, spamming and writing. It's been nice, quiet, entertaining and I've been allowed to be creative. All's well.
How about you?
How about you?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So far alright. I've decided the best course of action would be to drink, spam and write unless a lady called to interrupt me. So far, no calls, so I've been drinking, spamming and writing. It's been nice, quiet, entertaining and I've been allowed to be creative. All's well.
How about you?
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Pretty good - trying to juggle two different girls on the phone and the rest on the internet is giving me a headache, though. Not cool.
*For the absent (or absenthe?) Locke - nipple*
How about you?
Pretty good - trying to juggle two different girls on the phone and the rest on the internet is giving me a headache, though. Not cool.
*For the absent (or absenthe?) Locke - nipple*
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
I've been there. This one time, I was on the phone with a girl, and she told me to call her back in a half hour right? Then, 25 minutes later, my toy spontaneously showed up, hopped into my lap and asked me what I was doing that evening. She expected a certain answer and yet, I said "Well, I was supposed to call "---" back in a few minutes...".
She pouted and wiggled, then bit me, really, really hard on the neck and told me to call said girl back and tell her I was too busy to talk. I did, but it was so very, very hard to keep my voice calm and normal with that butt wiggling in my lap while she was saying dirty things!
I hung up and was summarily thrown down against my bed and erm. I suppose that should be the end of things eh?
She pouted and wiggled, then bit me, really, really hard on the neck and told me to call said girl back and tell her I was too busy to talk. I did, but it was so very, very hard to keep my voice calm and normal with that butt wiggling in my lap while she was saying dirty things!
I hung up and was summarily thrown down against my bed and erm. I suppose that should be the end of things eh?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I've been there. This one time, I was on the phone with a girl, and she told me to call her back in a half hour right? Then, 25 minutes later, my toy spontaneously showed up, hopped into my lap and asked me what I was doing that evening. She expected a certain answer and yet, I said "Well, I was supposed to call "---" back in a few minutes...".
She pouted and wiggled, then bit me, really, really hard on the neck and told me to call said girl back and tell her I was too busy to talk. I did, but it was so very, very hard to keep my voice calm and normal with that butt wiggling in my lap while she was saying dirty things!
I hung up and was summarily thrown down against my bed and erm. I suppose that should be the end of things eh?
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Assuming that you haven't joined the quest for banning, yes, I'd stop there. Most of us can fill in the blanks, and I imagine Lou and Sytze'd be unhappy if you got the Citadel closed
She pouted and wiggled, then bit me, really, really hard on the neck and told me to call said girl back and tell her I was too busy to talk. I did, but it was so very, very hard to keep my voice calm and normal with that butt wiggling in my lap while she was saying dirty things!
I hung up and was summarily thrown down against my bed and erm. I suppose that should be the end of things eh?
Assuming that you haven't joined the quest for banning, yes, I'd stop there. Most of us can fill in the blanks, and I imagine Lou and Sytze'd be unhappy if you got the Citadel closed
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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Ha, what's wrong with enjoying the company of a young lady and having a few drinks? People have been doing that for ages.
Umm, I only heard of those through a comic. They're game terms for those one's you gotta shell out craploads of money for. I'm oblivious to those types of games.
I think I read somewhere "zerg" refer's to someone being attacked by a P'K person and then killing that person instead of the other way around. Not sure though.
"Nerf" is a company. It sells foamy sports balls.
Has someone been throwing such things at you in WoW? 
Umm, I only heard of those through a comic. They're game terms for those one's you gotta shell out craploads of money for. I'm oblivious to those types of games.
I think I read somewhere "zerg" refer's to someone being attacked by a P'K person and then killing that person instead of the other way around. Not sure though.
"Nerf" is a company. It sells foamy sports balls.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Brynn]Help me ppl, do you know what "zerg" and "nerf" mean?[/QUOTE]
Zerg: 1) a race from Starcraft 2) a term used in many online games, describing the action of attacking your opponent with a crapload of weak things, hoping to overwhelm then. Not considered to be the most brilliant tactic ever...
Nerf: origin unknown: A term used in online games, especially MMOGs, describes the process of changing a class, race etc, for the worse.
Don't you just love my neverending knowledge of useless information?
Zerg: 1) a race from Starcraft 2) a term used in many online games, describing the action of attacking your opponent with a crapload of weak things, hoping to overwhelm then. Not considered to be the most brilliant tactic ever...
Nerf: origin unknown: A term used in online games, especially MMOGs, describes the process of changing a class, race etc, for the worse.
Don't you just love my neverending knowledge of useless information?
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I wonder if there is a term for attacking your enemy with a crapload of powerful items 
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Sounds like my style of play in NwN

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=giles337]
You ever hear of leftover crack? Or Choking Victim?[/QUOTE]
yes, i guess i've lied, sue me, but here i am again.. spa.. posting for everyone's enjoyment/embarrasment
giles, are you by any chance referring to your gf and your... eh adventures on the bedroom side of the force?
sorry, guess that was quite terrible but oh well..
@all
nce again i hate life, lol if i didn't hate it, i might laugh atm but no.. just when everything is going to be the best of the best it turns upside down and goes straigth to hell in an express train without a chauffeur and the accelerator switch jammed to 'speed of light'
pple
well i hope everyone elses summer goes well. if things go on like this i'm gonna drink more than you mag this summer.. at fall time, i'll challenge you to a 20day drinking binge, all invited, party's at mag's place
You ever hear of leftover crack? Or Choking Victim?[/QUOTE]
yes, i guess i've lied, sue me, but here i am again.. spa.. posting for everyone's enjoyment/embarrasment
giles, are you by any chance referring to your gf and your... eh adventures on the bedroom side of the force?
@all
pple
well i hope everyone elses summer goes well. if things go on like this i'm gonna drink more than you mag this summer.. at fall time, i'll challenge you to a 20day drinking binge, all invited, party's at mag's place