[QUOTE=Athena]Need a tissue?[/QUOTE]
Oh...it was bad. It was her dad's chair, and daddy didn't know we were "together" and wanted to know what happened to his chair the next day.

I was trying not to laugh, and found it all very amusing and when he said "Honey, what's all over my chair?!" and I snickered and said "Yeah, tell him hun" and she went "<expletive deleted> YOU!" and he said "Tell me!" and I said "I thought she did?"

And got smacked by the both of them.
Oh, it was fun cleaning off. The chairs another thing that. That was a pain!

"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"