Rules to fighting ? Well those depend on the context .
If I find myself in a headlock after a band of drunken louts descend upon me as I stumble my way home... three words: go for balls .
No mercy on his ass, twist and crunch 'dem balls until he lets you out from under his sweaty armpit. And after that, maybe throw one punch to regain your honour, then run like hell .
Like my papi used to say: "Make big friends or learn to run fast"
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Yeah, if someone starts a fight with me and I'm outnumbered, no mercy. They broke the rules of an honorable fight and I'll do whatever I can to come out of that fight on top. This kid just decided he'd like to whack my little brother in the junk with a hammer. That's just evil in so many ways.
Lesson of the Day:
Don't try riding your girlfriend down the stairs. The rug-burn and bruises tends to be the end of that whole "girlfriend" status.
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[color="Pink"]"You can do whatever you want to me."[/color] [color="DimGray"]"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" [color="Pink"]"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / [color="DimGray"]*Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"[/color][/color][/color]
Aye, figured it's a valuable one too. My buddy lost a girl that way.
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Well, we all learn something every day. Abuse is okay if it's sexually related and not taken too far, otherwise she'll pack up and leave. Oh, and if you're outnumbered in a fight, although I prefer dry gulching and some other things compared to hitting somebody in the nuts, anything goes to protect yourself if you can't get out of it.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Mag has an archive of the lessons posted... whenever I am feeling ignorant or my brain has been nullified from excessive alcohol consumption I also take a gander over these wise words...
Guaranteed to make you perverse and corrupt in under 48 hours!
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
*chuckles* Yeah, if you're ever trying to find them, at your suggestion I put them all into a list, and there's a link to the post in my very first post on this thread. Rather than digging for them, just open the first page and click on the links to them.
Most have just been the end result of drunken sleep deprivation, fun nights, or memories.
You beat me to it! Your like a wonderful drunken assistant.
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Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
[color="Pink"]"You can do whatever you want to me."[/color] [color="DimGray"]"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" [color="Pink"]"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / [color="DimGray"]*Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"[/color][/color][/color]
Ahh...good times. I kind of miss working, and then spending my whole paycheck on drunken naughtiness for a few days. Expensive though.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, I feel hungry and frustrated. [/QUOTE]
Go eat and... well.. you know... Wash the car... or water the garden Or whatever you enjoy doing with your hose...
Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Hoses can be fun with the right company on a hot day.
I think I'll order me a pizza. The little one screams if I leave the room to go cook or anything.
I'm starving and generally don't get to eat until 4 pm or so because of her. Waking up at 8 and eating breakfast 8 hours later isn't pleasant.
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[QUOTE=]"Those who pass inspection will be taken under my wing and brought into
Magrus' College of Perversion, Corruption, Debauchery and World Domination. All shall quiver in the face of bawdiness, incoherent yet highly sexed drunken babble and unstoppable binge sprees. Fear not, For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever
Barmen "[/QUOTE]
-Magrus 13:21
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Hoses can be fun with the right company on a hot day. [/QUOTE]
Or a cold day... for that matter
Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
HA. Wonderful! Maybe I should do a pervert's bible and use your little quotes as the inner sleeve summary.
[QUOTE=giles337]Or a cold day... for that matter [/QUOTE]
Indeed, then you have to warm up your company.
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Mag:Don't remember much at all of last night do you? Me:put simply.... No Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Yep, if mom calls and interrupts my entertaining guests to water her stupid flowers, well the hose is hard to control sometimes.
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