The Heathen Citadel
Morality's a tricky thing. For example, it's wrong to take advantage of a girl, unless she enjoys it.
Have fun with your tea. Wanker.
Have fun with your tea. Wanker.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Tea as in DINNER
I;m in England
And now i'm BACK and i have strawberries! And Mag. I don't wnanna know whatever sick story you have involving strawberry's 
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
*snicker* Don't want to hear the "Oh, it's so soft...touch my strawberry!" story then eh?
Ahhh...well that makes sense. Is "coffee" what you call breakfast then?
Ahhh...well that makes sense. Is "coffee" what you call breakfast then?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Wow... that was about as funny as a genital wart
I guess it stem from "afternoon tea" where an englishman would have tea and cakes in the afternoon.
Now it's just generally the evening meal. Which tends to be light compared to lunch, but not really 
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
I love iced tea, but when I eat, I'm eating. Not "having tea". That's for when I'm...well, HAVING TEA!
I'm feeling evil today. Need to decide how to deal with that.
I decided to cut the long sleeves off of my innapropriate shirt so I can wear it all summer. The one about eating, and felines and hornyness and such.
I'm feeling evil today. Need to decide how to deal with that.
I decided to cut the long sleeves off of my innapropriate shirt so I can wear it all summer. The one about eating, and felines and hornyness and such.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Yes.... Is there a problem with that!? Funniest thing today. We put a box on my head, drew a face on it, then stuck my cell phone in, with a small hole so i could see where i was going (and record things) using the video function. Then Iwalked into a game store, and asked one of the assistants why (she was wearing a Nintendo DS t-shirt) she had "Touch Me" Written across her breasts. She ran away 
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
I dunno man, if a girl had "Touch Me" on her shirt, that's free game IMO.
I ended up hooking up with a girl with a "Bite Me" pin on her bag, bit her on the neck and bam!, dating.
Oh, I ordered my pizza, and gave the lady the wrong house number, and then, the wrong directions after that. I feel stupid, then it was some middle aged woman delivering it, AND I have my innapropriate shirt on. Yay for looking horrible today.
I ended up hooking up with a girl with a "Bite Me" pin on her bag, bit her on the neck and bam!, dating.
Oh, I ordered my pizza, and gave the lady the wrong house number, and then, the wrong directions after that. I feel stupid, then it was some middle aged woman delivering it, AND I have my innapropriate shirt on. Yay for looking horrible today.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]I dunno man, if a girl had "Touch Me" on her shirt, that's free game IMO.
I ended up hooking up with a girl with a "Bite Me" pin on her bag, bit her on the neck and bam!, dating.
Oh, I ordered my pizza, and gave the lady the wrong house number, and then, the wrong directions after that. I feel stupid, then it was some middle aged woman delivering it, AND I have my innapropriate shirt on. Yay for looking horrible today.
[/QUOTE]
By pin, i assume you mean badge?
I ended up hooking up with a girl with a "Bite Me" pin on her bag, bit her on the neck and bam!, dating.
Oh, I ordered my pizza, and gave the lady the wrong house number, and then, the wrong directions after that. I feel stupid, then it was some middle aged woman delivering it, AND I have my innapropriate shirt on. Yay for looking horrible today.
By pin, i assume you mean badge?
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Well you know those little things people use for umm, campaign promotion, and they stick on their bags and such? I suppose you could call it a badge too.
Oh crap. I just mentioned Denethorn's thing "Magrus 13:21" to one of my ex's and she laughed and said I am a horrible perv and I should write a book.
Oh crap. I just mentioned Denethorn's thing "Magrus 13:21" to one of my ex's and she laughed and said I am a horrible perv and I should write a book.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I just don't think I'm THAT bad...I'm a pervert, I'm a nympho, but really. There are far worse people than I am. I just have no shame and I'm not afraid to say what it is I do, or do things right out in the open. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Lol. I'll support your book writing. If you dedicate the book to me
And yes, by pin, you most definitely mean badge
This is an english speaking forum you know 
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Hmm...should I make a poll and see what other's think about this then?
I wouldn't dedicate it to you, just everyone who's helped make me the way I am, and anyone who wants to peek into that type of mindset.
I wouldn't dedicate it to you, just everyone who's helped make me the way I am, and anyone who wants to peek into that type of mindset.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"