The new, improved and altered fantasy wrestling thread (no spam, xpt on party busnss

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:45 pm

Dear Luis,

After my warming up, I'll Fire- and Chaos Storm you. Then I'll put Empathy on you and you'll get a nice hot Energy Burn. Next, I'll run towards you, put a Lava Font under your toes and after it's all subsided, I'll resurrect you and repeat the whole procedure.

Or I will just play some more Guildwars and leave you in peace, hoping, or rather expecting, there is a good reason for your procrastinations.

Sincerely yours,

ik911

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:43 pm

hes playin Some twacked out game i think. and hes working more, so acouple more days then we spam Luis's PM box!

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:46 pm

I'll battle TM

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:55 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]Dear Luis,

After my warming up, I'll Fire- and Chaos Storm you. Then I'll put Empathy on you and you'll get a nice hot Energy Burn. Next, I'll run towards you, put a Lava Font under your toes and after it's all subsided, I'll resurrect you and repeat the whole procedure.

Or I will just play some more Guildwars and leave you in peace, hoping, or rather expecting, there is a good reason for your procrastinations.

Sincerely yours,

ik911[/QUOTE]

Luis is suddenly caught by a fire storm. His backs burn, and his stoneskin (contingencied) has no time to protect him from the scorch.

However, he turns around to atack, singing his battlesong - but the energy burn that IK casts soon after knocks him uncounscious. Ikky gently takes Luis by his hair, and throws him in the lava front. Several times. Each time slower, and he ressurrects him every time he dies, or he heals him every time he's almost dead.

To ensure the success of his pain-procrastinator-delivery tactics, he adds salt and pepper on my scorched skin, pouring it every 10 minutes, what adds an acidic damage.

Luis goes like "wow that burns"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:56 pm

I'll save you if I get your cousin.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:58 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'll save you if I get your cousin.

[/QUOTE]
SLAP

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:03 pm

Oh, OH, it's on now!

Wanna do shots and make fun of the wee people that walk funny?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:06 pm

How tall are you Mag?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:09 pm

Umm, 6' or so, haven't checked in about 4 years or so though so could be off a bit. Why?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:11 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Umm, 6' or so, haven't checked in about 4 years or so though so could be off a bit. Why?

[/QUOTE]

Erm... spam on party business fellows

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:42 pm

luis, combat, get back to it. we want gore!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:03 pm

luis, blood gut and gore. the crowds goin nuts. SECURITY CLOSE DOWN THE MAIN GATES. KEEP AS MANY OUT AS POSSIBLE!!!! WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE JUDGES THAT CANT DO IT THEMSELVES!!!!!! LUIS HURRY UP!! WE CANT HOLD THEM MUCH LONGER!!!!!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:37 pm

While demortis is trying to keep the crowds calm in his own, unique way, everybody else is chilling/lounging in their comfortable seats.

Oh, wait, he is indeed holding back one individual if you look a bit closer. She looks a bit East-European.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:41 pm

hey, im protectin ya from a fate worse then what i gonna give ya rooster teeth.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:12 am

Lol

I say let them go and do whatever they want to Luis. That should teach him a lesson

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:16 am

Hey, no! I've got a better idea!!! Remember the good old days of Fantasy Wrestilng? When everyone had a stick/staff/mace/broom/spoon or whatever he could grab and simply whacked the other instead of saying "hello"? I say give everybody a piece of anything he can use for whacking!

*grabs the chair she was sitting on*
*swings it hard, aims and lets go of it*
*chair lands in a messy room in a galaxy called Curitiba far far away*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:18 am

*whacks Brynn with a spoon* Double posting again are we missy?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:20 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*whacks Brynn with a spoon* Double posting again are we missy?

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*pulls Mag's hair*
I'm very far behind, you see, with missing for the last couple of weeks... I have to keep up somehow

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:22 am

I can't remember the last time a girl pulled my hair outside of bed.

You could always *coughs* cancel your WoW account and try to keep up with me in the spamming again.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:26 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I can't remember the last time a girl pulled my hair outside of bed.

You could always *coughs* cancel your WoW account and try to keep up with me in the spamming again.

[/QUOTE]
WHAT?!

*faints*