The Leather and Lace Cafe

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:06 pm

This is better than aimless spam; this is therapy.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:07 pm

Are you calling me your therapist now?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:09 pm

*strips to a bikini and jumps in the hot tub*This is good enough for me.
Not unless it's you, I mean.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:12 pm

Playing the impromptu therapist for younger friends has gotten me into some odd, odd situations.

That's how I corrupted Jenica from her closeted catholic ways. 'Twas fun.

Hot tub!? It's too hot already! You're one of those crazy warm weather people's.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:15 pm

Yeah, I agree. Too darn hot for the hot tub. I'd go for a nice cold swim though. I'm sitting in 95 degree heat and it's muggier than hell.

Not sure you'd want Mag as a therapist. Unless drinking is a therapy you want to pay him to help you with.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:17 pm

It's close to the same here believe it or not.

Actually, I've been told I'm an excellent therapist by a lot of people. The only problem is when the girl I'm dealing with gets attached. I don't ask for money, didn't get a degree, don't have that doctor's ethics crap. So long as she knows what she's doing, I'm up for the doing.

Cuchulain82 · Post by **Cuchulain82** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:19 pm

If you did hire Mag as a personal physician, you'd take gold in the liver olympics.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:21 pm

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:24 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]post[/QUOTE]

is that a command?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:25 pm

I don't encourage drinking to get rid of problems. That's a waste of booze. You drink to have fun. While I may encourage drinking most other times, drinking away your problems is something I go against. That's a defunct argument there man.

Yes my brit wanker-friend. It is.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:25 pm

@Mag - I always get stuck giving advice, and even when I say don't necessarily listen to me I get stuck with the blame if whatever the advice is about isn't successful. Helping women out is a two edged sword.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:26 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]is that a command?

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Listen to the lady, for goodness sakes. She's doing herbal things and might get cranky. And who ever had that much of a problem with a woman telling them what to do? Sometimes it's great.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:27 pm

You people are too funny.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:28 pm

It's the booze. Most of us start a little earlier than normal people. That or we're like Mag and watch little babies all day, and little kids to funny things. It has to rub off a little bit, right?

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:29 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]You people are too funny.

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Is that possible?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:30 pm

Erenor wrote:@Mag - I always get stuck giving advice, and even when I say don't necessarily listen to me I get stuck with the blame if whatever the advice is about isn't successful. Helping women out is a two edged sword.

Indeed, my advice comes with "This is just advice, if you take it, it's your deal if things go sour, no mine. Don't blame it on me." The one time I got a lecture from Jen regarding that, she ended up over my knee with rather bright red handprints. This led to the whole "doing" thing up above.

And who ever had that much of a problem with a woman telling them what to do? Sometimes it's great.

Oh, indeed. It's been a while since I've found a woman with the inclination and nerve to order me around though. Occasionally one of them gets fiesty and does so, but everyone gets that way. No, it's nice having a girl get aggressive and do what she wants with you sometimes.

mmmm...rubbing. I mean, oh yeah. Babies make me do it!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:37 pm

Yes, just like the smurfs made you do all sorts of other things before the war, right? Blaming babies now, Mag? They're cute, but they don't hypnotize or anything...or at least I don't think so...maybe we should look into that. Maybe that's why when a woman walks into a room with a cute one, every female in the place gets up and crowds. Maybe there's a baby conspiracy and they're eating women's minds or something? ****...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:38 pm

Nope, babies just remind me "hey, it's fun to practice making one of these cute little critter's".

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:42 pm

Practice makes perfect. Or more horny. Or whatnot. If they didn't cry and deficate all the time in their pants, babies would be every man's lifetime goal. Making hundreds of them. Then they cry or scream and we sober up pretty quick.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:47 pm

Yeah, which is why I use the term "practice". I used to throw that one out when boredom struck with Lina. "I'm bored...wanna practice making babies" and she'd grin and drag me away for the next few hours. I miss that. She used to be able to knock me out so I'd sleep.

Then again, the way she liked to sleep with me, if either one of us moved, the both of us were awake instantly.