The Heathen Citadel
Well, then that's probably a wise decision. If she doesn't remember you, it's not like she did it on purpose. Just move on, if you can. And remember that guy's name so you can burn his ass later.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
*chuckles* I always get even if I can find a way to do so. No worries about that. Ugh, this whole dehydrated/drunk/groggy feeling is strange. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I once tried drinking a glass of water for every two shots I'd had. That lasted about two nights, because my stomach isn't big enough for the booze and the water. I gave up and just made sure I drank enough and pissed before crashing every night.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Yeah, this is why I can't drink beer. I need far too much volume to get drunk, can't physically drink enough to stay drunk without getting sick. That and the taste just doesn't do for me.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
It keeps me at a buzz, which is where I like to stay most of the time. Beer is so cheap here, so I play lots of drinking games to hold the buzz. Hard alcohol is wonderful, though, when you need it. I do hate that beer can't make me drunk, because I like the taste.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
*nods* I notice a distinct difference when my beer guzzling buddies are convinced to indulge in a handle of Morgan's with me and do shots instead of nurse beers when we play drinking games. My rum & coke pong instead of beer pong KILLED them. Calling me a wuss for not drinking beers with them will the? Ha. The captain showed them a thing or two about "wuss's". 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I love the Captain! People who want to dress up like pirates always choose Johnny Depp's character from The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, but I'd rather dress up like the Cap'n! That stuff is so smooth and so very good.
Oh, and Beer Pong or some form of pong should become a national sport. That game is way too fun!
Oh, and Beer Pong or some form of pong should become a national sport. That game is way too fun!
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
My friends mother owns a liqour store and he was like "hey, mike (that's me
) you want free shots?" and I was like "DO I!" and he said "it involves lifting" and I groaned, and he said "But you get to carry the Captain!" and I perked right up. Got to wander around with a huge Captain Morgan cut out all the way from the liqour store to the tattoo shop. Oh, that was fun. Then I did shots. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I'd gladly do work for booze. Those homeless folks on the side of the road always have signs saying "Will work for food." I'd rather have a sign saying "Will work for booze" since that's what half of them want anyway. I go to school at CU right now in Colorado, which is in a really nice town. Even the bums have North Face jackets and expensive watches and ****. It's retarded. I want a cardboard cutout of the Cap'n! Where can I get one of those?
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Ask your local liqour stores when they get new displays, or get a liqour license and order some cases of Morgan. Thats how they get them. Best way in my book too. You can drink to the captain, every night. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
That would rock. I'd toast to the Captain any time, day or night. Maybe I need a female cutout to go with him, though. Maybe the Chicita Banana girl? Or maybe just a blown up poster of some hottie in a bathing suit or less. The Captain is from the Caribbean, so you have to keep it logical.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
That would be great. They have Black Velvet girls you know. My buddies been BEGGING his mother to get the company to send some of those down to "promote business". Ha, she just rolls her eyes at him.
My ex is curious, are you in denver or boulder?
My ex is curious, are you in denver or boulder?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I live in between actually in Westminster. It's cheaper to commute to Boulder, because dorms suck after freshman year and apartments will rip you off in Boulder.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Yes, I'm back in Boulder until August when I'm going to Texas to party with and old friend at the beach.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
My ex seemed curious as to whom was distracting me from her attention earlier. Who knows, you may end up seeing her at a club this summer. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Well, once I get back from the British Isles I'll definately be around a lot. 
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
I'll have to find out where abouts the girl's living now. Oh...spammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Spam? All of SYM is spam. Or 90% spam with the rest being really good spam.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.