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Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:07 am

You're well known, though. I get some interesting comment back meaning: "Who the hell is this new guy?"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:09 am

Ha, I tend to stand out, everywhere. My mouth gets me in trouble, in a number of ways.

Although, my hands would be getting me in trouble here I suppose. They cause trouble of their own in public occasionally too.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:28 am

It's too hard keeping both your hands and your mouth quiet at the same time. I haven't gotten in trouble yet, but I've definately been ignored for some of the more lude comments.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:31 am

Indeed...it's why I require fidget toys. Keeps the hands busy. My mouth however..."lewd" doesn't describe what comes out of my mouth sometimes when I just end up too frustrated to care anymore.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:35 am

Or too drunk to realize you care at that particular moment.

I wish lewd was spelled my way. Much easier to remember. Sounds like lube.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:39 am

AHA! That's a good one! An original lesson!

Bonus Lesson!

Use lube. Use lube, use lube. If the girl's wonderful enough to let you go there, see that you do so. You'll both see that value of that later. If not, well, that ends your time exploring that new and exciting place now won't you?

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:42 am

Ah, the insight a fellow drunkard can awaken within and provide through sheer stupidity and spamming. The wonders of spam has led to an important lesson. How ****ed up is that?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:47 am

Aye, a buddy of mine got all macho and decided to forgo that valuable lesson. Ha, no more booty for him.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:52 am

Ouch. Very painful stuff, that. Rawhide! Have you ever had a girl clamp up on you? That hurts.

And then you make that face when blood flow stops to an area where it's never supposed to stop, ever.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:56 am

Yeah, that's not cool! It's like the little man can't breathe suddenly and he's dying down there!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:06 am

I was in a car doing the dirty once and a cop rolled by with his spotlight. It was snowing and the windows were half covered with snow and half fogged up, so he couldn't have seen anything, but that instant that light flashed on, the clamps went down tight and it was all I could do not to groan or yell. It was like having it sucked down into a vacuum. I was afraid I'd lose it from loss of circulation in an extremity. Took me ten minutes to calm her down enough for a rescue attempt!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:10 am

Oh wow, that's harsh.

Painful, painful experience I'm sure. Never had it happen that long before. Phones ringing and parents waking up tends to cause that reaction a lot.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:12 am

I thought I'd need a crowbar after the first few minutes. No lube in the car and the gal was shaking from exhaustion and the cold that was creeping into the car. Not good at all, but a learning experience. Keep lube handy! Hey, another possible quote of the day: "Keep lube handy, so your little guy doesn't get caught when the police roll up!"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:14 am

Oh wow, yeah. Those little purses girls carry, my girlfriends generally took care of that one. If they ended up getting frisky, well, good to have on the go.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:18 am

I had a kit in my car for a long time, but then my sister didn't have a car when she first started driving, so I let her borrow said car for school sometimes and I had to take the sex kit out. Lube, condoms, cherries...all the essentials.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:20 am

I read that, stared in shock, then reread it and went "OH, the sister took the CAR".

Jen's glove compartment was full of interesting toys.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:23 am

I seriously hope my sister hasn't found and borrowed my kit. She's old enough, but I'm not used to her DATING, let alone other things. I made myself a wooden bat with nails driven through it for situations like that, and I'm the only one in my house who knows how to wield the shotgun properly to maim and not kill.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:26 am

Ha, if the brother's of the girls I've dated have known what I've done to their sister's...wooo...I'd have to live underground in Russia or something.

Lina used to do her best to see to it no one knew I existed. Her father knew, he was a great guy. Understood his oldest child was sexually active and responsible enough to take it seriously and let her be. I'm not sure he knew just how filthy of a little girl he had under his roof though. I have to wonder, is she still a filthy girl with the memory problem now? Food for thought there....

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:27 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]I had a kit in my car for a long time, but then I had to let my sister borrow it for school sometimes and I had to take it out. Lube, condoms, cherries...all the essentials.[/QUOTE]

Im sorry, you really DO need to clarify the subjects of your sentences. I almsot cried.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:28 am

Probably not something you should think about. Sounds like that recent Adam Sandler flick, 50 First Dates. I doubt she remembers what she's been up to.