The Leather and Lace Cafe

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:26 am

Maybe you should just tie him down. Yeah, definately small world.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:29 am

I may never live it down if I tied him down. Not with my reputation.

Kinky's one thing, but the guys just wouldn't take that as fun and games when you have that label on you sometimes.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:31 am

Fine, then tie him down with something non-kinky and tape a "Do Not Touch" or "Do Not Disturb" sign on him with duct tape.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:36 am

I've always wanted to duct tape a drunk person to the cieling and video tape him waking up.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:41 am

I rolled out of my chair laughing at that one.

I can just picture somebody doing that and freaking out, and either staying stuck with wide eyes and pissed as hell, or falling and breaking a chair or coffee table beneath them.

That would be a winner on America's Funniest Home Videos. I've taped folks to the wall before, but never the ceiling. My hot friend kT's chest shrank from DD to B in two seconds from duct tape across her front.

So very sad that was, though very funny!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:44 am

Ha, awesome.

Yes, erm, duct tape can be useful when pressed for decent restraints and with a girl.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:50 am

Yeah, they have less body hair to tear out with that stuff. I had a hairy buddy get some stuck on his leg once and it ripped all his hair out. Funny patch of baldness on one leg. It was really funny at the time. Very painful, though, you can double it up so the sticky sides don't touch skin.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:52 am

This is true. Chains work best if the girl will stand for it. Jenica used to demand that little bit o'fun. *shakes my head* Ah, the wonders of a corrupted catholic school girl.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:55 am

Another benefit of living in STL. There are a total of 7 Catholic girls schools within ten minutes drive of my house. Growing up here rocked.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:59 am

Oh, that sounds fun. I'm still surprised the rattling of those chains didn't wake the girls mother some nights.

Then again, the lady was a lush like no other. I wouldn't be surprised if a 9 iron wouldn't have woken her up some nights.

Oh, I'm all drunk and nostalgic tonight. Better than drunk and upset. Far, far better.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:01 am

Glad I could help keep your drunken mind awake and on other things. Oh, and is there a list somewhere of the words we're not allowed to use? I remember reading the Forum Rules, but is that on them? I keep feeling like Xandax or Galuf or Brynn is going to come charging at me soon with a PM telling me to lay off.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:06 am

Essentially anything the filter blocks out, you should remove yourself. It's why I put <expletive deleted>. If you've got those filter things in your post, generally a bad thing. Dunno if there's actually a list or not though.

Yeah, I'm glad I've had someone to share the drunkenness with and keep busy. Mind-blowing news today could have lead to bad things with boredom.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:10 am

I don't think I've ever gotten a post filtered. I know a word or two that wouldn't fly past folks here without my head ending up on a pike, so I never try them. The other four letter words I use so often on AIM that they just fly past my fingers. So if I typed a four letter word starting with and F it would simply "bleep" it out?

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:12 am

Unless, of course, it is a mistake. For example, i used to live in a town called S(unthorpe, and if I put s****horpe, the filter deletes it. see? If i was posting where I lived, It would be ok to deliberately bybass the filter.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:17 am

Ah, so the filter adds those little ****ing *s in for me, huh? Nice. Do you get chewed out for typing that in, though? Do the Mods get sent a message or something reporting you? I just don't understand the whole system. Oh, and welcome back giles. Mag and I have been all alone for like two or three hours. We've cleaned out the bar and started trying to pick the lock on the storage room.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:18 am

Yeah, anytime you end up with a string of ****** in what you've posted, unless it's a name for a place, or person or something you should get rid of it so the filter doesn't have to do the work for you.

I'm not sure, it's just been my impression the view is it's "rude" to make the filter to do the work for you.

Yeah...can't sleep, must spam.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:24 am

It reallym depends where it is... If it is in somethign such as the lyrics thread, I leave it, but if it is just in everyday posting, I tend not to post such foul obscenitys anyway!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:36 am

My mother has always cursed like a sailor, so my life isn't complete without four letter words. They constitute a good portion of my vocabulary. I really haven't noticed anyone taking offense to them, though. But GB does have a few really young kids on the forums these days. Guess their parents might not like it, even though they're playing hack'n'slash video games all the time and probably cursing out people twice their ages while playing Halo 1 & 2 online. Hypocracy sucks.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:37 am

Please, for the greater good, say duplicity

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:38 am

Okay, duplicity sucks.