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- Ideal Maxima
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Ah...but the beauty of the alka-seltzer is the fizzing action. A hollowed out flamingo full of alka-seltzer, with a recorder playing obscene noises? That's comedic genius right there. That thing would shake and spray all over! 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Ah...but the beauty of the alka-seltzer is the fizzing action. A hollowed out flamingo full of alka-seltzer, with a recorder playing obscene noises? That's comedic genius right there. That thing would shake and spray all over!
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Ahh! Now I get it!!! That's rudy brilliant, man. Be sure you get it on video camera, eh?
Ahh! Now I get it!!! That's rudy brilliant, man. Be sure you get it on video camera, eh?
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
Indeed, I need funding for it though. Spent too much on alcohol. I think the neighborhood has deal with stunts of the kind before. There's no such things laying around that I've seen. Shame too, mine would definately beat simply smashing them open.
I may just wait until next month, buy all the stuff, rig it up and set it off on the 4th of July. The alka-selter will be horribly expensive though to fill up a flamingo.
I may just wait until next month, buy all the stuff, rig it up and set it off on the 4th of July. The alka-selter will be horribly expensive though to fill up a flamingo.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- werebeargoddess
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- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Indeed, I need funding for it though. Spent too much on alcohol. I think the neighborhood has deal with stunts of the kind before. There's no such things laying around that I've seen. Shame too, mine would definately beat simply smashing them open.
I may just wait until next month, buy all the stuff, rig it up and set it off on the 4th of July. The alka-selter will be horribly expensive though to fill up a flamingo.
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"STFF! Save the Flamingoes Fund!"
Good call, WBG
How goes it?
I may just wait until next month, buy all the stuff, rig it up and set it off on the 4th of July. The alka-selter will be horribly expensive though to fill up a flamingo.
"STFF! Save the Flamingoes Fund!"
Good call, WBG
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
Maxi's thinking naughty thoughts about my flamingo's and running in fear and shock right now. Why, I don't know. They're having digestive problems is all. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Maxi's thinking naughty thoughts about my flamingo's and running in fear and shock right now. Why, I don't know. They're having digestive problems is all.
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Poor, poor flamingoes...we told them not to eat the bacon!
Poor, poor flamingoes...we told them not to eat the bacon!
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
- werebeargoddess
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Oh, that's good...save the deprived Flamingo Lawn Ornaments..yes...Tower_Master wrote:"STFF! Save the Flamingoes Fund!"![]()
*snicker's* Pork'n'Flamingo'sPoor, poor flamingoes...we told them not to eat the bacon!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]Yes, you gotta stay away from the bacon. Faaar away.
@TM- I'm good.
Playing through BG2 for like, the 10th time.
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Ah, the beauties of a Ranger and his Hamster...bringing justice to flamingoes everywhere!
@TM- I'm good.
Ah, the beauties of a Ranger and his Hamster...bringing justice to flamingoes everywhere!
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
- Fiberfar
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Why not open a flamingo bar? 
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Whatever would the gnomes say?[/QUOTE]
"Stupid birds stole my bacon!"?
[QUOTE=Craig] You must ask yourself, why was the bar closed in the first place? [/QUOTE]
Wasn't me, that's for sure. Anything that dispenses alcohol is my wonderful friend.
"Stupid birds stole my bacon!"?
[QUOTE=Craig] You must ask yourself, why was the bar closed in the first place? [/QUOTE]
Wasn't me, that's for sure. Anything that dispenses alcohol is my wonderful friend.
Mrow!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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- Luis Antonio
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