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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:32 pm

I've never been one to just up and label someone "nuts" but...

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:35 pm

lol

. He's a clever guy... managed to work a perverse icon into EVERY post he makes here on GB... and every one gets past the mods

.

He should write a chapter for your book: "Subtle Sexuality; The Art Of Stealthy Perversion"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:38 pm

Indeed, that perverted little man.

Heh, that reminds me. I nearly got in trouble today when Kimmy came to get the baby and mentioned not having underwear on. The phrase "me too! Wanna see" popped into my head and I had to grab ahold of myself reallllly quickly.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:41 pm

Well thank god I wore underwear today... I failed to observe one of your lessons of the day and answered the door in my boxers

(briefs/shorts type thingies incase "boxers" aren't in your US vocabulary

).

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:43 pm

Yep, it's there, my preference as well and I did have some on. I just wasn't sure of how to respond to a random comment like that coming from the girl in front of me. I became curious as to how she'd respond, then thought better of it, baby and all between us and what-not. That's quite the sex-prevention tool I have to say.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:17 pm

Lazy Me Topic of the Day:

[QUOTE=Magrus]Wack on, wipe off. Age-old lesson taught by drunken master's.

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Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:56 pm

Ah, the proverbial drunken masters...

BS started spouting at the mouth again?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:00 pm

Ha, nope. AC told me to have at him in the story thread since she can't be present though! I get to pick on BS at the behest of a young woman. Oh goody.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:42 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]I wonder... was it limey's intention for his avatar to look like bright green testicles

?[/QUOTE]

Damn- rumbled again!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:08 am

Lesson of the Day:

Girls, never, ever, ever screw over a guy who has a temper, saved your life and doesn't sleep. They get even with dirty pictures and the internet so very, very easily.

On a totally unrelated note

anyone wishing to see my ex should PM me.

midnight_storm · Post by **midnight_storm** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:12 am

before applying, may i ask what form of world domination are you talking about?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:25 am

Heh, first off welcome.

Now, your question.

I have a dream you see. Of a world free from war, yes that's right. I propose we take over this world, and enforce a mandatory law of 4 hours of sexual activity for each, and every person over the age of 16. Partner's will be found for those single folk out there. The penalty for disobeying, is a day in the Hole with Fas. *shakes my head* You don't want to go there.

Not only that, I dream of a secondary tap system, right next to every water faucet in every home. Thats right, free booze, out of a tap, in your very own home. If you're forced to pay your taxes, lets ditch the military and pay for your drinking needs I say!

Moreover, each newborn will be given his or her own starter kit. This includes a bottle of fine rum, to be aged until they are old enough to drink it (16). A matching set of leather restraints, leash, collar, and blind-fold. A set of shot glasses, 10 to be exact, with an ice bucket and two fine quart drinking mugs, accessories for your drinking needs. Not only that, but you will have a savings bond of $100 dollars. Not much, I know. Still, that bond will be good for a graduation party by the time you reach 18. One of your choosing, not those crotchety parents of yours.

Everyone will be free to love anyone they want, so long as it's agreeable between the two. Anyone caught making war, will be forced to endure listening to Dubbya try and discuss politics for a year and a half non-stop.

Sex ed will be taught in school, and go oh so much more into detail, with a hands-on lab for seniors.

In short, I will enforce drinking and perversity in exchange for war.

This has been a MCOPCDAWD announcemnet. Thank you for listening.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:30 am

Why the red font for prosetylizing, Mag?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:32 am

Shhh! Nobody noticed it was red yet!

No clue, just got bored with the standard font I guess. I'm in a bright and happy mood today! I want colors and such.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:32 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Shhh! Nobody noticed it was red yet!

No clue, just got bored with the standard font I guess. I'm in a bright and happy mood today! I want colors and such.

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Then Colors you shall have! Paaaaint a raaaainbow!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:35 am

I think that says it all man.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:39 am

Nipple!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:41 am

I gots pictures of those.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:42 am

Rumor has it of an ex

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:49 am

Yep yep, made my day today. See, I don't have HER address, but I do have her mother's address. This could be interesting.