Top Ten signs you are addicted to BGII

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:03 am

Right before going into an important business meeting or class, you rest up to 24 hours STRAIGHT to regain your strength and mental capabilities...

Saumerez · Post by **Saumerez** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:06 am

-You are stuck in traffic and keep reaching for the space bar to unpause the game.

-You stop at crime/accident scenes to see if the victims dropped any good loot.

-When a coworker asks if you would like to go to lunch you consider her alignment before joining.

-You think prices are a bit steep for someone with your reputation.

-You think that answering a fairly short series of questions correctly is what it takes to get laid.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:08 am

You keep track of the turnip market as well as watch out for griffons when outside.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:09 am

...while walking your dog with your girlfriend you continually dart into random houses to loot them of all valuables, and come out mumbling about why in the hell is that in reality not EVERY SINGLE PERSON really keeps a journal...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:10 am

You send your girlfriend into the front lines of a bar fight, while you hang back to 'cast spells'

BTW like the topic

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door

KN · Post by KN » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:11 am

You refuse to open any door or box that glows.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Saumerez · Post by **Saumerez** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:12 am

if I had never heard of bg2 I would refuse to open any door or box that glowed.

KN · Post by KN » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:18 am

You wake up in the morning with the words "Wanna take a look at me ditties" echoing through your mind.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:27 am

If you try to convice hotel employee to drink with you for some gossip

If you try to collect all useless things for hope in creating powerful items.

If you look at peoples height and ears to undestand their race.

If you try to create some sentences about BG2 and life you are totaly addicted.

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:34 am

If Dolar Mark appear meaningless and start to think how to earn GP.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:42 am

Cool topic

Err... I think you are addicted when your friend ask you to go out with them for the night and to do so you ask them for 500 gp... "will be paid well far this"

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Ubik aka Socrates: To lakonizein esti filosofein

[This message has been edited by Ubik (edited 01-31-2001).]

Black Hand · Post by **Black Hand** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:45 am

You think Firearms are useless weapons, because they only fire 'normal' bullets.

nael · Post by **nael** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 12:33 pm

*you are highly disappointed when your pet doesn't steal things for you and talk to you

*you can't comprehend how to use anythign without little circular arrows to show you where to touch it

Genesis · Post by **Genesis** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 12:45 pm

When someone starts a conversation with you, your first words are something like this...

*"I have nothing of value" or
*"Get me out of this hell hole" or
*"Yes!, I'm still here"

etc

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:00 pm

Ahhh! These are very inspiring!

You KNOW you're addicted when:

You go to church when you feel sick,
a graveyard when you need money, and
bars and police stations when you need work.

You're really ticked you can't find anything better than studded leather at the clothing stores.

You are a lost cause if:

You can spell "Thaxll'ssillyia" (but u got hooked long before that....)

You deleted all your porn to make room for more savegame files.

KN · Post by KN » Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:20 pm

You have memorized and can recite the actual words for casting each spell.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:25 pm

You make an "addiction" thread.

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:39 pm

This is nice...

hmm...

You actually believe that you will get something good from putting up with people who ask annoying questions the entire time and chase you whereever you go.

You think you're boyfriend is serious when he says he will never ever leave you just before having sex.

You hear a clicking sound everytime before you do something.

you think running around with bodyparts, organs and blood of animals, people and arcane beings is quite normal.

RogerJ · Post by **RogerJ** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 1:45 pm

You go to your local hardware store and ask the clerk for a lawnmower +5.

Quitch · Post by **Quitch** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 7:27 pm

I won't try and match wit here, but I'll just bring my favourite into focus

"You leave your kid sister locked up with a maniac for month because you feel it is wisest to get your traveling companion in the sack before starting chapter 4."

Love that perspective <g>

"You think you're boyfriend is serious when he says he will never ever leave you just before having sex."

Comes a close second

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Quitch
"Well since you asked, I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. No, don't look. Go kill one now. Go find one and kill it. Right now. That would be SO cool" - Lilarcor