Top Ten signs you are addicted to BGII

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 7:33 pm

when you are at a funeral and you ask the Prist if he can cast a "resurection" spell.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 7:34 pm

Why thank you Quitch, I'm honored

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"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Avariel · Post by **Avariel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:44 pm

Before opening a door to a building or vehicle, you run your hands all over it, then get down on hands and knees and search the floor around it, "checking for traps".

After receiving even a minor injury, such as a paper cut, you immediately curl up on the floor to sleep for 8 hours.

Sorry if these happen to already have been posted, I didn't read through all of em!

~Avariel~

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B.A: As you're walking through the town, you're approached by an old blind man, holding out a tin cup.

Bob: I waste him with my crossbow!

Dave: I got dibs on the tin cup!

Sara: I don't think these guys really understand the concept of Lawful Good characters.

Brian: Hey, you gotta take your experience points where you can get 'em.

obloquy · Post by **obloquy** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:56 pm

You tell your friends you're not a virgin because you slept with Aerie. (I politely declined, by the way

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:07 pm

'You start talking to Boo in your sleep'

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:12 pm

You sleep outside for 6 days straight thinking this is the only way to turn your girlfriend on

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"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:54 pm

When something doesn't go your way you start looking for the reload button.

Avariel · Post by **Avariel** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 11:26 pm

A reload button for my life....

That's an awesome idea!

Pretty girl doesn't give me her number.....reload!

Damn reality, always gets in my way.
~Avariel~

[This message has been edited by Avariel (edited 02-02-2001).]

RogerJ · Post by **RogerJ** » Wed Jan 31, 2001 11:38 pm

You reach for the salt and pepper and say, "Let's give it a good shake and SEE what falls out!"

Madison the Gray · Post by **Madison the Gray** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:19 am

You carry around a backpack full of broken junk looking for a guy named Cromwell.

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Go for the Eyes! - Minsc

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:37 am

Originally posted by Pigdog:
You make an "addiction" thread.

I see I've given myself away...you are right and I didn't mean to start a joke thread it was more a confessional my dog thinks I am crazy I expect him to see through illusions and protect me from evil...i think i need help

Just one more from me tnx for all the laughs

You should get help now because:

You missed the first episode of Survivor II.

You don't know what Survivor II is but you hope it's made by bioware and has some cool kits...

You don't know what the h^ll I'm talking about.

<OK that's three but they work together>

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 1:20 am

a) You haven't changed your clothes since you began to play BG2, because you can't find the "blue" area to get into your closet.

b) A driver cuts in front of you on the freeway, and you cast Breach before you give him the "Finger of Death".

Black Hand · Post by **Black Hand** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 2:25 am

You desperately try to find an 'improved mantle' in clothing stores.

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 3:18 am

When you get into a fight at the local bar:

-You beat him up from the distance with a chair juuuuust in case he could level drain.

-After beaten the living crap out of him you are disappointed that the loot only was a Nokia+2 immune to bitching.

-When fighting five guys you jump on the skinny guy in the back of the pack since he looked most likely to be a mage.

-Join my party has a new meaning to you.

-You accidentally call your father Baahl.

-you accidentally call your mother a beholder

-You think you can travel to nearby cities in 0 hours

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:14 am

-Whenever a friend leaves the party you always tell them to "Meet us at the Copper Coronet"

-You start getting the dream sequence whenever you rest

-You try to boost your reputation by donating lots of money to temples

-You start robbing merchants and getting caught just because having a high reputation may upset some of your party members

-You accuse someone who is blind to have joined the Unseeing Eye cult

-You believe that you are indeed a child of a god

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:27 am

you find yourself in a BG2 forum all day

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 6:44 am

Originally posted by Osiris:
b) A driver cuts in front of you on the freeway, and you cast Breach before you give him the "Finger of Death".

ROFL. This gets the prize. If only that finger of death really worked! The roads would be filled with the wrecks of cars, their drivers robbed of their souls

- You tell your boss you can't use the PC because your not proficient with it.
- You're confused that friends don't want to be back in your party after you booted them out becasue there were already 6 of you and Billy was "just better".
- Girls are unimpressed that they should fall into your arms just because you hacked your "lovetalk" rating.

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:00 am

You tell "the catch of the night" that she has to wait just a second longer...you just need to "cast a protection spell" first

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:38 am

When the boss calls you over at work, you reply "What is my task?"