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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:31 pm

Good man!

Note: For our Muslim Wanker, Drink tea and Kill Kittens.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:36 pm

Good stuff

My golden alcohol related goal for this summer is to spend the night in the drunk tank of whatever city I happen to wind up in

I think there will be something deeply holy, spiritual and humbling about spending the night in the drunk tank - almost like a drunkard's rite of passage

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:38 pm

I've spent the night curled up with a pillow sleeping upright against a wall one night. That was a profound experience altogether I think.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:17 pm

forgive me oh great one, i wish to atone for my lack of apperence in these hallowed walls.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:19 pm

Heh, I've been absent too. Too much gaming and boozing.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:23 pm

cool so im not in trouble wohoo!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:25 pm

Nope. I just migrated over to Siberys site to do my game there. I'm a mod and I can delete the junk that ends up in our threads. We end up with a TON of spam and it's a lot to wade through for info.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:20 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Heh, I've been absent too. Too much gaming and boozing.[/QUOTE]

Dude, that's blasphemous, isn't it? You can't have too much of either! Mixing them makes it even better. Aren't you supposed to set an example for your students?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:24 pm

It's been my example. I did so much drinking and playing I forgot to teach you guys...

I even neglected the ladies because of it. Must rectify that.

Randomly Inspired Lesson:

Don't neglect the female half of the species. It has disastrous effects on your frustration levels, social habits and general well being. Even if it's to simply curse their existance, they're needed.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:29 pm

AKA gotta have someone to yell at when the booze runs out! Then you don't have to get up from the couch.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:32 pm

Ha, I've no problem getting up to get more, it's the getting dressed thing that's a problem. Having a girl around in that kind of situation would lead to a lot less drinking.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:34 pm

They certainly have their uses. God, it's good to be home, but now I've got to catch up with everything. I must outrageously bored if I'm reading the archives here. I've got two weeks to keep me occupied, though. This requires a sixpack, methinks...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:53 pm

Drink, read, laugh, enjoy.

I'm tempted to bust out the blender, ice cream and SoCo now.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:56 pm

Wow, this is a lot of reading. What the sam hell have you guys and gals been up to? This'll take me a week! Nobody works around here. Oh, and how's the babysitting going, Mag? That friend of yours still teasing you by bringing all her girlfriends over with tight jean shorts?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:59 pm

Well, I used to have freeloaders, until something came up, so I had to kick them out, along with their, backsides. Now, its just me sarah and cody and alyson, they were the only ones who payed their share of thier rent.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:01 pm

I have a few days left of freedom before she goes back for the summer to get the hours requirment for her degree. No baby for the past 1 1/2 weeks. I've been an absolute spamming BUM during this time. No joke.

No more cute girls coming over no. *sighs* The last two she brought over were just wonderful. Especially the little Italian one, but she was a little too young, just a little mind...

Yeah DZ. See? Isn't it better without those fools screwing things up at your place for you?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:04 pm

Yeah, no more idiots just sitting around, enjoying my styff and wealth. I should have done it months ago.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:05 pm

Sounds like you miss the baby, Mag, and the women that came with it. As for freeloaders, I had some guy try that at my girlfriends house for three weeks. Said he was just looking for a place to live and needed somewhere to crash for a bit. He had a party and smashed her place up, so I dumped his **** out the upstairs window onto the sidewalk. None of her roommate complained in the least.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:06 pm

Yeah. If I had like 10 grand...I've been wanting to alter a Fountain drink machine...are you ready for this?

You guys know how they work? One tube for soda syrup. One tube for carbonation, one tube for water.

Well, we alter the setup. One tube for liqour. One tube for soda syrup. Cut out the water, higher concentrate mixed drinks!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:09 pm

Using Everclear has a similar effect, though having a machine to help out like that would be pretty sweet.