horny dwarf

Grimbold the Unlovely · Wed Dec 13, 2000 6:06 pm

This is . . . er . . . a . . . er . . . delicate matter, but here goes. Other BG2 players often refer to something they coyly call "romancing" and what I (in my long past youth) used to call "getting laid." It seems that some of you get lucky with Jaheira, Aeerie, and Viconia. My problem is this: I'm not getting any. The ladies just aren't interested. What's wrong with me? Is it (no, surely it can't be) that I'm a . .. dwarf? (A very good looking one, as dwarves go.)

Grimbold the Unlovely

Thomas · Post by **Thomas** » Wed Dec 13, 2000 6:12 pm

Dwarfs are the race that the developers forgot. Alas you must face the road ahead alone and unloved. :-(

Cloud · Post by **Cloud** » Thu Dec 14, 2000 2:30 pm

well it would be difficult anyway, think of how that beard would get in the way. however being so small would mean that you wouldnt have to get on your knees to..............
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and i think i will stop right there before i break all the laws of decency and get thrown off the forum

Grimbold the Unlovely · Thu Dec 14, 2000 5:51 pm

But what if I want her to reciprocate the compliment?

Baassie · Post by **Baassie** » Fri Dec 15, 2000 5:27 am

Hey... Maybe Minsc will like you! He's got a thing for little rodents!!!!! Ha Ha (I'm killing myself here!)

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