Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
-Derek Zoolander; Zoolander
Favorite Movie Quotes
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'I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot'
-Hansel; Zoolander
-Hansel; Zoolander
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
Pigeon, dans ta grise robe
Dans l'enfer des villes
Devant mon regard tu te dérobes
T'es vraiment le plus agile
Bad but obligatory translation:
Pigeon, in your grey robe
In the hell of the cities
From my view, you're evading
You really are the most agile
Ben in "C'est arrivé près de chez vous" (English title: "Man Bites Dog")
(Ben a ruthless killer & robber, followed by documentary makers, and interrupts a chase of some other criminals at the sight of some courting pigeons to recite this little poem)
Dans l'enfer des villes
Devant mon regard tu te dérobes
T'es vraiment le plus agile
Bad but obligatory translation:
Pigeon, in your grey robe
In the hell of the cities
From my view, you're evading
You really are the most agile
Ben in "C'est arrivé près de chez vous" (English title: "Man Bites Dog")
(Ben a ruthless killer & robber, followed by documentary makers, and interrupts a chase of some other criminals at the sight of some courting pigeons to recite this little poem)
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Joel: [In the house on the beach] I really need to go. I should catch my ride.
Clementine: So go.
Joel: I did. I walked out the door. I was too nervous. I thought, maybe you were a nut. But you were exciting. I felt like I was a scared little kid.
Clementine: You were scared?
Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said so go. Said it with such disdain you know?
Clementine: Oh I'm sorry.
Joel: It's ok.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed to. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.
[Walking out]
Clementine: Joel? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Pretend we had one.
Gosh I loved that movie. It made me want to cry but for some reason I couoldn't.
Clementine: So go.
Joel: I did. I walked out the door. I was too nervous. I thought, maybe you were a nut. But you were exciting. I felt like I was a scared little kid.
Clementine: You were scared?
Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation.
Clementine: Was it something I said?
Joel: Yeah, you said so go. Said it with such disdain you know?
Clementine: Oh I'm sorry.
Joel: It's ok.
Clementine: I wish you had stayed.
Joel: I wish I had stayed to. I swear to god I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish... I wish I had stayed.
[Walking out]
Clementine: Joel? What if you stayed this time?
Joel: I walked out.
Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Pretend we had one.
Gosh I loved that movie. It made me want to cry but for some reason I couoldn't.
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]-
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[Mary reads to Dr. Mierzwiak out of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations"; the lines are from Alexander Pope's poem "Eloisa to Abelard"]
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot. The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
Mary: How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot. The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE](Liar Liar)
Mr Reed:"Mr Falk, isn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic? I object your honour!"
Judge:"To yourself?"
Mr Reed:"Yeah, but I would like to, rephrase the question. Mr Falk, would I be acurate if I described your relationship with mrs Cole as totally professional? I object your honour and I move to strike!"
Judge:"Mr Reed, I don't know what your 'on' but you better get to the point and quick."
Mr Reed (whispers):"Thank you your honour."
Mr Reed:"Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic? NOT! Is not your relationship with my client 'pionk'... bad baby bad baby. Did you ever not make Lo-oooo. Did you HHHHhigh (makes doggy-style moves)!"
Judge:"Mr Reed!"
Mr Reed:"You had sex with her everytime you met didn't you, DIDN'T YOU! LIAR!!!"
Prosecutor:"He's badgering the witness."
Judge:"It's his witness."
Mr Reed:"You slammed her you dipped her donut (etc. to rude for forum) you stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey, OOHOOHOOHOOHOO OOHOOHOOHOOHOO (<- imitates turkey)!!
Mr Reed:"Mr Falk, isn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic? I object your honour!"
Judge:"To yourself?"
Mr Reed:"Yeah, but I would like to, rephrase the question. Mr Falk, would I be acurate if I described your relationship with mrs Cole as totally professional? I object your honour and I move to strike!"
Judge:"Mr Reed, I don't know what your 'on' but you better get to the point and quick."
Mr Reed (whispers):"Thank you your honour."
Mr Reed:"Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic? NOT! Is not your relationship with my client 'pionk'... bad baby bad baby. Did you ever not make Lo-oooo. Did you HHHHhigh (makes doggy-style moves)!"
Judge:"Mr Reed!"
Mr Reed:"You had sex with her everytime you met didn't you, DIDN'T YOU! LIAR!!!"
Prosecutor:"He's badgering the witness."
Judge:"It's his witness."
Mr Reed:"You slammed her you dipped her donut (etc. to rude for forum) you stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey, OOHOOHOOHOOHOO OOHOOHOOHOOHOO (<- imitates turkey)!!
Do you need a silencer if you're gonna shoot a mime?
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From 'Austin Powers: Man of Mystery' :
[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
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From Lubistch's Trouble in Paradise:
Lily: Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck!
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Gaston: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"
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Gaston: Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
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Gaston: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking--in a business way, of course.
Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
Gaston: The same thing.
Mariette Colet: You're hired.
Lily: Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck!
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Gaston: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"
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Gaston: Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?
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Gaston: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking--in a business way, of course.
Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
Gaston: The same thing.
Mariette Colet: You're hired.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Dr Strangelove
President Muffley, explaining the situation to the drunken premier of the USSR:
Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine. laughs Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country. Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour. I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri. I know they're our boys. Alright, well, listen... who should we call? Who should we call, Dimitri? The people...? Sorry, you faded away there. The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri? In Omsk. Right. Yes. Oh, you'll call them first, will you? Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri? What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright? Alright. Yes he's right here. Yes, he wants to talk to you. Just a second.
Peace.
President Muffley, explaining the situation to the drunken premier of the USSR:
Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine. laughs Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country. Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour. I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri. I know they're our boys. Alright, well, listen... who should we call? Who should we call, Dimitri? The people...? Sorry, you faded away there. The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri? In Omsk. Right. Yes. Oh, you'll call them first, will you? Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri? What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright? Alright. Yes he's right here. Yes, he wants to talk to you. Just a second.
Peace.
There will be no Renaissance without Revolution.
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President!!
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All for Eternal Sunshine Of he Soptless Mind
I haven't seen Dr.Stragnelove in a long time now.
[Clementine and Joel have broken into an empty house on the Montauk beach]
Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just tonight...
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...
[Mary is stoned, and Joel has just gone off the map]
Mary: He could wake up all half-baked and gooey! Mmm, half-baked. I'm hungry.
Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly.
Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it!
Clementine: You do?
Joel: You look like a tangerine!
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless.
Clementine: I like that.
I haven't seen Dr.Stragnelove in a long time now.
[Clementine and Joel have broken into an empty house on the Montauk beach]
Joel: I think we should go.
Clementine: No, it's our house! Just tonight...
[she looks at an envelope on the counter]
Clementine: ...we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
Clementine: Joely? What if you stay this time?
Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... Goodbye, Joel.
Joel: ...I love you...
Clementine: ...Meet me in Montauk...
[Mary is stoned, and Joel has just gone off the map]
Mary: He could wake up all half-baked and gooey! Mmm, half-baked. I'm hungry.
Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly.
Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it!
Clementine: You do?
Joel: You look like a tangerine!
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless.
Clementine: I like that.
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]-
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The Shoveler: God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shove very well.
The Shoveler: We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster
The Shoveler: So what do you say? Do we all gather together, and go kick some Casanova butt? ... or do I eat this sandwich?
{William H. Macy, Mystery Men]
The Shoveler: We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster
The Shoveler: So what do you say? Do we all gather together, and go kick some Casanova butt? ... or do I eat this sandwich?
{William H. Macy, Mystery Men]
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Gentleman, you can't fight in here this is the WAR room!"
"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."
"It is not only possible, it is ESSENTIAL"
"If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a '52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
"Gentleman, you can't fight in here this is the WAR room!"
"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."
"It is not only possible, it is ESSENTIAL"
"If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a '52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic
Ok, first from Ninotchka:
[QUOTE=Ninotchka]Buljanof: Look, there is a pidgeon from Paris!
Kopalski: How do you know that pidgeon came from Paris?
Buljanof: Easy, he do not eat crumbs from black bread.[/QUOTE]
I cannot belive nobody mentioned this:
[QUOTE=Godfather Part I]Don Vito Corleone: I'll make him a offer he cannot refuse.[/QUOTE]
Or this:
[QUOTE=Apocalypse Now]Lt. Col. Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.[/QUOTE]
But my favorite is:
[QUOTE=Shining]Jack Nicholson, after making a hole in the doors with an ax, put his head through that hole and says: HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ninotchka]Buljanof: Look, there is a pidgeon from Paris!
Kopalski: How do you know that pidgeon came from Paris?
Buljanof: Easy, he do not eat crumbs from black bread.[/QUOTE]
I cannot belive nobody mentioned this:
[QUOTE=Godfather Part I]Don Vito Corleone: I'll make him a offer he cannot refuse.[/QUOTE]
Or this:
[QUOTE=Apocalypse Now]Lt. Col. Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.[/QUOTE]
But my favorite is:
[QUOTE=Shining]Jack Nicholson, after making a hole in the doors with an ax, put his head through that hole and says: HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY![/QUOTE]
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From the movie Dirty Harry:
Doctor: Sure, Harry. We can save the leg. [takes out some scissors]
Harry Callahan: What are you going to do with those?
Doctor: Going to cut your pants off.
Harry Callahan: No. I'll take them off.
Doctor: It'll hurt.
Harry Callahan: $29.50, let it hurt.
Doctor: Sure, Harry. We can save the leg. [takes out some scissors]
Harry Callahan: What are you going to do with those?
Doctor: Going to cut your pants off.
Harry Callahan: No. I'll take them off.
Doctor: It'll hurt.
Harry Callahan: $29.50, let it hurt.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
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Dudes, why haven't you said Pirates of the Carribean?
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
"Who makes all these?"
"I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
"You need to find yourself a girl, mate"
"This dock is off limits to civillians.
"I'm terribly sorry I didn't know. If I see one I shall inform you immediately."
"Commodore Norrington, I want you to know. I was rooting for you. Elizabeth, I'm terribly sorry luv but it would never work between us. Will... uh, nice hat."
"You! You're supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
"Who makes all these?"
"I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
"You need to find yourself a girl, mate"
"This dock is off limits to civillians.
"I'm terribly sorry I didn't know. If I see one I shall inform you immediately."
"Commodore Norrington, I want you to know. I was rooting for you. Elizabeth, I'm terribly sorry luv but it would never work between us. Will... uh, nice hat."
"You! You're supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. See that's the part where you jump out and go "AAAAHH!!!!!!!" when people don't know you're there.
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The best movie line ever is from The Big Lebowski...
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway."
I fell over laughing the first time I heard that and to this day it still cracks me up... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some Chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway."
I fell over laughing the first time I heard that and to this day it still cracks me up... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
Ford: Okay, don't think. Nobody think. No ideas. No theories. No nothing.
[they all get smacked in the face by pans coming out of the ground]
Ford, Arthur, Zaphod: Ow!
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The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this isn't a naturally terrible position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell;
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies]
The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.'
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Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Fook: Yes, to complete the program.
Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Fook: Hardly.
Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse...
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Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
[looks around]
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
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And my all time favourite
Vogon: Resistance is useless!
From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -movie.
[they all get smacked in the face by pans coming out of the ground]
Ford, Arthur, Zaphod: Ow!
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The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this isn't a naturally terrible position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell;
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies]
The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.'
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Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Fook: Yes, to complete the program.
Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Fook: Hardly.
Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse...
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Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
[looks around]
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
-
And my all time favourite
Vogon: Resistance is useless!
From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -movie.
"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."