The Heathen Citadel

[Ravager]

Hi Maggie. It's Monday .

What time is it over there? 3AM?

Whats up with spam today?

I wondered that. The day I have nothing to do, but go on the Internet I have no-one to talk/spam to .

Wake up, Maggie!

[Magrus]

I'm drunk. Had to resort to wine coolers from the gas station. I feel like hurting my governer. Closing liqour stores at 9pm is insane! Pizza delivery personel should be allowed to go to the liqour store, grab me a bottle and sell it to me while handing me a nice hot pizza. 24 hours a day. That's just a logical, reasonable thing.

I mean, really, I want booze and I get angry when the liqour store is closed. It's not a cool deal man. On the other hand, I get to tease a femanist whilst drunk. Yay for easily irritated women and alcohol.

[Ravager]

Easily irritated women do bad things right?
I thought you had to stay off most of the liquor until you got your paycheque.

Well, yesterday was no fun for me.

Looks like my Internet browsing was causing my dad's computer all sorts of problems... like Internet Explorer crashing a dozen times . He practically suggesting banning me from using the Net.

[Magrus]

My dear British friend. Learn the glories of Foxfire and banish IE from your home! It is wonderful and quite nearly orgasmic to switch to this wonderful alternative browser.

Note: It is Monday, August first, 3am here. I got my money, I'm drunk already. Woot Woot.

[Ravager]

Foxfire, eh? I might suggest that to him.

Got your money already? Glad you're not wasting any time .

Go to a chat room is you want to talk this is a dirty discussion and spamming forum

Denethorn said I shouldn't 'chat' so I'd better spam instead...

I'm selling these fine leather jackets. They have the effects of a +10 strength elixir and are guaranteed to improve your chances with the opposite sex*. They also help in the cheap mass purchase of alcohol . Interested?

I thought you could do the 'dirty dicussion' part, Mag. That seems more your forte .

[Magrus]

If anyone's bored, I'm being pestered by someone on AIM with the name of "OhSweetLordYes". Feel free to do whatever with that. Whomever it is would be killing my happy buzz, which is the first one I've had in 29 days.

Oh, and yes, I got my money. Now I just need a honey to play with. Heh, that was stupid. Back to drinking!

[Ravager]

Well, I've been given an MP3 magazine to look through. Real fun .

So that's an end to the whole 'deep thoughts' thing, then ?

Did you get to look at my IWD experience or do you want me to copy it over here?

[Magrus]

I've just been called gay by a complete stranger. I feel hurt and confused.

Crap, one more sip and then I'm out of alcohol. The horror....

Deep thoughts were drowned in alcohol. I hope they die.

I read yes, IWD2 is broken sadly. I was pissed at it yesterday and cursed the programmer's mothers for using faulty rules.

[Ravager]

That was quick. Are you going to get some more?

I read yes, IWD2 is broken sadly. I was pissed at it yesterday and cursed the programmer's mothers for using faulty rules.

Actually, it was in IWD1. I was demonstrating the power of HOF .

[Magrus]

No....they stopped selling alcohol 2 hours, 25 minutes ago. Those idjits need to learn how things are done. Drinking doesn't stop, maintain the buzz!

[Ravager]

Then, just buy in serious bulk . And, then, hopefully you won't run out of the stuff.

Though, I guess it's a good idea for there to be a limit. On you .

[Magrus]

I hate limits. They irritate me. Now, I'm irritated, and someone killed my buzz. I hate that person and hope they get mutilated by flying monkeys. Those flying monkeys have sharp teeth dontcha know.

[Ravager]

Flying monkeys, eh?
Make sure they can really fly, they were in The Simpsons and fell to their deaths .
Poor winged and yet not able to fly monkeys.

*hands a few beers to Magrus*
Have a few on me!
I don't want you to get sober on me, after all .

[giles337]

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]I just did a MC run with RV and we wiped at Garr three times (I hate those adds!) but luckily we still got some dkp since after i got my 62 dps epic I have had -57 dkps so I need all i can get

I don't excpect any of you to understand that, so that's todays task, find out what I talked about. BRYNN CAN'T HELP!

I'll expect an answer by tomorrow, or at least a qualified guess...[/QUOTE]

Oh dear. You totally asked for it!

Duh!
Duh Duh Duh!
Duh Duh Duuhh
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Magrus]

Sober isn't where I want to be, and I may actually be desperate enough to attempt stomaching beer tonight to be honest. Hmm...I wish I had a flying monkey, it could raid a bottling plant for me.

[Ravager]

I think a monkey, flying or not, can only carry so much alcohol .

You need a tank .

Why do we need an obsession with Eye of the Tiger?

[Magrus]

I could actually get my hands on a tank. Far easier than a flying monkey. Scary isn't it? The thought of me knowing where to get a tank? I think so too. There's not enough room in one of those for a decent bar and that would totally piss me off.

Kitten said so. Obey the Kitty, they're fun to play with.

[Ravager]

I could actually get my hands on a tank. Far easier than a flying monkey. Scary isn't it? The thought of me knowing where to get a tank? I think so too. There's not enough room in one of those for a decent bar and that would totally piss me off.

What's scarier then that?
Oh, the US Army would probably pass it to you free of charge as long as you brought them back some beer .

No space for a bar? British tanks are probably better. At least you can stash a load of cans .

I think I could get my hands on a tank a lot easier than a flying monkey. Now, if only flying monkeys actually existed . Outside of your imagination, Maggie.

[Yeltsu]

Yeah, I know giles, I couldn't resist

It was WoW btw, for those that didn't guess

Want a riddle? I know a pretty good one

[Ravager]

Try me, as long as it's not full of abbreviations.