A few questions from the new girl.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 10:51 am

OK kiddies, where did you get the idea that every person who signs on with a female name does so for the sole purpose of being cyber harrassed by a bunch of nerds?

If you can't get the girlies from the local pub to come see your bachelor pad in your mom's basement you can assume you are not going to have better luck here.

Ladies, hopefully the geeks haven't scared you away. My advise: waste no time in putting them in their place. Once they get a foothold they can be very tenacious.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 10:55 am

As long as they don't have my homeadress (or e-mailadress) they can try to hit on me all they want. If I'm in a good mood, I'll even play along... No harm in it.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 11:03 am

Of course. Unless you enjoy the attention, then by all means... It should be said that I would suspect anyone who plays along to much of being a large obese man with gladular problems posing as a cute young woman

Just kidding with you Chrissy.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 11:15 am

Could be could be... or maybe I'm just as starved for attention from the opposite sex as the 'hitters' are... Nothing is impossible...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 11:32 am

Hear that Gruntboy? You are a sex starving littul boy... if you haven't noticed

And Alienbob too

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 11:51 am

Waverly, Waverly, Waverly. You think we're serious?

Why I would turn my back on my real girlfriend to chase a cyber-chicky is beyond me. Like watching pornography when you could be having sex. Obviously we're going to have to be careful when talking about sex in the future ("we should only talk about BG2 wah wah wah!") because there are too many kids wandering around the interweb.

2 points. 1)Your high-handed attitude smacks of a line itself. At least chrissy is joining in the fun and not taking *you* too seriously. 2)The interweb should have an 18 certificate all over. Bloody kids.

Joke 'em, if they can't take a...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 12:08 pm

Right Ubik, who said I was talking about Gruntboy?

I still think about 99% of the people around are joking all the time, could be naive from my part, but still....

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 12:17 pm

Well Chrissy, I am joking with you about 50% of the time, now you just have to decide if this message fits the joking or serious part.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 12:52 pm

Gruntboy, I actually wasn't referring to you; but methinks you doth protest too much

Now do you really think I would be one to quash any fun, if fun was to be had?

I was talking to (and with tongue firmly in cheek) some other indivuals whose lines where transparent and more than a little patheti-sad.

At least you have the good sense to be vulgar and distasteful...two things that this and that awful "how did you" thread desperately need. Cheers

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 12:55 pm

Did you know that according to a recent study, posts from "girls" get 122.87 times the number of replies than identical postings from "boys"?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 1:02 pm

Hmm... looks like this is the nerd's paradise, huh?

Chrissy, hon, it was a personal joke with Gruntboy... again, I think you really like the dirty geordie, don't you?

See, waverly, this is a game we all are playing here. And if you take part in any other chatboards or whatever, you will see the game there too - it is not something the net brought to us (it is still the old-fashioned boy/girl stuff) but it has replaced the face-to-face contact with this less... personal thing.
Safety, is one word for it.

Anyway, it is obvious that Chrissy is enjoying it too... all those horny little nerds hitting on one girl... It should amuse you too

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 1:04 pm

...might have felt something go over his head, but I'm sure he didn't see it....

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 1:20 pm

I think Your ALL weird.

BG1 was great! BG2 needed more areas in it, the "afterthought" Areas were just there for show I think.

I'm a PIG and proud of it!

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 2:50 pm

Ubik:,
No I don't think [most] of you are serious. Hopefully is was clear that I was poking good natured fun at the whole lot of you (mom's basement...obese man with a glandular problem...) If you take offense, consider the jest retracted.

Besides, I wasn't referring to you or Grunt, the lines I felt were patheti-sad were by <waverly buzzed away just at this moment>

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 5:19 pm

Ah Waverly yer just jealous thats all. what i said was totally not serious. like i would actually seriously ask a girl i had never met and who probably lives on the other side of the world from me to marry me.

"Katie will you marry me?

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notice the smileys? i was just havin a little fun is all.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 5:58 pm

Actually Waverly, my last post was a joke too. OR WAS IT????

Heh, is *anyone* serious here? I can't tell. Ubik mentioned my name and I popped up like the faithful dog, er, I mean pig (hmm, no, that would be Pigdog...

) that I am.

I think we all understand just how serious these discussion are. Now who's ridden off on my Banana?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 5:59 pm

Foul - 82.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:06 pm

And you can always change your post by using the Edit option.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:16 pm

Now why would edit it when I can spam, er I mean add one to my rapidly growing number of posts???

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:27 pm

Spam is Nasty stuff.

Banana's are VERY nasty.......

However, I LOVE cucumbers, especially with salad.

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Swine