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- Oscuro_Sol
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- Oscuro_Sol
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Are you trying to ditch my nickname for you now Kitten?
I'm moved in, just got the internet hooked up and guess what. The cable guy locked himself out of his truck, isn't that hilarious?
I'm moved in, just got the internet hooked up and guess what. The cable guy locked himself out of his truck, isn't that hilarious?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Random stories, random stories. Rachel and I got a job at the McDonald's for booze money, the one with the cute girl that was smirking at me when I pulled our roommate Josh off of Rachel's car last friday and stuff. Yeah, this should make for interesting weekends. I should end up with about $100 a week or so extra to use for liqour and excitement. *nods*
OH! Josh and I went shopping. Ok, now, Josh guzzled 2 LITERS of wine before we went. He found one of those little carts for the handicapped in the parking lot, so he drove it around while we went shopping and he got yelled at by the 15 year old cashier to "put that back where you found it" and that started an argument of Josh saying "I found it in the parking lot, I did you a favor!", which was parking it in the cashier's line next to ours. It was interesting.
I'm making dinner for our friend Renè tonight. Her mom has acute leukemia, so we're going to try cheering her up and I'll be cooking food. The last time I saw her, she was loaded on my cherry/vodka smoothies and we had to carry her to bed. Should be fun.
OH! Josh and I went shopping. Ok, now, Josh guzzled 2 LITERS of wine before we went. He found one of those little carts for the handicapped in the parking lot, so he drove it around while we went shopping and he got yelled at by the 15 year old cashier to "put that back where you found it" and that started an argument of Josh saying "I found it in the parking lot, I did you a favor!", which was parking it in the cashier's line next to ours. It was interesting.
I'm making dinner for our friend Renè tonight. Her mom has acute leukemia, so we're going to try cheering her up and I'll be cooking food. The last time I saw her, she was loaded on my cherry/vodka smoothies and we had to carry her to bed. Should be fun.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I've had ladies threaten to kidnap me after cooking for them. I'd like to consider myself a good cook, I'm quite the picky eater however, and don't cook what I don't like to eat.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I've been told I make the best chicken caesar and chicken parm people have ever had. Burgers and stuff, I've been told what I throw together on a whim is better than most people have when they go to one of those specialty burger joints. I'm not talking fast food, I mean one of those places that only serves burgers.
I think the reason why I'm so good is my selection of what I cook is so limited I keep experimenting with those few things I do enjoy to make them interesting and better, you know? If I only cook 7 or 8 different meals overall, rather than say 30, I'll be better at cooking those 7 or 8 meals than most other people. Until I moved out on my own, I never knew how to cook macaroni and cheese. I never liked it much and never bothered to cook any. I just had someone ask me to make some of the Kraft stuff and tried it one day to figure it out. It was super easy, but just another thing I never bothered to cook.
I think the reason why I'm so good is my selection of what I cook is so limited I keep experimenting with those few things I do enjoy to make them interesting and better, you know? If I only cook 7 or 8 different meals overall, rather than say 30, I'll be better at cooking those 7 or 8 meals than most other people. Until I moved out on my own, I never knew how to cook macaroni and cheese. I never liked it much and never bothered to cook any. I just had someone ask me to make some of the Kraft stuff and tried it one day to figure it out. It was super easy, but just another thing I never bothered to cook.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Have fun, and I don't care what you call me. I've heard worse. Far, far worse. I doubt anyone here can top what I've been called before.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Oscuro_Sol
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That's one of the more amusing ones, yes. I've been called some nasty nicknames before, some deserved, most just shots at me to irritate me. No biggie.
I had to shave my beard to get a job, sooo no pictures of that. They didn't tell me to butcher the hair though, that's good. Mine's longer than Rachel's now.
I had to shave my beard to get a job, sooo no pictures of that. They didn't tell me to butcher the hair though, that's good. Mine's longer than Rachel's now.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Oscuro_Sol
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- Grimar
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um.. hi! you fiksed your msn obscure?
btw where did that name obscure come from
btw where did that name obscure come from
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me