wouldnt a BG2 film be great?

Dangerman · Post by **Dangerman** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:32 am

who would play who if they made a BG2 film?

sandra bullock would be imoen
danny de vito would be jan
caeron diaz would be viconia

who else?

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:34 am

Camron Diaz as Viconia, isn't she the wrong colour.

Sam Neil as Anomen.

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:35 am

the film would be a flop imho, but you're great!!!!! Danny de vito as jan.....FANTASTIC!!!!!

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:38 am

Cameron Diaz as Viconia?????!!!!!???????

My child, if you haven't noticed, Vic is a DROW!!!!! How could possibly a blonde bombshell like Cameron act as her?????

(don't reply "in heavy makeup")

As for the rest, I like the idea of Danny de Vito as Jan Jansen, but I 'd rather see Angelina jolie as Imoen... and maybe Rutger Hower as Irenicus. And NOT Denzel Washington as Valygar!!!

P.S. (edit) MrSleep beat me to it

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Dangerman · Post by **Dangerman** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:38 am

yeah, with make up blatantly

russel crowe as keldorn

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:40 am

It would flop like the majority of fantasy movies (fingers crossed for LoTR).

Helena Bonham Carter as Nalia. Posh b*tch.

But who'd play the protagonist? And what character?

And wouldn't you need BG1 first with BG2 as the sequel - Bhaal Strikes Back?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:46 am

This is gonna be a hot topic....

Arnie as Minsc "plez don tuch ma amster, aaaaaaaahhhh"
Ms. Jolie as Imoen - oh yes.
Natasha Kinky as Jaheira (the accent)
Charles Dance as 'renicus

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:02 am

Arnie as Minsc? YES!!!!
Nastasia Kinsky as Jaheira? Hmm... she (Stasia) is kinda old... why don't try a Latina?

AND plz find a role for the sexiest woman on earth, Salma (OHMNIGOSH) Hayek!!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:25 am

Fantasy genre - strike one.
Based on a game - strike two.

Not that I don't enjoy these things, but no-one seems to do them well. When was the last time someone made a good fantasy film (not sci-fi)? The original Conan?

BTW Cast Halle Berry as Viconia and Tia Carrera as Imoen and I will still watch it.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:31 am

A BG2 film with an hour of Aerie whining about her wings would make me blow large chunks of popcorn out my nose.

Now if you had that guy who played Darth Maul as Haer'Dalis that would be kinda fun...

Just what would the main protagonist be? A Paladin?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:32 am

Halle Berry??? Tia Carrera????????

BARF!!!!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:33 am

It should be someone more in the neutral, maybe a druid. Or a cleric.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:34 am

But a paladin would have this whole 'I'm good but I have the power to be evil' kinda thing going on.

Bill · Post by **Bill** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 9:47 am

With so many quests and plot twists,it would be better to be a TV series.
As for the BG1 plot,this can be done by some flashbacks in the life of the main character-memories brought back etc.
And I agree with Gruntboy,a Paladin seems ideal to show the struggle between "good" (his/her beliefs as a human) and "evil" (his/her heritage of Bhaal).
And just imagine Viconia trying to seduce a Paladin.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:07 am

Ubik: tsk.tsk. I had you pegged for someone with more taste.

TV series?!?!?!? When was the last time there was something worthwhile on the idiot box. David Schimmster as Misc? Traci Gold as Nalia? Sheeesh. I need to go splash some cold water on my face.

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:09 am

Viconia... hhhmm... Salma Hayek with some makeup!!!!

She's got the accent and she is SOOOO SEXY!!!

Cool!!!

Another vote for the Paladin here.

Foss · Post by **Foss** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:13 am

I would rather see a movie over Forgotten Realms

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:13 am

Waverly, I DO HAVE A GOOD TASTE!!! That is why I like Salmita. And I do hate those other two you mentioned before.

Who is going to do a formal cast WITH Harvey Keitel in it?

Vote, ladies and gents, this topic is very interesting (I should go into the marketing bussines, damned, I would make lots of money)

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:22 am

Robert De Niro as Keldorn.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 10:24 am

Can't throw my support behind Salma. Same thing goes for a paladin - how would one with the protagonist's background find time to become a paladin. Should be something with innate power like a sorcerer.