The old "ex's best friend deal" I would ordinarily be cool with that, but she decided to date one of my close friends . Then there comes the I still love you yack yack...
Have to admit a little vengeance would be sweet, oh how evil and heartless I can sometimes be.
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Ahhh yeah. I had an ex that pissed me off, so, her three friends that kept flirting with me while we were together? Yeah...
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
How many wrongs would that be with one ex, and three of her friends?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Waiting on jello shots to chill in the fridge...How about 3 wrongs make one wrong right?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Be gentle when drunk and in bed, you can harm your girl otherwise.
Erm, friend of mine is in need of an ultra-sound with back pain. Made me think of this lesson. *nods*
Having fun decided how many turns it takes to make a right guys?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
It's a valuable lesson. If you get too rough, you won't have any fun until everything heals you know.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Heh, I'm all for being rough sometimes, but...have to be careful and moderate that. Back problems and stuff, you know?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"