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ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:50 pm

Magrus, court jester.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:51 pm

Actually I was referring to chus, though the same is true of you Maggie

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Spam is all-distracting. All-annoying after a while too

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Have an arm-wrestling contest, that'll be a change

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:51 pm

I was class clown from up until 5th grade. After that...well, my jokes were naughty and got me in trouble.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:52 pm

I can hardly believe that, Maggie...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:52 pm

Aw . . . what a sad story

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:53 pm

*sheds a tear*

No doubt, things can only get better... especially with jobs in liquor stores

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*gets out violin- plays Hearts and Flowers* -it's the violin tune!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:55 pm

*Suppressed snuffle* And I promised I wouldnt cry

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:55 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Sure! I've been handing drinks out to ladies like they're tic tacs or something lately anyways.

Too many friends seeing the new appartment on different nights. My roommies mother made me the most delicious drink with pineapple rum and pineapple juice a few nights ago.

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A girlfriend of mine was tending bar just down the street from where I work...and we came up with Capt. Morgans, Coke & a splash of pineapple...which we affectionaly dubbed "Capt. Fruity Pants".....(don't ask

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:55 pm

Right! I'll have an employee discount! *dances* Sooo hoping for that job now. I mean, why wouldn't they want me to work? I'd just hand my checks right back to them every friday night for cases of liqour.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:57 pm

Do they get advance warning of your reputation, Mag? Sounds only fair...

Uh, can I ask about that drink?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:58 pm

*raises hand* Ill call about his reputation!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:00 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]A girlfriend of mine was tending bar just down the street from where I work...and we came up with Capt. Morgans, Coke & a splash of pineapple...which we affectionaly dubbed "Capt. Fruity Pants".....(don't ask

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Mmm....the Captain's great for parties. Hmm...I need to get a bottle when I have more money. That does sound good though.

"Capt Fruity Pants" hmm? Interesting...my blender and I made good friends after moving recently. I bucket of ice in your freezer and a blender does wonders to making a refreshing drink for company. I'm working on a list of drinks that go wonderfully for every holiday.

If you know how many times in the past two weeks I've been out to get beer or liqour, you'd know that isn't necessary. I've been living here for two weeks, and everyone who works at the local places selling alcohol knows me by now.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:00 pm

That sounds almost cruel, chus! I like Maggie enough that I want him to get his job

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If you know how many times in the past two weeks I've been out to get beer or liqour, you'd know that isn't necessary. I've been living here for two weeks, and everyone who works at the local places selling alcohol knows me by now.

So they know more than you just being an excellent customer?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:01 pm

No discounts were/are needed.....she was pouring them in pints for $2.00...even for Portland standards, that was CHEAP! I recruited a bunch of my insane co-workers for Tuesdays at the "Seaside Park"...they kept running out....and eventually ended up closing....hmmmmm.....we always wondered...

Haa Haa...use your creative mind...!!

We did!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:03 pm

click [url=pacemakersdragway.com/graphics/may21-05/]here[/url] for a picture of my car. It is picture number 194

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]No discounts were/are needed.....she was pouring them in pints for $2.00...even for Portland standards, that was CHEAP! I recruited a bunch of my insane co-workers for Tuesdays at the "Seaside Park"...they kept running out....and eventually ended up closing....hmmmmm.....we always wondered...

Haa Haa...use your creative mind...!!

We did![/QUOTE]

That is cheap...really cheap...no wonder they closed.

My creative mind gets me in trouble thankyouverymuch.

[QUOTE=Ravager]So they know more than you just being an excellent customer? [/QUOTE]

Hmm...they know I like cheap wine and vodka.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]So they know more than you just being an excellent customer?

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Think of it more like supporting the local economy!!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:06 pm

Koolaid all around!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:07 pm

Hmm...they know I like cheap wine and vodka.

Even I know there's more to you than that!

Think of it more like supporting the local economy!!

Something that mag does a lot then?

Nice car, chus. I expected something that looked more... drag-like. Or rocket-like.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:08 pm

If they knew everything, I'd be in trouble. All they know is I'm a friendly, polite drunk that gives them great business.

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