Spam Factory

[Hill-Shatar]

[QUOTE=Ravager]

Looking back....



*narrows eyes* The pinnacle of light will not accept such sarcasm! Anyone else want to insult the 'Pinnacle of Light'? No the name wasn't my idea.

I missed Kitten! Aww, I wanted to hear all about Canada.

Got some goodies form University of Greenwich today. Still no starting date, though. It's as if they don't want me to go back... [/QUOTE]

What Sarcasm?

GO CANADA!

[Ravager]

I do occasionly go offline, you know . Chu gets the night watch.

GO UK!! - and especially ENGLAND!!

Hill, do you bring a gift? It's policy- bring a gift upon entrance to the SHG.

Is this when the spamming rate finally picks up?

[Hill-Shatar]

I bring mon-wait, no that was stolen.

Well in any case Ive been here for the last 6 pages before today...

Geez, wonder what I brought to be accepted?

[Ravager]

Chus neglected his duties. Look at the first page. Gifts are required. No more comments about me being permanently online and I may waive it. Maybe.

Before you join you must tell me what you would be bringing to our group if I let you join. You then must discover the name of our secret ally

Your wallet was stolen? Tsk. You should really look after your property better .

[Hill-Shatar]

Of course not

*shifty eyes*

hehehe.... i bring something, but since its 6 in the morning right now ill get back to you later on it.

[Ravager]

I know. Kidding about the wallet .

It's 1.47PM here. Good enough? I wait for the gift with great anticipation .

[Hill-Shatar]

A gift, Lessee....

How about a bottle of pristine Calgarian air... some sugar, and a burner in the backyard to shove styrofoam into. Not to mention ear plugs.

[Ravager]

A bottle of Calgarian air? Wow, what a treat!

Okay, you're officially in. Congratulations! I hear there's a dental plan. One that chu pays for. Wherever he is.

[Hill-Shatar]

Ya, but considering the source im not so sure I should use it...

Ill go back to hiding in the corner.

[Ravager]

Do you need protection from chu?
He's harmless really.

Just don't talk about styrofoam in His presence .

[Fiberfar]

Hmmmm...The thread o' spam still lives.....

[Hill-Shatar]

Yes one does...

In any case, if you read the 5 pages you know im more likely to kill myself. i dont need protec`tion from him...im scared of the dental plan...

[Ravager]

Yep. It lives on. Come to grace us with your presence and heavy metal, Fibey ?

In any case, if you read the 5 pages you know im more likely to kill myself.

What a marvelous coincidence. I provide chu-protection at excellent prices! And from dental plans too...

[Fiberfar]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yep. It lives on. Come to grace us with your presence and heavy metal, Fibey ?
[/QUOTE]

Perhaps....This time however, you "just" have to stick with DIO

[Hill-Shatar]

How can you protect me from the evil dental plan?

[Ravager]

Uh... can't remember what DIO stands for...

How can you protect me from the evil dental plan?

A 'Get Out of Evil Dental Plan' card. It provides full exemption! Now I just need to find one for jury services .

That or I could just tell chus to leave you alone .

[Hill-Shatar]

Dont tell Chus to leave me alone, hell demote me from spamurai.

[Ravager]

You want to be a spamurai that much?!

Wow, that's... tragic. Okay I'll tell him to leave you out of the dental plan bit... or just take really good care of your teeth and then you won't need the plan .

[Hill-Shatar]

What sorry, I couldnt hear you over me drinking my fourth can of coke.

Oh great one who never goes offline.

[Ravager]

Right, that's it!! I taken enough abuse!!

I'm going offline, right now! Just watch me!!

I'll just stay long enough to see your horrified reaction .