Elf Only Inn

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:25 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]am I the newest? Probably. What happened the CM?[/QUOTE]

read into the Heathen Citadel as far as you can go. Its the one thats rotting away, since many of its members have now left, and has turned into another driniking thread for Maggie.

Dont go to far in one go. I got to 125 and almost lost conciousness.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:26 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]am I the newest? Probably. What happened the CM?[/QUOTE]
First, he got a girlfriend (winter_rose), then he disappeared mysteriously and then Brynn made Tsa (the citadel dragon) eat him.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:29 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]First, he got a girlfriend (winter_rose), then he disappeared mysteriously and then Brynn made Tsa (the citadel dragon) eat him.[/QUOTE]

After a variety of torturing and skirmishes with COMM. There was more, but I stopped reading.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]
What do you consider a newbie? Below 500 posts? 2 months here?[/QUOTE]

newbie is someone who's been here under 2years

or 3years

nah just kidding you're newbie as long as you think you are.. gotta know stuff maybe.. or not and sort of like that yes that's it carry on with your belittling it doesn't matter to me i'm impervious to SPamHaM

Nipple

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:24 am

[QUOTE=ik911]Don't be so damn elitist, Luis, with your 'newbie' calling. It's not nice.

[/QUOTE]

I'm not elitist, I want to be with the noobs, and make them real spammers

ruscavo · Post by **ruscavo** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:48 am

Wahey! I'm the real noob, look how many posts I've had! And they're all rubbish!

"Will the real fat newbie please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!" (sung in an eminem rap kinda stylie!)

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:08 am

Why are the new people so proud of their noobism?

I think the problem is that they don't take the time to lurk first... hill1 obviously did... He is a semi-noob.

To become a full member you have to form an identity and that takes both quality spam and time.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:09 am

@Ruscavo, this is an elven pub. I cant possibly visualize elves singing eminem, so I'll put that song of yours in... blues style

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:13 am

Obvious choice, Loui. Elves and blues... Yeah.

ruscavo · Post by **ruscavo** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:25 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]@Ruscavo, this is an elven pub. I cant possibly visualize elves singing eminem, so I'll put that song of yours in... blues style

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Why not? Don't all elves get a free proficiency in Bows and Chainsaws???

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:56 am

[QUOTE=ik911]Obvious choice, Loui. Elves and blues... Yeah.[/QUOTE]

uhhuh?

the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says elves, is blues. and vice versa

they belong together and since elves are immortal they can sing those deppressing songs for eternity

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:04 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhhuh?

the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says elves, is blues. and vice versa

:[/QUOTE]

For me it is the second. The first are ladies in leather... at the top of the trees... with arrows pointed at me, and interesting looks saying "your clothes or your life"

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:08 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]For me it is the second. The first are ladies in leather... at the top of the trees... with arrows pointed at me, and interesting looks saying "your clothes or your life"

[/QUOTE]

so your fantasy is revealed

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:16 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]so your fantasy is revealed

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I suspect that's only the first part of it. Unless, of course, he just enjoys parading around naked in front of leather-clad women pointing weapons at him.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:27 am

[QUOTE=fable]I suspect that's only the first part of it. Unless, of course, he just enjoys parading around naked in front of leather-clad women pointing weapons at him.

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fabster!! nice to see you spamming

it's been too long.. you're so serious nowadays.. have you gotten too old to throw more those witty remarks that i only sometimes comprehend?

yes i do believe LA is an exhibitionist

well we all have our tee differently

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:27 am

[QUOTE=fable]I suspect that's only the first part of it. Unless, of course, he just enjoys parading around naked in front of leather-clad women pointing weapons at him.

[/QUOTE]

Indeed, Fable. I suspected I'd be banned if I shared the rest of the thing, so I've kept quiet while I still have posting privileges.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:42 am

Well, as long as you keep your lance at the ready you should be OK.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:44 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]Well, as long as you keep your lance at the ready you should be OK.[/QUOTE]

Ban him. For... suspecting... I wouldnt keep my spear ready.

Behave!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:24 am

i do believe lestat simply took the DF's place of insinuative-sexism

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:28 am

Lets call him Dark Teeths then?