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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:03 pm

*does 5 shots and staggers around the bar* Come on, we'll head to the mall and then, onward to Nippleland!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:39 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*does 5 shots and staggers around the bar* Come on, we'll head to the mall and then, onward to Nippleland![/QUOTE]

*does 4 more shots, throws a leash on mags leg and drags himself after mag* onto the oblivion and back, onto Nippleland, through the mall!!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:41 pm

I'm supposed to go to the mall tonight, to get shoes, and pick up two people nearby. If so, I plan on being loaded when entering that mall.

It has been a long, long time since anyone's mentioned putting a leash on me...wow, flashbacks...

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:45 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'm supposed to go to the mall tonight, to get shoes, and pick up two people nearby. If so, I plan on being loaded when entering that mall.

It has been a long, long time since anyone's mentioned putting a leash on me...wow, flashbacks...

[/QUOTE]

heh, well that was just so i wouldn't lose you.. i'm not in a very good condition to walk you know

nothing sexual in this leash, sorry

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:48 pm

Ha, I do walk fairly fast. Even people taller than me complain. It's horrible walking with Rachel, she's a foot shorter than me, and she has to jog to keep up if I don't slow down.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:51 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, I do walk fairly fast. Even people taller than me complain. It's horrible walking with Rachel, she's a foot shorter than me, and she has to jog to keep up if I don't slow down.

[/QUOTE]

i know what you mean, my ex?gf complains alot when walking.. i'm too fast for her.. i really have to tell myself to keep it slow or she'll drop out

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:53 pm

Right? It's hard walking with short people. Although, I did see a gorgeous midget walking with her son yesterday. Rachel yelled at me for asking if I could take her home with me. Her son seemed confused.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:58 pm

Nipplicicus spamicus complexus.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:00 pm

Luis is back. *slides a shot o'shine down the bar at him* How's the business?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Right? It's hard walking with short people. Although, I did see a gorgeous midget walking with her son yesterday. Rachel yelled at me for asking if I could take her home with me. Her son seemed confused.

[/QUOTE]

an actual midget? hmm and you actually asked the woman and not just from rachel???

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:04 pm

*nods* Beautiful midget. I was in shock, and it all popped out before I realized I'd said anything. Rachel hit me...it was funny. Well, for me at least. I don't think anyone else appreciated it.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:07 pm

What about beautifull midgets? short women are the best.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:07 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Beautiful midget. I was in shock, and it all popped out before I realized I'd said anything. Rachel hit me...it was funny. Well, for me at least. I don't think anyone else appreciated it.

[/QUOTE]

hrm.. that must've been a sight to see.. so you actually asked "can i take you home with me?" to her?(the midget?) hilarious.. i can imagine the look on rachels face... angry and disapproving..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:10 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]hrm.. that must've been a sight to see.. so you actually asked "can i take you home with me?" to her?(the midget?) hilarious.. i can imagine the look on rachels face... angry and disapproving..[/QUOTE]

*nods* Her little boy did NOT look happy, she looked shocked. Rachel slapped me and dragged me to the other end of the store.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]What about beautifull midgets? short women are the best. [/QUOTE]

Right? I got dragged off from a pretty midget before she could respond yesterday.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:12 pm

Tough luck maggie, tough luck.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:16 pm

*sighs* I've always a midget for a pet. I've had one that was close, but 5' doesn't count.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:19 pm

say what? hmm i prefer tall women although my ex?gf is short....

i'd like someone who doesn't complain that her neck hurts while kissing me on the lips..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:20 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*sighs* I've always a midget for a pet. I've had one that was close, but 5' doesn't count.[/QUOTE]

You want a pet? why dont you have a doggy for that?

I thought you wanted a slave midget, in leather.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:24 pm

Locke Da'averan wrote:say what? hmm i prefer tall women although my ex?gf is short....

i'd like someone who doesn't complain that her neck hurts while kissing me on the lips..

This is why they are taught to hop up and wrap themselves around you.

You want a pet? why dont you have a doggy for that?

I thought you wanted a slave midget, in leather.

Slave in leather, pet, whats the difference?

I don't like dogs, kittens are better.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:25 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You want a pet? why dont you have a doggy for that?

I thought you wanted a slave midget, in leather.[/QUOTE]

uhh.. but if you like short women LA, how come you say your fantasy is to strut infront of leather clad elf women in your birthday suit?

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