The Heathen Citadel
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. but if you like short women LA, how come you say your fantasy is to strut infront of leather clad elf women in your birthday suit?[/QUOTE]
The keebler elves must have sisters.
The keebler elves must have sisters.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. but if you like short women LA, how come you say your fantasy is to strut infront of leather clad elf women in your birthday suit?[/QUOTE]
That's but ONE of my fantasies including women dude You wouldnt believe half of them if I told you
That's but ONE of my fantasies including women dude You wouldnt believe half of them if I told you
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]the keebler what'dee'what'not?[/QUOTE]
The elves from the cookie place! You don't have those where you live?!
The elves from the cookie place! You don't have those where you live?!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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This is all I could find of them, they used to have cartoons, but play the kids game, click on the old dude hanging out of the window. He's one of the Keebler elves.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Bah, no running in the citadel, I'm much to drunk to follow such fast movements.
Does it involve a shower Luis?
Does it involve a shower Luis?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. this is getting strange.. well i'm not into midgets.. not being height discriminative or anything but i prefer women to be atleast middle way to my torso[/QUOTE]
Short women are good for certain... things... I remember... stuff I cant tell you guys here, but only possible with midgets as you say... erm... I'm ashamed.
Short women are good for certain... things... I remember... stuff I cant tell you guys here, but only possible with midgets as you say... erm... I'm ashamed.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
Ha, legally, anyone under 4 feet 10 inches or something like that is considered a midget I do believe Locke.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]LMAO! are you sure you're not meaning dwarf ladies? Those from D&D with beird? [/QUOTE]
Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.
Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.[/QUOTE]
Lol! tell her I dont care about 2 inches, she may come hrere for me to test her wether she's a midget or not anytime
Lol! tell her I dont care about 2 inches, she may come hrere for me to test her wether she's a midget or not anytime
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I don't care either, I'm her guard dog at work. I get to chase all the horny apes away when they start gawking. It's great fun.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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