Happy Birthday Our ACE Leader of light!!!!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:20 pm

extremely magnificiently wonderful birthday to you my norwegian friend

may you have 1000 virgins escort you to paradise

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:32 pm

Happy Birthday Yellyman

I second what Locke said above and I'd like to add:

May you be blessed by the Lady Clementine

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:01 pm

I know thee not or care less, aye say but if thee be Norwegian then so be it, 1,000 virgins, a lady Clemintine, and the good faith Odin and his kin and ilk as well, along with the humble luck of the Irish.

Go with the good faith and the editor/moderator on this one. Hmmmm.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:32 pm

[QUOTE=Patrick]I know thee not or care less, aye say but if thee be Norwegian then so be it, 1,000 virgins, a lady Clemintine, and the good faith Odin and his kin and ilk as well, along with the humble luck of the Irish.[/QUOTE]

The Grammar Watch strikes: "if thou art Norwegian", not "if thee be". "Thee" is the object form, "thou" is the subject form, and "art" is second person present of "is".

Or maybe you weren't aiming for Elizabethan grammar, just for bad grammar?

GA_Havoc · Post by **GA_Havoc** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:59 am

Hehe, I'd prefer kinky and experienced women myself.

Oh wait, happy birthday m8!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:13 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]
Or maybe you weren't aiming for Elizabethan grammar, just for bad grammar?

[/QUOTE]

feel the burn

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:15 am

Hey! Thanks everybody! My parents woke me up with this (I love english breakfast!) and this (the 60gig one!)

So far the day has been great! The sun is shining and the sky is blue. And you know what? Tonight, Howard Shore (director of LotR music) is having a concert here in Bergen with his LotR symphony!!!

So we are planning on going on that, and afterwards... We'll get drunk as hell!

@locke: Thanks for the thread mate, 1000 virgins might be nice, as long as they don't all start yapping at once

@fib: Thanks mate. A blessing from my fellow ACE leader is always appreciated

@Patrick: uhm, thanks... Irish luck is nothing to pass away, I accept this gift as it is well-intentioned and generous. May you always have the light of SYM on your back

@CE: uh, I presume that's your way of saying happy b-day in your intellectual way (no sarcasm, mind you, I am a happy friendly chap today

) Thanks

I wouldn't want to have bad grammar in my birthday thread

@ Havoc: Experienced women are also nice, but can't we have both? Thanks alot

damn smilie filter, I had to remove many, find out where there should have been a smilie and add one with your imagination

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:23 am

Sounds good. Have fun, Yeltsu. And a great birthday

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:27 am

Thanks mate

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:17 am

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a nice party out there.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:19 am

Thanks! Will do!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:23 am

may you have 1000 virgins escort you to paradise

Why didn't anyone offer me that?

Better say happy birthday again before it goes to spam.... oh and enjoy the legal alcohol buying.. John.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:27 am

Thanks Bob

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:42 am

So... Here goes...

I'm a bit anxious. Please don't flame me or anything.

I just hope I'm not gonna mess up on this...

(Ohhh, God)

Uhm, oh no, I think I forgot. Now where did I write it down?

Oh, there it is. Yeah, blessed be this memo.

Are you ready, Yeltsu? This is kind of hard for me, so, please, be gentle.

I wish you a happy tablespoon!

I screwed up didn't I? Can I redo that bit, please?

I really want to hurt myself now. Damnit!

I can't.... I can't do it.

You'll have to settle with tablespoon... I'm so sorry, Yeltsu, I can't help it!!

Oh my dear god...

So sorry.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:50 am

ROFL!

You did very well ikky, I accept this tablespoon in the spirit in which it was given, and I give you the light of ACE in return. May you always walk with a tablespoon at hand..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:35 am

HBD dude! I'm not in avery good mood, but hey, *hug*

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:12 am

[QUOTE=ik911]So... Here goes...

I'm a bit anxious. Please don't flame me or anything.

I just hope I'm not gonna mess up on this...

(Ohhh, God)

Uhm, oh no, I think I forgot. Now where did I write it down?

Oh, there it is. Yeah, blessed be this memo.

Are you ready, Yeltsu? This is kind of hard for me, so, please, be gentle.

I wish you a happy tablespoon!

I screwed up didn't I? Can I redo that bit, please?

I really want to hurt myself now. Damnit!

I can't.... I can't do it.

You'll have to settle with tablespoon... I'm so sorry, Yeltsu, I can't help it!!

Oh my dear god...

So sorry.[/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO

hehehe always got the energy to come up with this kind of stuff

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:37 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]extremely magnificiently wonderful birthday to you my norwegian friend

may you have 1000 virgins escort you to paradise

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]@ Havoc: Experienced women are also nice, but can't we have both? Thanks alot [/QUOTE]

Well then: may your birthday consist of turning those 1000 virgins into experienced and kinky women.

Here's an assortment of whips and handcuffs to help you, to be used as you see fit.

Nar · Post by **Nar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:52 am

A nice present

....

Anyway, Happy Birthday Yeltsu!

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:01 am

Hee hee hee, that sounds like a good idea Lestat

Cheer up Luis! We have sunshine!

Bad mood is bad mojo

@ Nar: I don't know you that well, but thanks