Elf Only Inn

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:11 am

[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]Bah, I'm too young to drink, so don't try bribing me with booze.

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Do I need to bribe you? What with then?

And if I do, will you continue the Stargate story thread? It's dying...a horrible lonely death

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:12 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Okay...uh... profound advice following:
Get some then!

You can do that right?

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So... THAT's your bribe that's supposed to somehow get you into the legendary SYM dictionary?

PWAH!~

You make me laugh. But not really. It's colloquial, I think. Erm... I'm taking this far too serious again.

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:14 am

Nah, i don't need to be bribed. I have enough peanut butter.

As for the Stargate story, I'll try. I'm alot busier with school now, so I don't have as much time to post. But if I can, I will.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:14 am

You said you wanted real alcohol? You want me to post you some?

Not much else I can do about that

No-one else had to pay to get in did they?

You make me laugh. But not really.

My wit's failing me? Damn.

@WBG, thanks

. Just hadn't heard anything on whether people are going write anything for it in a while.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:19 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]My wit's failing me? Damn.

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*chuckle*

The emoticon doesn't match the text, does it?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:22 am

Such sarcasm. I'm cut to the quick... whatever that means.

Do you want some whisky, ikky? Cheer up.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:24 am

The emoticons are flawed, Rav, they're a lie, always*.

*unless they're not, ofcourse.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:28 am

And the way to tell is...?

The emoticons aren't flawed, the user is.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:31 am

Isn't that a pretty sight?

(Oh my, the godless spam.

)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:34 am

Have you been bitten... by the SPAM BUG?!

Scary. And yet not....

I can be sarcastic, too. A speciality...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:20 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Have you been bitten... by the SPAM BUG?!

Scary. And yet not....

I can be sarcastic, too. A speciality...

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Your sarcasm leaves much to be desired.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:36 am

[QUOTE=hill1]Your sarcasm leaves much to be desired.

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It waxes and wanes, you know?

I get flashes of genius at the wrong times

Much of the time I just use 'And yet not...' as a placeholder for further, better sarcasm. And now everyone knows yet more of my life....

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:39 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]It waxes and wanes, you know?

I get flashes of genius at the wrong times

Much of the time I just use 'And yet not...' as a placeholder for further, better sarcasm. And now everyone knows yet more of my life....

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More of your life? Did you just say that your life is on your computer?

Flashes of genius. well, your obviously not getting one now. Are these the same flashes of inspiration you got while working the power hose this morning?

*innocent look*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:43 am

hill1 wrote:More of your life? Did you just say that your life is on your computer?

No I didn't say my life was on my computer. I said how I use sarcasm. That's a detail...

Flashes of genius. well, your obviously not getting one now. Are these the same flashes of inspiration you got while working the power hose this morning? *innocent look*

Hope that person you work with saw that comment.

Damn pressure washers and their vibration. Bad for the hands.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:47 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]No I didn't say my life was on my computer. I said how I use sarcasm. That's a detail...

Hope that person you work with saw that comment.

Damn pressure washers and their vibration. Bad for the hands.

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He just said tht the last time I used an innocent look it was my girlfirend when she asked where the good stuff went.

Vibration...? well now, the power washer has a secnd use then...If you want to protect your hands, make sure you grease the hose first, these use rubber or latex gloves. Or leather, but they restrict your movement and control of the hose.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:50 am

Yeah, innocent looks don't seem to bond well with your personality.

More suited to me I think.

Are we going to foul up the EOI? Nice.

The apparatus is also very noisy. Got any tips for that?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:59 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yeah, innocent looks don't seem to bond well with your personality.

More suited to me I think.

Are we going to foul up the EOI? Nice.

The apparatus is also very noisy. Got any tips for that?

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You, like me, dont have an inoocent look that is sincere, as we have never been sincere in our lives.

I rarely have problems with a sqeaking apparatus, but that could mean that your moving the hose too fast, or you greased it too much. I am no expert...as I do not use a power hose in that way very often. then again, your cup of tea..

maybe we shouldnt foul up this place...its nice and still mostly uninfested place for the SYM newbies to come...well, other than the fact that psycho is advertising naked ladies on the floor in the first page.

Never mind. Lets foul this lace to hell.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:05 pm

You, like me, dont have an inoocent look that is sincere, as we have never been sincere in our lives.

I can be sincere. I suspect, like you, I just choose not to be.

I am no expert...as I do not use a power hose in that way very often

*uses reading between the lines skill* So you have used a power hose in that way!

maybe we shouldnt foul up this place...its nice and still mostly uninfested place for the SYM newbies to come...well, other than the fact that psycho is advertising naked ladies on the floor in the first page.

I see it this way: We're saving Maggie and Locke a job. And as Mag's new advisor it's my job to be his representative some of the time

. It's not like many newbies have posted here anyway. Let's make the place completely opposite to the guidelines at the start. A worthy goal!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:07 pm

1)most likely

2)and you havent? I highly doubt that.

3)Were already more than halfway there...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:11 pm

I only put the pressure washer together this morning. Still getting togrips with it...

Continuing the dirtiness of the topic.... someone needs to be sprayed with the pressure washer itself

3)Were already more than halfway there...

Is the end already in sight?