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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:13 pm

Id try to remark, but I spent all day outside and I rarely have the energy to do so anyways.

A first time for everything....

In other words: "Stop while you're a head, or you risk entirely losing your grip

Ooookkkaaayyyy. That's just disturbing. But I expected nothing less here anyway.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:14 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]lol!

In other words: "Stop while you're a head, or you risk entirely losing your grip

[/QUOTE]

Sorry DW, Im taken. You can try Rav though.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:15 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]
Id try to remark, but I spent all day outside and I rarely have the energy to do so anyways.[/QUOTE]
now that's BS right there

you're afraid you can't keep up

[QUOTE=hill1]
Mostly cause if DW can turn Spam into sperm, she can do anything.

[/QUOTE]
indeed

and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun

although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:16 pm

hill1 wrote:Sorry DW, Im taken. You can try Rav though.

I feel argumentative for the moment...

and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that

Okay. REALITY CHECK. Real pressure washer. Nothing sordid or dirty as is far too common around here.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:17 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]
and ravvy, do you really have to drag your hose on every thread??? i mean whacking my harddrive with your hose does not sound like fun

although it's old and messed up no hard-drive deserves a treatment like that[/QUOTE]

I thought that we were finsihed with the fact that Rav likes watersports.

BS is here? Uh oh.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:17 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]Mostly cause if DW can turn Spam into sperm, she can do anything.

[/QUOTE]

lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:18 pm

Well, you obviously have a way with words DW.

So I'll try to avoid too much ammunition for that...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:19 pm

dragon wench wrote:lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals

Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine?

So I'll try to avoid too much ammunition for that...

Give it five minutes. Ive already perverted it.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:20 pm

hill1 wrote:Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine?

*Added to Disturbing Mental Imagery* Nice one, hill.

Give it five minutes. Ive already perverted it.

A vote of confidence. How nice.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]lol! Sounds like a more modern day version of turning water into wine

Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals

[/QUOTE]

Hmm, I smell a "Dragon Wench Jesus" merchandise line cooking...

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:21 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
Except, I'm not sure I feel like donning robes and sandals

[/QUOTE]

how about a toga

hill.. well yes we concluded that but i just remarked that no need to spread his interests to other threads

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]Well now, another thing I didnt want to know about your personal life. You have dreams of stomping through sperm like wine?

[/QUOTE]
ROFL! Actually, that reminds me of something I saw written on an apron in a winestore:

Men are like wine
You have to keep them in the dark
And stomp all over them
Before they mature into something
You can enjoy with dinner

@Rav,
I enjoy playing with words, see my sig

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:24 pm

@Rav, I enjoy playing with words, see my sig

Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too

well yes we concluded that but i just remarked that no need to spread his interests to other threads

Are you deciding my interests for me now?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:25 pm

dragon wench wrote:ROFL! Actually, that reminds me of something I saw written on an apron in a winestore:

Men are like wine
You have to keep them in the dark
And stomp all over them
Before they mature into something
You can enjoy with dinner

Your poor husband.

Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too

No, shes just been in forums too long.

Are you deciding my interests for me now?

I think its a good thing that hes limiting where you can talk about your hose.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:26 pm

No, shes just been in forums too long.

Maybe a career change is in order.

I think its a good thing that hes limiting where you can talk about your hose.

You and Locke are obsessed

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:28 pm

Hmm, I smell a "Dragon Wench Jesus" merchandise line cooking...

Hmmm... that has potential.. The problem is I'm not overly keen on trying to feed "The Five Thousand." I'm too much of a misanthrop

how about a toga

Nah... that would be trespassing upon Aegis' turf, and I surely do not want to venture anywhere near there

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:30 pm

The problem is I'm not overly keen on trying to feed "The Five Thousand." I'm too much of a misanthrop

Dare I ask what you would feed them on if you were going to?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:30 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Are you a lawyer? That's their career- twisting words and meanings. Good career it must be too

[/QUOTE]

I'm corrupt, but not morally bankrupt ..... well not completely anyway

@Hill, he (my SO) tells me that as well. And then he keeps on returning for more abuse

@Rav,
well I do live on the coast, loaves and fishes might actually be feasible *innocent smile*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:31 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm corrupt, but not morally bankrupt ..... well not completely anyway

@Hill, he tells me that as well. And then he keeps on returning for more abuse

[/QUOTE]

Stop it! My gf just read all this stuff over my shoulder and is taking notes.

Oh well, how bad can it be.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:32 pm

Lucky him. You're scary enough on here...

Oh well, how bad can it be.

Bad question.

Here's an idea- Incessant nagging driving someone to the grave....

Make sure your gf writes this down: If in doubt, nag incessantly. Always works a charm.

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