Elf Only Inn

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:19 pm

No not tonight. I lurk a lot

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:40 pm

Hey, I'm back from cleaning floors, whats been going on? Has elfy posted anymore? If not, he probably went back to his private chatroom. Guess what it's called. Anyway, I'm bored. Does anything interesting ever happen in the world? I mean, seriousy, it's all war and strife and prostitutes, the most interesting thing is the couch in my apartment that you can only see when you're drunk. It usually comes with a couple members of your preferred gender in sweaty loincloths. Very interesting at times.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling] It usually comes with a couple members of your preferred gender in sweaty loincloths. Very interesting at times.[/QUOTE]

does that mean male or females on your point of view?

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:07 pm

Yes, yes it does. It's quite interesting. Too bad you can only see it when you're drunk. Hey, I have the solution, be drunk all the time!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:09 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]Yes, yes it does. It's quite interesting. Too bad you can only see it when you're drunk. Hey, I have the solution, be drunk all the time![/QUOTE]

indeed, we live in confusing times, no? i thought so

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:12 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]Yes, yes it does. ![/QUOTE]

Isn't it a little picky to limit it to males and females ?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:13 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Isn't it a little picky to limit it to males and females ?[/QUOTE]

yes, what about the 'other' and 'CM' options???

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:16 pm

yes, well, I've never really had someone who preferred those drunk in my apartment, so I'm not sure. Maybe I should get someone in here to test it.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:29 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]yes, well, I've never really had someone who preferred those drunk in my apartment, so I'm not sure. Maybe I should get someone in here to test it.[/QUOTE]

uhh.. yeah kinda having hard time figuring out what you said but yeah you should do that

~Lord_Elf~ · Post by **~Lord_Elf~** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:30 pm

No one will do anything without my permission here. All of you must go away NOW unless you are an elf who likes to roleplay. Go Away. Now. Not later, now. Do it!!! I hate humans.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:32 pm

And you are ?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:33 pm

Elven pub aye?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:33 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]And you are ?[/QUOTE]

Good night Fiona! \o/ \o\ /o/

~Lord_Elf~ · Post by **~Lord_Elf~** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:34 pm

I am LORD ELF, the ruler of this thread. And yes, it is an elven pub. So unless you're an elf, go away. NOW. DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:38 pm

[QUOTE=~Lord_Elf~]I am LORD ELF, the ruler of this thread. And yes, it is an elven pub. So unless you're an elf, go away. NOW. DO IT!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

You havent even posted the thread. You're not the owner of the board. How come you want me to obey you? Triple Bah for you.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:43 pm

take your valium and go to bed.. your momma sure doesn't want you to stay awake at this hour Lerf...

Fiona's leaving??? but you haven't answered my questions..

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:44 pm

Who said I was leaving. I don't recognise the guy's sovreignty.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:45 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Who said I was leaving. I don't recognise the guy's sovreignty.[/QUOTE]

Indeedoly do. Never say someone is your king unless he has a crown, an avatar, and is a fair ruler. Triple bah for the despotism!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:51 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio] \o/ \o\ /o/[/QUOTE]

What's that ?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:53 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]No not tonight. I lurk a lot[/QUOTE]

So, lurking does it for you then? I take it you observe, smirk and chuckle to yourself quite often?

*clubs ~Lord_Elf~ in the back of the head with my bottle of rum on my way to sit down*

Anyone want to do shots?