Elf Only Inn

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:55 pm

I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:57 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]What's that ?[/QUOTE]

well, its like dancing people. I mean, a girl is not something we see often spamming on the board, so I'd like you to feel... welcome

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:00 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.[/QUOTE]

Yeah buddy, thats the spirit...sort of. Regretting things isn't fun. I want a strawberry daquiri after the shots though.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:03 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah buddy, thats the spirit...sort of. Regretting things isn't fun. I want a strawberry daquiri after the shots though.[/QUOTE]

Two then. And a tequila, no lemmon nor salt added.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:07 pm

make it three and get me some LIIT's as well

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:09 pm

good job clubbing elf boy, he's now unconscious. I removed him to the stables, he will wake up with a large pile of horse poo in his face. Anyway, who should be king of this thread anyway? I have a plastic crown, the ruler should have it. Shots would be great, I'll have three shots of tequila and then I'll be able to see my couch. btw, finished moving, the new apartment's great, much better without a crazy roommate.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:10 pm

Deal. Blenders at the bar, serve yourselves. Drinks in one hand and umm, other one's for typing tonight until I have something better to do.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:11 pm

I'm fairly sure you've missed the point. a kingdom is not a democracy so you are disqualified for asking the question

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:12 pm

Time for rum and heavy beer! I need to get drunk tonight, it's a curse wearing socks all day at work so bartender, get me a drink!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:13 pm

This is how it's done. *holds the halfing at sword point, steals the crown, stuffs it on my head and grabs my glass again* I'm king.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:14 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I'm fairly sure you've missed the point. a kingdom is not a democracy so you are disqualified for asking the question[/QUOTE]

I'm betting Lord Elf and another person here are the same poster. Too bad when we prove it he wont be able to defend his kingdom anymore...

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:14 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I'm fairly sure you've missed the point. a kingdom is not a democracy so you are disqualified for asking the question[/QUOTE]
you're right of course, what was I thinking. I have the crown, so I get to be king. My first order as king is that there is no non-alcoholic drinks allowed, so everyone either get drunk or don't drink! And that's the only rule here.

Hey wait, give me back my crown or I'll wake Lord Elf up!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:16 pm

[QUOTE=Psychohalfling]you're right of course, what was I thinking. I have the crown, so I get to be king. My first order as king is that there is no non-alcoholic drinks allowed, so everyone either get drunk or don't drink! And that's the only rule here.[/QUOTE]

You have the crown and a PM. I want answer, be honest.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:16 pm

Too late. Now we have a king who is in charge of the bar. As we say in Scotland " as soon as this pub closes, the revolution starts"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:17 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Too late. Now we have a king who is in charge of the bar. As we say in Scotland " as soon as this pub closes, the revolution starts"[/QUOTE]

I like you, and my place never runs out of alcohol, it's all good.

~Lord_Elf~ · Post by **~Lord_Elf~** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:19 pm

Wake me up from what?! No one but LORD ELF wakes up LORD ELF!!!! And I'm the undisputed king of Elf Only Inn, so everyone get out! Psycho, you're dead now for trying to take my crown! *runs pschohalfling through with his elven longsword, then relaxes in a comfy chair as all the human peons in his service grovel at his feet and get him various drinks* Be afraid any who would dare to cross LORD ELF!!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:19 pm

Revolution. Bah. Wankers all revolutionary people.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:20 pm

[QUOTE=~Lord_Elf~]Wake me up from what?! No one but LORD ELF wakes up LORD ELF!!!! And I'm the undisputed king of Elf Only Inn, so everyone get out! Psycho, you're dead now for trying to take my crown! *runs pschohalfling through with his elven longsword, then relaxes in a comfy chair as all the human peons in his service grovel at his feet and get him various drinks* Be afraid any who would dare to cross LORD ELF!!![/QUOTE]

Dude, check your other PM box, quick. And stop switching accounts.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:20 pm

Fas is a revolutionary?

Psychohalfling · Post by **Psychohalfling** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:21 pm

dammit elf boy, go away! go back to your private chatroom and talk to yourself some more! I'm not dead, you stabbed a pillow cleverly disguised to look nothing like me! Anyway, everyone else, I have to go for like, 5 minutes cause I need to get some food from the store. I'm hungry. Bye all.