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Post by Locke Da'averan »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hey! She's mine!
[/QUOTE]

yeah yeah.. i'm sure cheis will keep you company until hill arrives.. besides, atleast i'm not declaring she's my property or anything.. that's just not the right way to treat a lovely lady ;) ...

and i believe a soothing, relaxing and envigorating massage is much more to her liking than getting sprayed with your hose :D ;)

@rav: right about that one.. you're really starting to get the hang of it.. atleast someday.. don't let it kick you down.. you'll get it :D
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This is quite a party!
LOL! I'm chatty enough to bore everyone to tears!! :D ;)
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Post by Ravager »

ch85us2001 wrote:Quantity and quality count :D
*nods* I'll remember that. Expanding on the story... hmm...

*hits Locke over the back of the head with a champagne bottle knocking him out*

NICE! :D
yeah yeah.. i'm sure cheis will keep you company until hill arrives


I believe chu's busy... with his keyboard companion. :rolleyes:
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Post by ch85us2001 »

*chus finds a cookie under the sofa* YEEHAW! *eats five year old cookie* *runs to the bathroom to vomit*
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This is before I went to . . . bed
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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]This is before I went to . . . bed[/QUOTE]

...with your keyboard. :rolleyes: :D

*Locke's still passed out*
That must be how you found him, chu. ;)
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[QUOTE=Ravager]*nods* I'll remember that. Expanding on the story... hmm...

*hits Locke over the back of the head with a champagne bottle knocking him out*

NICE! :D [/QUOTE]

*wakes up, dusts himself from the possible dirt on the floor*
now seriously.. resorting to violence is just so unbecoming in front of a beautiful lady.. Ches, you should really see who you allow to enter your party.. this hooligan is certainly not very civilized.. ;)

*fish slaps Ravager, dresses him in a toga and pushes him in the Sytze's, BS's and Fas' tent of burning manly love with a large card saying: "present"* :D :D :D

take that boyo.. seriously.. i apologise aegis, but smth had to be done.. :p :D
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*dances nerdily* Oh yeah!
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*fish slaps Ravager, dresses him in a toga and pushes him in the Sytze's and Fas' tent of burning manly love with a large card saying: "present"*


Ohh! That's IT! Brings out the *real* pressure washer (Made in Germany) and fires it at Locke. Fortunately it's on a low setting. More than enough to knock you out, put you in a box and ship you off to Vladivostok. Try getting back from there! *evil laugh* :D

*looks around* Too much?
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Post by Juniper »

You are party animals....
Is there any more Happy Punch???
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I believe there's a nice stash of the stuff next to the everlasting koolaid. Minus the cow flavouring...

I'd be happy to get some with you. :)
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Post by ch85us2001 »

RAVADAVAVAVAGAVALAVADOO! Dont be so violent at my party *chus kisses alicia very heartily while she puts on a show*
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[QUOTE=Ravager]I believe there's a nice stash of the stuff next to the everlasting koolaid. Minus the cow flavouring...

I'd be happy to get some with you. :) [/QUOTE]

Thanks Rav, that would be loverly..... :D ;)
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Thanks Rav, that would be loverly.....


Let's just avoid the crazy man...

*takes a wide berth around the obviously crazy man kissing a keyboard* :D
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You and rav could come upstairs with alicia and me
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Let's just avoid the crazy man...

*takes a wide berth around the obviously crazy man kissing a keyboard* :D [/QUOTE]
Wise decision..... :p
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Ohh! That's IT! Brings out the *real* pressure washer (Made in Germany) and fires it at Locke. Fortunately it's on a low setting. More than enough to knock you out, put you in a box and ship you off to Vladivostok. Try getting back from there! *evil laugh* :D [/QUOTE]

*seconds after being shipped out, another box comes to the apartment from which Locke emerges unharmed*

now you're not exactly playing hard ball here.. do you even know what it was i allowed to happen to you after leaving you in the tent? thought so.. well read some and you might find out..

nice trip, here's some vodka and caviar.. enjoy ppl. :D thanks for the trip R, but more stuffing on the next time, it was kind of uncomfortable at times..

*slips a sedative pill in rav's drink which he greedily gulps in couple of sips.. passing out to the floor. taking the necessary precautions done by cheis, rav is prepared for fed-express trip..*

*hours later when Rav wakes he notices that his somewhere his newer been before, just before him he sees a sign that reads: Welcome to grunty's pantless marine's boot camp, if you read this you're in. say goodbye to your life forever*

now you don't want to know how they punish the ppl they drag back from AWOL, and they always find them ;)
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

oh never mind, since the war procedures have been halted, i have your release form here Rav.. as long as you play nicely we can both enjoy the evening ok? :p ;)
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ROFL! :D
i have your release form here Rav.. as long as you play nicely we can both enjoy the evening ok?


I don't think I want to be indebted to you Locke, thanks all the same... :p

Uses the obligatory phone call to arrange bail and immunity form the boot camp. Thank goodness for diplomats! :D

*soon arrives back at the party*

Ooh! Look what I brought back from the boot camp! Americans should really be more careful with their armories....
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LMAO!! Pretty sure I've never been to a party where people end up in boot camp......
I think I should lay off the vodka....gotta make sure I don't get shipped somewhere... :D
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