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Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:45 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I have pockets as deep as you wish and a heart full of love.

[/QUOTE]
Oh geez.....aren't you the one that slapped me this morning???

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:46 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I have pockets as deep as you wish and a heart full of love.

[/QUOTE]

Someone's been practising!

Juni, come with me for a night you shall never forget!

Too corny?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:46 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]What would you know about that?!

[/QUOTE]
She makes edible body lotion

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:50 pm

*goes back inside.. slaps ravvy friendly in the back get's him a drink which he doesn't want suspecting that locke would drug him again. pokes rag in the ribs and as he chuckles throws virtual helmet in his head, shortcuts it so it can't be turned off, and ties ravy's hands behind his back and locks ravy in the closet. programs the virtual helm to participate in an never ending eternal argument against CE and fable, afterwhich wraps the helm in bubblewrap plastic so rav can't smash the helm and ties his legs together and combines the rope with the one's tied on his hands. locks the door and brakes the key inside the lock*

AAH!

Chus, a little help here please!

Going to have to use my godling abilities to get out of this....

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:51 pm

@rav: yes indeed.. corny.. nothing but sex and yourself in your mind obviously...
a delicate and sensual lady like juni should not be insulted with that kind of comments.. they're demeaning to women as well..

Juni, all this bickering must leave you exhausted. there is a private bedroom which is for you alone.. i shall massage your feet while you succumb to the pleasures of sleep and keep these vulgars away from tainting your pure snow white dreams

and if you want anything else during that time, a simple flick of your wrist will get you anything your heart desires

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:51 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Someone's been practising!

Juni, come with me for a night you shall never forget!

Too corny?

[/QUOTE]
Oh my.....

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:52 pm

These parties really leave a girl with her head spinning.......wow....

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:53 pm

Be back later

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:54 pm

nothing but sex and yourself in your mind obviously...

Oh please!
For you, add alcohol.

*Uses godling strength to free arms from ropes. Simple matter from there to remove bubblewrap, smash door and VR headset at same time and untie legs*

*Everyone turns around to see what the crash was from*

LLLLLLOOOCCCCCKKKKEEEE!!!

Talk to you later chus. Tomorrow I expect.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:54 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Be back later

[/QUOTE]

where're you going? the head honcho can't leave the party.. c'mon.. well come back soon.. i'm sure rav is feeling comfortable and all..

god's now eh? fine.. *opens a portal to oblivion, reserves a seat for Ravy right next to melkrath and sends him through the portal*

umm and in case you're wondering.. magical powers/god powers don't work in there.. there is no exit/escape from the emptyness unless the person who send you there signs your release form so please behave and i can write your release form

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:56 pm

*finds the punch bowl tips it over Locke's head*

Oh look! It's a drowned rat. Suits your personality perfectly!

j/k.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@rav: yes indeed.. corny.. nothing but sex and yourself in your mind obviously...
a delicate and sensual lady like juni should not be insulted with that kind of comments.. they're demeaning to women as well..

Juni, all this bickering must leave you exhausted. there is a private bedroom which is for you alone.. i shall massage your feet while you succumb to the pleasures of sleep and keep these vulgars away from tainting your pure snow white dreams

and if you want anything else during that time, a simple flick of your wrist will get you anything your heart desires[/QUOTE]
Well, well.....your very nice to offer that

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:57 pm

If you go with him... no more spam delicacies, no more promotions, no more badges....

Blackmail does have a place in the modern world.

umm and in case you're wondering.. magical powers/god powers don't work in there.. there is no exit/escape from the emptyness unless the person who send you there signs your release form so please behave and i can write your release form

I have contacts in Oblivion. *Opens portal back*

Try a little harder will ya?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:01 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*finds the punch bowl tips it over Locke's head*

Oh look! It's a drowned rat. Suits your personality perfectly!

j/k.[/QUOTE]

read the previous post.. guess your dreaming there ravvy

@ravvy: dude you can't neglect my post.. well ofcourse you can but it takes the point of this away. i clearly stated that you can't get back unless i sign the papers.. and i have immunity against all mind control mind you.. sure you can do that, but then i just say that no you don't have contacts there and send you back.. and where'd the point be in that?

@juni: generous? well no actually i have to confess that i'm rather doing this with a slight taint of selfishness in my actions, alas treating a beautiful lady as a princess she is, is something that gives me happiness. knowing that you will be safe and content will clear my day and wash away my sorrows.. so although you may deem me so generous.. i'm afraid i'm not.. atleast not 100%

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:02 pm

I'm sorry, But I have to leave this wonderful party..
take care all!
Enjoy the rest of the evening!!!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]I'm sorry, But I have to leave this wonderful party..
take care all!
Enjoy the rest of the evening!!!

[/QUOTE]

enjoy, my lady the rest of the evening..

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:05 pm

Talk to you tomorrow Juni

read the previous post.. guess your dreaming there ravvy

Reverse return from Oblivion and punch bowl.

sure you can do that, but then i just say that no you don't have contacts there and send you back.. and where'd the point be in that?

Having contacts invalidates the form requirement. If you send me back I'll just come back again.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]
Reverse return from Oblivion and punch bowl.

[/QUOTE]

uhh.. i said the ONLY way.. i could say i bribed your contacts/killed your contacts etc.. no point doing it like that you know

.. and who'se your contact since oblivion currently has only one resident.. melkrath.. you're back since i wanted you back so let's stop bickering and start drinking and spamming

care to elaborate how this happens?

boy if CM would be here he'd tear you a new one..

oh wait i guess he already did

bah i tire of this.. get's ravy a drink<drug free> and another for himself.. let's settle this with a drink or two, no reason to fight atleast not when there's no women around..

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:10 pm

uhh.. i said the ONLY way.. i could say i bribed your contacts/killed your contacts etc.. no point doing it like that you know .. and who'se your contact since oblivion currently has only one resident.. melkrath..

Umm...okay. Just to clarify... which Oblivion?

bah i tire of this.. get's ravy a drink<drug free> and another for himself.. let's settle this with a drink or two, no reason to fight atleast not when there's no women around..

Fair enough. No-one else around now anyway...
Truce.

So..uh.. what drinks do we have here? Other than punch?

Think I'm going to go now it's quiet. Nice 'bickering' with you Locke.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:22 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Umm...okay. Just to clarify... which Oblivion?

[/QUOTE]
that one

[QUOTE=Ravager]
So..uh.. what drinks do we have here? Other than punch?[/QUOTE]
well we have the vodka that i brought back from my trip to vladivostok..

*pours a drink for rav and himself* salut!

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