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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:18 am

helloooo everybody..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:20 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]helloooo everybody..

[/QUOTE]

Homossexual tone detected.

Activating finish people killing protocol.

Nuke activated.

Launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Total Finland esterilization in t minus 15 minutes

(just kidding, dont be mad, I cant control nukes)

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:20 am

[QUOTE=watsaguy2do]*sorry*

time for a bit of monty python logic....
Spam backwards is maps...
... maps are very useful and made out of paper...
..... thus spam is useful and made out of paper![/QUOTE]
no... because you haven't backwards it. There's two options:

1. Spam is lufesu and made out of repap.
2. Spam is not useful and not made out of paper.

You're a rookie when it comes to twisting logics...

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:21 am

hey locke!

btw whos psycoelfling?

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:22 am

Spam is lufesu and made out of repap.

That was my first idea.... but i confused myself

im easily confused!

<oh dear.. dbbl post... *im sorry* >

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:23 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Homossexual tone detected.

Activating finish people killing protocol.

Nuke activated.

Launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Total Finland esterilization in t minus 15 minutes

[/quote] OMFG!!!!! AAARRRRGH *runs away*

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio](just kidding, dont be mad, I cant control nukes)[/QUOTE] oh. Thanks for mentioning that. Phew! -_- *calms down*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:23 am

Maybe he's you, but if the mods find out you'll be banned if he's you. Psycho very bad halfling, very bad.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:24 am

[QUOTE=ik911]
oh. Thanks for mentioning that. Phew! -_- *calms down*[/QUOTE]

Ikky, is there a swat van in front of your house now? A black van with norwegian people?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:25 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ikky, is there a swat van in front of your house now? A black van with norwegian people?[/QUOTE]
I haven't looked.... why?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:26 am

[QUOTE=ik911]I haven't looked.... why?[/QUOTE]

Hm... I have been informed they might be looking for your... greenhouse.

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:27 am

Maybe he's you, but if the mods find out you'll be banned if he's you. Psycho very bad halfling, very bad.

I dont think hes me... i'm me, and id probably know if he was me as well...
Why is he very bad?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:28 am

the gayness is in the eye of the watcher you perv

yeah you're so blind you couldn't hit a finland with a nuke

why are you running ikky? i trust holland (where you've said you live right) isn't close enough to finland to get caught in the blastwave...

LA, you'll just hit 1000km's east, vaporate moscow and get 300nukes back to brazil as a thank you note

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:29 am

Oh, I'll give them a little tour then. The tomatoes are doing wonderful this year.

Does everyone on this planet know I have a greenhouse? That'll certainly provide some problems, since it's not very big...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:31 am

@Locke, lol, good, I'll be on my bunker.

@Ikky, erm, dunno, I just lack proper stuff to say.

@Whats2do: the ever seeing eye is upon you. Hehehehe.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:32 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]why are you running ikky? i trust holland (where you've said you live right) isn't close enough to finland to get caught in the blastwave...[/quote]It wouldn't panic me if anyone else launched the nukes but considering what you wrote next:

[QUOTE=Locke]LA, you'll just hit 1000km's east, vaporate moscow and get 300nukes back to brazil as a thank you note

yeah you're so blind you couldn't hit a finland with a nuke

[/QUOTE]
... I think we're on the same line. I think you have less to worry about, because you're the intended target, so he'll probably miss you.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:35 am

[QUOTE=watsaguy2do]Why is he very bad?[/QUOTE]
He's a nobody. Wait: he was a nobody. Now he's outta here.

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:35 am

the ever seeing eye is upon you.

riiiiight... imma log off now, hide in a very dark corner and caress my magic ring..........

*damn that doesnt sound at all like i meant....*

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:36 am

[QUOTE=ik911]It wouldn't panic me if anyone else launched the nukes but considering what you wrote next:

... I think we're on the same line. I think you have less to worry about, because you're the intended target, so he'll probably miss you.[/QUOTE]

yes, but for even LA to hit holland would be new low, and he wouldn't i mean a industrialized country that has legal drugs and prostitutions.. no-one would ever wanna jeopardize that

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:38 am

He's a nobody. Wait: he was a nobody. Now he's outta here.

Why do i get the feeling that this is one of lockes 'inside stories'?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:45 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]yes, but for even LA to hit holland would be new low, and he wouldn't i mean a industrialized country that has legal drugs and prostitutions.. no-one would ever wanna jeopardize that

[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, there are plenty of jeopardizers:

There's the sea, rising slowly with the icecaps melting, threatening to flush us away.

The Germans, who come here every summer under the disguise of 'tourists', oviously planning a big invasion.

The EU, trying everything she can to change everything we have and to make us really boring citizens of a uniform continent.

USA/Bush/nukes/(wrong)button/BANG/gone.

And then there's ofcourse Denmark's evil plan to <deleted by Xandax>

So there's really no hope. LA, bring on your nukes and get it over with.

I'm making too long posts in the HC. Sorry.

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