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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:51 pm

I forgot that you live with your mother... I live in my own house, and the So doesnt give a care how long I stay up. Hell, shes usually the problem.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:54 pm

*nods* I see.

Living at home isn't too bad anyway.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:55 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*nods* I see.

Living at home isn't too bad anyway.[/QUOTE]

Good, cause if you didnt, than wed have a problem.

Im off to bump the charity thread, spam all you want...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:58 pm

I bet you just enjoy bumping stuff, right?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:00 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I bet you just enjoy bumping stuff, right?

[/QUOTE]

*shifty eyes*

Maybe.

But its for a good cause.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:04 pm

*nods* Makes it all the sweeter.

Going now. Cya later. Have a good week if we don't spam together before Friday.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:05 pm

Exactly.

you too Rav. Have a nice week.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:04 am

SF Memorable Quotes Part 2
Pages 100-200

Back by popular demand...or demand or some sort (from the angry mob armed with pitchforks), more of those memorable quotes aimed at those who want an extended trip down memory lane...

Oh, you could also consider this an anniversary gift to those who have aided the SF to it's 500th page!

All typos are left included to show the ineptness of those contributors...

and I can't be bothered to correct anyway.
Colour-coding...
hill
Rav(vy) (Yeah, that's me, the narrator) Or Bob

Maggie (Magrus)
Juni
Chus Or Joe.

Glossary
Spamcasm- Spamming/Sarcasm

Here we go...

Only took 100 pages...
[QUOTE=hill]Well now weve had mag, fiberfar and grimar in here. This place is getting credibility![/QUOTE]
An attempt at being nice and civil from hill? That just doesn't sound right. He refers to me, btw.
[QUOTE=hill]*cough* addicted*cough* not a pervert*cough* not a heavy drinker*cough*[/QUOTE]
Now we've heard it all...
[QUOTE=hill]Hey, hey. This place is pervert friendly. And drunkard friendly. Otherwise I wouldnt be here.[/QUOTE]
Uh, since when?
[QUOTE=hill] And no, there is no help for us, were paragons of virtue.[/QUOTE]
Advice to those organising weddings...
[QUOTE=hill][QUOTE=Ravvy]Avoided pre-wedding parties so far[/QUOTE] Ive been lucky so far, but heres a tip. Make sure more than 40 people are going and theres a no pay bar. THEN its a good party.[/QUOTE]
As per usual...
[QUOTE=hill]Well, Rav, were going to have to do what Kip and I were doing before I came. Spam randomly with no subject for 5 pages until someone comes and saves us.[/QUOTE]
How about...none of the below?
[QUOTE=hill]Hey Rav, your a godling, wat am i? A pillar of light? Paragon of Virtue?[/QUOTE]
It's a talent. Just watch out for rogue stationery... I hear it's dangerous...
[QUOTE=hill]*runs to well used corner and begins his circling in the shadows*[/QUOTE]
Don't play the goat with me...researchers unite...
[QUOTE=hill][QUOTE=Ravvy]Someone's been reading up. Got to the HC test yet?[/QUOTE]shhhhhhhhh.... im still on christmas...page 64, post 947. happy bleated christmas, antonio...[/QUOTE]
Quoting for preservation.
[QUOTE=Maggie]The COMM's are old, feeble, weak, and unmotivated. Something similar has happened to the Heathen's as well.[/QUOTE]
Heh.
[QUOTE=penguin king]Rav, you need more help than i thought.[/QUOTE]
On a permanent basis...
[QUOTE=hill]Im on withdrawl from reality.[/QUOTE]
Tsk. Promises, promises...
[QUOTE=hill]Spamcasm is confusing and dangerous. You have been a naughty boy. We need a girl to spank you and teach you a lesson. In more ways than one.[/QUOTE]
A good job he's nothing like the stereotype...

[QUOTE=hill]I blame my influence on my friendly Canadaian stereotype![/QUOTE]
A link to hill's selection of threads worth looking at: http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showp ... count=1865
Go Brynn...
[QUOTE=Brynn]Rav the jolly joker[/QUOTE]
Ouch!
[QUOTE=hill]*shoves whiny child in front of moving bus* instant headache relief.[/QUOTE]
Attention withdrawl...
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=Ravvy]You left me alone with hill for 20 minutes. How could you?![/QUOTE]Sorry! My attention was needed elsewhere! but you seem to be no worse for the wear......right?
Do you need a band aid?[/QUOTE]
Watch out...
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=hill]Another girl left speechless...not the usual way though... Id try actual lines but youd slap me so hard my children would have handprints on their faces.[/QUOTE] i'm never speechless......... [/QUOTE]
Indeed.
[QUOTE= penguin king]getting bored? in a spam thread? what is this world coming to?[/QUOTE]
Innuendo on innuendo...
[QUOTE=hill] Do you know what pull that bumper and lets smack tha monkey mean?[/QUOTE]
Spam Recipes, Part XIIVIII
[QUOTE=Juni] how about some spam a l'orange avec une comfeit du pomme de terre? [/QUOTE]
There ya go...now people, remember this...
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=Ravvy]I don't need to be struck down anyway. Not that it should even happen.[/QUOTE] Never never never ever! [/QUOTE]
A dark day... (refers to Juni)
[QUOTE=hill]After all of this...sorry baby, but Im dumping you. Its been nice, but i dont think your ready for me yet, and I dont think this is going anywhere. Youd just end up being hurt.[/QUOTE]
Astute. Who'd want to protect hill anyway?

[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=hill]Im protected by Junipers happy and silver whispers and light. She shileds me with her protective hand.[/QUOTE] Hey...wait...didnt you dump me? [/QUOTE]
Just had to quote this:
[QUOTE=hill][QUOTE=Ravvy]BEWARE!!: Following compliment: I think you could dupe lots of people, hill.[/QUOTE] *k(not keith, thinking of beer)hill suffers mass heart attack and lies dead on floor while hell freezes over and COMM comes back from the dead with flying pigs* [/QUOTE]
Spamming prequisites:
[QUOTE=hill]It doesnt matter. you dont need happiness to spam. just vehemance.[/QUOTE]
Contradiction of massive proportions:
[QUOTE=hill] Your in a thread with me, you should have lots of happy thoughts.[/QUOTE]
What? I was goaded.
[QUOTE=Ravvy] Bah! You wouldn't know a happy thought if it ran over, hit you in the face and stole the love of your life, Juniper. Before preceding to go into the world of microbiology, clear it of twisted elements and turn it into a sterile environment with serious stereotypical scientists![/QUOTE]
Never...
[QUOTE=Lestat]Hmmm... Castle Spamelot seems to be empty for once .[/QUOTE]
A quote of a quote? Or just a cliche rip-off? You decide.
[QUOTE=Juni]"it's better to have spamed once and lost your mind, then to have never spamed at all..."[/QUOTE]
Aww...hadn't been the same without him. It was better! j/k if he reads this.
[QUOTE=chus]*sobs uncontrollably* Ive been so distracted from spamming[/QUOTE]
Don't I do a good job?
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=Ravvy]You're not going to say anything nasty about Juniper are you?[/QUOTE]YAY!! Very good start a defending my honor!!! **happy dance**[/QUOTE]
More of Lestat's essential lurking. An example to others...
[QUOTE=Lestat]Drag-racing, is that, like, you know, cross-dressing males doing the 100m sprint on high heels?[/QUOTE]
Tsk. What would his parents say?
[QUOTE=chus]Well it would be bad if someone walked in and i was heartily kissing my keyboard! Revenge of the nerds![/QUOTE]
Ooh! A fan dedication website!
[QUOTE=chus] It might end up on www.bobandjoegonewild.com![/QUOTE]
Poor absent-minded chus.
[QUOTE=Ravvy][QUOTE=chus]Yeah well . . . I kinda got sidetracked and left the driver at the end of the track instead of towing him back to the pit this weekend[/QUOTE] Um.. okay.. let me rephrase my original statement... Why are you in charge of anything?! [/QUOTE]
More general insanity...
[QUOTE=chus]vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm mm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said the chus! Small dogs away![/QUOTE]
Bizzare...
[QUOTE=Ravy][QUOTE=chus]Hey Bob *shakes hair* wanna come over? Yeah I ordered pizza![/QUOTE] Is he flirting with me? Okay, add that to the list of Incredibly Disturbing Menatal Images. *shudder*[/QUOTE]
The Innuendo & Flirting Masterclass...
[QUOTE=hill]I dont know if pizza can be used for inuendo. But the flirtings somewhat interesting. Try running fingers through your hair, and smirking. And dont forget to twirl the tips every so often, and if you were a girl, I would have said to breath into your chest...[/QUOTE]
Watch for the double meanings...and Lestat pretending to be innocent...
[QUOTE=Lestat]*innocently* Why? Hiking is healthy (except for the kittens).[/QUOTE]
I believe the kitten & hiking double menaings originate here...
Ooh! A badge!
[QUOTE=Juni]I'm back & wearing a badge that reads: "Super Productive Slacker Spammer"[/QUOTE]
Maggie's...personal requirements...
[QUOTE=Mag]If anyone has rum, or a bored and lonely female?[/QUOTE]
Yep. The oddity of it...
[QUOTE=Juni]A co-worker just came out front....and is carrying a stick thats about 3 1/2 feet long and it has a little purple fuzzy mouse on the end of it.....LMAO! i'm sure its a visual thing....[/QUOTE]
I don't have long to wait then...
[QUOTE=hill]And doesnt godhood strart at 5000 posts?[/QUOTE]
Lestat's purpose...
[QUOTE=hill][QUOTE=Lestat]Lurking in the dark corridors of SYM. And it's not that because my connection is slow, that I'm slow to make connections...[/QUOTE] Stop trying to out evil me![/QUOTE]

That's the size limit reached...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:14 am

I can't find it right now even though i did a search. I believe either Kid or Kayless started a thread where they kept all the dirty laundry of SYMer's in quotes. It is great fun to read. IF you find the link post it here

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:31 am

If anyone finds that, I'll probably stick a link to it on the 1st page.

Won't be around too much longer, but I'll spam if anyone wants.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:05 am

Good Morning!
Hope the weekend was enjoyable......

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:08 am

Hi

Yeah, I had a good weekend, thanks.
What about you? Any good stories from the wedding?

I was just going so I'll be around again in a few hours. Someone else should appear before then.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:11 am

It was fun!
I've gota alot to catch up on.....just dropped in to say a quick hello!
I'll bb later too!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:15 am

and what have i gotten in 200 pages? one damn quote

thanks rav, seems like someone is still bitter for losing an innuendo competition.

hello juni.. long time no see how's things?

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:10 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]and what have i gotten in 200 pages? one damn quote

thanks rav, seems like someone is still bitter for losing an innuendo competition.

hello juni.. long time no see how's things?

[/QUOTE]

Hello there locke......good to see you again.....it has been awhile...hope all is well with you! things here are good!

ravs been practicing his innuendo.....

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:40 am

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Hello there locke......good to see you again.....it has been awhile...hope all is well with you! things here are good!

ravs been practicing his innuendo.....

[/QUOTE]

ah practise makes perfect as they say.. hello my name is perfect.. mr. perfect

well ravvy can only be the best after i die

and no ravvy, i won't tell you where i live

it's pretty ok.. christmas comes early this year

.. 7th of october to be exact..

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:24 am

Cristmas comes the 17th of october for me

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:29 am

Hmmm.....for me it's the 28th of October.....

watsaguy2do · Post by **watsaguy2do** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:31 am

hmmm weird ol me, perhaps im retarded or something but i get xmas on the 25th november!
Hi every1!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:32 am

Hello Juni and Whatsaguy2do

Oooh..Does that mean I get another christmas at the 25th?

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