Joke of the Day!

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:01 am

Joke Riddle or Story of the Day!

How about thread with some fresh humor, stories and riddles?
•2 entries per person per day
•Random 5 person vote (whoevers votes count up to five) determines the joke or story or riddle of the day. Rrr, maybe it should be weekly, let time decide.
•Please post here and have fun.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:25 pm

Well, unless you want me to lie... It sucks

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:43 am

a joke eh?

where does a 1000lbs(500kg) gorilla sit?

anywhere it wants

Pepster · Post by **Pepster** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:07 am

Wherever he damn well pleases...?

Pepster · Post by **Pepster** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:08 am

Whoops.... Didn't realise that you'd already put the answer in. My bad.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:32 am

Pepster, You can use the edit button to avoid double posting

Heres a nice tasteful one

Whats the difference between an oral, and a rectal thermometer?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:37 pm

ok my first vote goes with the geurilla one.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:53 pm

I'm not sure how many people have already heard this, but here goes:

Q: What happens When George Bush takes Viagra?

A:He gets taller...

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:48 pm

Hehe, never heard one like that one before

'Mom, can I have a bra?'
'No'
'But mom, I'm already fifteen!'
'No John!'

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:57 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.

Her objective? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppyroosterski.

Dr. Poppyroosterski, code name: chickenhumper, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:34 am

[QUOTE=TheAmazingOopah]Hehe, never heard one like that one before

'Mom, can I have a bra?'
'No'
'But mom, I'm already fifteen!'
'No John!'[/QUOTE]

just have to ask.. did you get that joke from me? when i posted it in the joke thread....

Rookierookie · Post by **Rookierookie** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:10 am

I tried to smile. Really I did, I swear!

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:21 am

[QUOTE=Grimar]just have to ask.. did you get that joke from me? when i posted it in the joke thread....[/QUOTE]
Damn, now that you mention it... I probably did! I remember having read it somewhere, but I wasn't sure where. I had the feeling that I originally wanted to post on your joke thread, but something stopped me from doing it; now I remember that that was because I had already read it on the same board.
Well, you get the credit.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:28 pm

Ok people, let's keep this going. VOTE! (I vote for the gorilla one)