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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:28 am

Hey, I'm not a pin/knife cushion!

Is this the behaviour a mod should inspire?!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:29 am

Read my pin dropping guide, you'll see Hill is too drunk to have any idea

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:30 am

Im more of a COMM in training. But now that tag is following me... besides, I am not a mod of SYM...

Besides, compare me to Fas and Aegis. Im not that crazy and bad yet, am I?

No, seriously, am I!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:32 am

Those Orderlies say otherwise. . .

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:40 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Those Orderlies say otherwise. . .

[/QUOTE]

Oh god no!

*Takes bloody pin and attmepts to stab self in heart*

Too small!

*finds package saying stake*

PERFECT!

*opens to find 3 month old steak*

Darn Juni and her bad spelled spam stake!

*searches around again, trying to find something sharp*

*finds bloody pencil*

Ahh... my old nemesis, we meet again.

*both hill and pencil growl, and then start wrestling*

Stab me, stab me!

*pencil looks aghast and runs*

You come back here, darn it!

*tips and falls over hose*

Darn hose,mmmm, hose... no, that wont work, the demon posessed can only be sacrificed with something sharp and pointy.

* charges inside and finally finds the old rusty butterknife used by Brynn on CM*

No, itd crack on my cold hard heart. Besides I dont use what other people have eaten of off and obviously havent cleaned...

*finds DWs equipement*

Thisll do!

* sees lable on Equipement (now drunk firendly) meaning no sharp points*

Darn! Fine. Wait, the steak! It came with a steak knife!

*runs back to kitchen, trips, knocks package off table and knife slams into hills chest*

Darn it! Missed! Stupid small heart!

*grabs knife and stabs self repeatedly*

*still doesnt die*

Oh, well, maybe the evil will drain from me...

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:47 am

Venom watches on, then scurries across and takes the steak, running off to a small corner where he devours it instantly.

Btw, nice story, someone has read through the citadel a lot

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:51 am

I'm going to use this material against him when he starts being mostly serious like fable...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:53 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm going to use this material against him when he starts being mostly serious like fable...

[/QUOTE]

Heh, heh, heh... youd be surprised what I've found in the ol' archives...

Mostly serious?

I wont become mostly serious, now stop bringing that title up or I'll make you rot in the evil chambers of mo-

Er... never mind.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:57 am

Oh, remember, we were going to bribe a mod to get them to tell us what happens in the private mod threads.

Now, what can I bribe you with...

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:00 am

Threaten to sell his chlorocanon to the Russians, that'll get him talking

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Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:01 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Oh, remember, we were going to bribe a mod to get them to tell us what happens in the private mod threads.

Now, what can I bribe you with...

[/QUOTE]

You remember what I said in that old thread ( a whole month and a half ago???!?!?!)

This is not a good sign. What do you have, a file on me?

No, wait, please tell me you dont!

Russians? Im Canadian, Im friends with everyone (darn americans). Your Aussie... the same with you!

I do believe that 1 in the morning means bedtime for work tommorrow. Bye all...

But they was right, I cant possibly tell you anything about tho- *flash of light and hill is gone*

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:05 am

Seeya Hill,

Oh, and if you get a call from some Penguins asking about blueprints, tell them I have already sold it to the Russians.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:06 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]You remember what I said in that old thread ( a whole month and a half ago???!?!?!)
This is not a good sign. What do you have, a file on me?

No, wait, please tell me you dont! [/QUOTE]

That was you then? LOL. The potential...
I have a freaky memory, I forget jobs for the day and remember the wierdest things.

Cya Hill.

(He's only going because he's more scared of us corrupting him further

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@Venom, The Penguin Mafia?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:10 am

Im not scared of you corrupting me, as I have corrupted all of you. Its what makes this place interesting. Unfortunately, I was not responsible for the perverting of Slade... Dw beat me to that in that place... here we go... http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=66576

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:13 am

[QUOTE=Ravager](He's only going because he's more scared of us corrupting him further

)[/QUOTE]
I think he's completely corrupted, he's more worried about losing his corruption.

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Venom, The Penguin Mafia?[/QUOTE]
Shhh, don't let them know you know of them.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:16 am

I think he's completely corrupted, he's more worried about losing his corruption.

You smart man, you know me very well... this also scares me. I recomend shock therapy in the MCOPDAWD (w/e. close enough)

Ok, the pillow is now screaming for me, and must go... good day... or night... wherever you happen to be floating around witht he happypink heffelumps.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:21 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar] wherever you happen to be floating around witht he happypink heffelumps.

[/QUOTE]

Fly spray. Perfect for getting rid of them

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Night,

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:36 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]I think he's completely corrupted, he's more worried about losing his corruption.[/QUOTE]

I don't see it happening.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Shhh, don't let them know you know of them.[/QUOTE]

Is this a conspiracy on the scale of the rubber duckies?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:43 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Is this a conspiracy on the scale of the rubber duckies?

[/QUOTE]
No way, nothing could match the rubber duckies...nothing would dare to rival them.

No, the penguins are okay to deal with, except I kinda promised them the blueprints, and when they don't get what they want, they get revenge instead

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:07 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]No, the penguins are okay to deal with, except I kinda promised them the blueprints, and when they don't get what they want, they get revenge instead

.[/QUOTE]

Talking penguins with little violin cases holding smaller guns? Got to watch out for those...and their kingpin.

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