Erm, anybody seen Magrus lately?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:48 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Oh good! a thread well on its way to corruption without *any* influence from me. This just proves what I've been trying to say, *everyone* at SYM is an utter pervert.

[/QUOTE]

I think that's one of the first things I learnt about this place...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:51 am

i think its manditory learning here

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:54 am

Maybe I should go away for a few days and see who suffers...bet I don't get a thread. And if Hill was around he'd say I would never make it. Damn.

Anyway, isn't the general rule that if you say nice things about someone they'll come back?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:56 am

Well I, for one, am shocked

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:56 am

nice things, nice things. ill get back to you on that one

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:02 am

Yeah, I'm struggling too. Maybe it's a good thing...

@Fiona, at what? Mag's sudden disappearance? Or not so sudden because no-one noticed it until yesterday.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:05 am

At the suggestion there may be perverts here.

I have to go to work - what are you doing up ? Bye

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:08 am

great, someone else that just got shocked

wait till later. later Fiona.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:12 am

Yeah, that's the least of the revelations...

Have a good day Fiona.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:35 am

I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:55 am

[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]

And we better pray. The mushroom connection told me that he is raising an army of undead teased women. Who knows what he'll do after that. I guess taking the world in a MCOPCDAWD fashion.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:47 am

[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]

I suspect it to be more the case that religion got him...
Indeed, I think I heard a rumour that a bevy of nubile young virgins sacrificed him to their favourite horned god.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:00 pm

Virgins? You left out the Y in the god description. Anyways, why would any virgins want to touch Mag?

And why would the devil want one of his best servitors killed?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:38 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Anyways, why would any virgins want to touch Mag?

And why would the devil want one of his best servitors killed?

[/QUOTE]

To torment him mercilessly?

Maybe the devil saw Magrus as a 'pretender to the throne.' The white, porcelain one, that is......

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:41 pm

Perhaps the devil needed a progress report...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:41 pm

Oh come on, she lay the throne joke open for you and you didnt take it!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:43 pm

What? I left it for more perverted individuals!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:11 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]One day he got a call from a guy who was trying to find out how he could obtain "health coverage" for his goat..... And then the guy's next question involved maternity benefits[/QUOTE]
I think I found something to add to my sig. LMAO.

[QUOTE=fable]I heard that Magrus got religion, and will henceforth be called Father Magrusium.[/QUOTE]
Oh good God... wait. Is he Catholic? Are we sure he's not in it for the communion wine?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:33 pm

No. Magrus is not Catholic, he is Alcoholic

BTW, yes, its time to start searching car trunks for his corpse.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:43 pm

I call dibs on his wallet!