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Bunnies brought useless inventions to the world like cellphones and microwaves? Those bunnies must be American....
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
[QUOTE=Ravager]Just look at what is written about Mice. [/QUOTE]
So thats how the mouse was discovered
[/QUOTE]So thats how the mouse was discovered
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
I know i should put this in the other thread....but, well...i put it here....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]I know i should put this in the other thread....but, well...i put it here....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.[/QUOTE]
And that my friends is how we get off topic and into a random discussion......LOL
Ill be back I have a Respiratory therapy Class to attend....bye....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.[/QUOTE]
And that my friends is how we get off topic and into a random discussion......LOL
Ill be back I have a Respiratory therapy Class to attend....bye....
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
Yeah, this is spamming...
THough there isn't off-topic in spamming. Just distractions.
My county: Essex is a moon of the planet England. People in Essex have brilliant accents that are absolutely the best ever. Essex is the final resting place for Ford capris, purple pool tables and Hydrogen Peroxide. Men in Essex are fat builders with Fred Perry shirts and gold chains. they marry women from essex. Most people in Essex moved there after The war.
House prices in Essex are ten trillion times as much as anywhere else int he world because they don't like foreign types or people from 'up norf' living next to them.
Completely innacurate of course.
Cya slade. And Juni.
Abandoned again...
THough there isn't off-topic in spamming. Just distractions.
My county: Essex is a moon of the planet England. People in Essex have brilliant accents that are absolutely the best ever. Essex is the final resting place for Ford capris, purple pool tables and Hydrogen Peroxide. Men in Essex are fat builders with Fred Perry shirts and gold chains. they marry women from essex. Most people in Essex moved there after The war.
House prices in Essex are ten trillion times as much as anywhere else int he world because they don't like foreign types or people from 'up norf' living next to them.
Completely innacurate of course.
Cya slade. And Juni.
Abandoned again...
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Something to help you pass the time
Extreme Snooker
From Uncyclopedia
Extreme Snooker is a cracking new pastime, which is gripping university students worldwide.
It is called 'Extreme Snooker' so as not to raise the attention of killjoys / fun spoilers / and Police worldwide.
Table of contents [showhide]
1 The Rules
2 Pot as many balls as you can
3 Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
4 Examples of extreme homes are as follows
5 New rules for 2005
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The Rules
The rules are VERY simple:
You must find an 'extreme' home for junk left by the side of the road by your local council and then alert as many people as possible by Word of mouth, Photography, Videos, or posting photos online.
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Pot as many balls as you can
The junk acts as your balls, you local area is your table and the new home you find for the junk acts as your pockets. You put the balls in the pockets and so you are the cue.
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Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
Traffic cones
Road signs
Road blocks
Sandbags
JCBs (Very rare)
Temporary traffic lights.
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Examples of extreme homes are as follows
The roof of your university
The roof of your shopping mall
The top of a famous monument
The top of a mountain
Piers (for people who live near the sea)
Uninhabited islands
Canada
Scotland
and basically anywhere eye catching.
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New rules for 2005
The 2005 Extreme Snooker rulebook states that players may now photograph themselves with their extreme pot (the action of putting a ball in a pocket) so as to claim bragging rights and the 'I did that before you' in future discussions / arguments.
Extreme Snooker
From Uncyclopedia
Extreme Snooker is a cracking new pastime, which is gripping university students worldwide.
It is called 'Extreme Snooker' so as not to raise the attention of killjoys / fun spoilers / and Police worldwide.
Table of contents [showhide]
1 The Rules
2 Pot as many balls as you can
3 Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
4 Examples of extreme homes are as follows
5 New rules for 2005
[edit]
The Rules
The rules are VERY simple:
You must find an 'extreme' home for junk left by the side of the road by your local council and then alert as many people as possible by Word of mouth, Photography, Videos, or posting photos online.
[edit]
Pot as many balls as you can
The junk acts as your balls, you local area is your table and the new home you find for the junk acts as your pockets. You put the balls in the pockets and so you are the cue.
[edit]
Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
Traffic cones
Road signs
Road blocks
Sandbags
JCBs (Very rare)
Temporary traffic lights.
[edit]
Examples of extreme homes are as follows
The roof of your university
The roof of your shopping mall
The top of a famous monument
The top of a mountain
Piers (for people who live near the sea)
Uninhabited islands
Canada
Scotland
and basically anywhere eye catching.
[edit]
New rules for 2005
The 2005 Extreme Snooker rulebook states that players may now photograph themselves with their extreme pot (the action of putting a ball in a pocket) so as to claim bragging rights and the 'I did that before you' in future discussions / arguments.
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Ouch. Nice stereotyping.
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname. [/QUOTE]
You're right, that was terrible. Sorry
You're right again about the first part. But I happen to know you've already done the second. You're secretly proud of your Scottish heritage IMO. You should tell Slade all about it in his thread
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname.
[/QUOTE]You're right, that was terrible. Sorry
You're right again about the first part. But I happen to know you've already done the second. You're secretly proud of your Scottish heritage IMO. You should tell Slade all about it in his thread