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Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:07 am

You should see here during winter, its nearly siberia, except without snow and people you arent able to speak to, oh and you can get the daily mirrior here.
Spatag

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:10 am

Gosh, NI is so exotic compared to England...

Surprisingly the Mirror can be bought here too.

Though the free papers they give out to commuters are easier to handle. I prefer those, when I see them. The comic strip is good.

Okay, keeping up the trend..spatag.

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:18 am

NI is soo not exotic, we get the sun about 2 weeks every year, however we have the best chips(fries) in the world, go Irish potatoes. You say poatatoe we say potatoe famine! (old french and saunders joke)

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:24 am

I have a theory why Ireland runs out of potatoes...*points elsewhere**mccool looks**Ravager steals potatoes*
Excellent, now I can set up my own fish & chip shop! Mwahahah!

-Spatag-

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:26 am

No my glorious potatoes!!!!!
I like fish, what would you say is the tastiest fish?

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Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:29 am

Naturally it's cod.

And now I have high-grade chips to go with it. Hmm..or I could sell the potatoes to a supermarket chain...

How many types of fish have you tried?

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Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:33 am

Well on holiday i tried over 24 types (it was all inclusive buffet) but my favourite was deffinatly place or salmon.

I have to go now so this is the last Spatag for now bye.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:43 am

Maybe I'll try those types sometime. I should have probably experimented more considering there's one of those fish & chip shops at the end of my road.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:04 am

McCool just found oiut how much we spam monthly.

But no ones online... I might as well wander around for a little bit, and wait for Ravager to go into a heightened state of withdrawl.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:09 am

*hums the tune to Weird Al Yankovich - Spam*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:11 am

Chim! You have joined us in this...er... *looks around*

place.

Weird Al Yanky has a song about Spam?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:17 am

I've posted in here before. And yes, he does. It's on his Food Album, which I happen to own.

Edit: Oh, no I haven't. I keep thinking of the Heathen Citadel.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:22 am

Yes ...

Here it is:
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and
pork)

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:26 am

@ Lestat: Thanks, it was worth reading.

@ Chim: Dont worry, just be neutral like I am and everything will be all right.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:04 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]and wait for Ravager to go into a heightened state of withdrawl.

[/QUOTE]

Looks like I reached that stage...

Greetings everyone!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:15 am

Time for me to post again, I guess.

I am not going anywhere for a couple of minutes...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:20 am

Posting is a trial.

Hello Hill. How goes the world of moderating?

I'll eventually not keep referring to it, but that time is a while off yet...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:22 am

Oh well, despite a lousy connection and actually spending more time in another internet window, I can keep up with things?
Spamming must have really slowed down.

I'm on the aphorisms site I posted in the Cynics' thread - really nice.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:22 am

You have seen what I have done, so stop asking.

*sigh*

I cant wait for you to get over it. What is this Spatag things anyways?

Anyways, its a mod kill thread world out there... you know, the odd smiting, stuff like that.

@ Lestat... Ill go and have a look.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:27 am

The spatag thing? That was just like a tag system to post. A combination of the words spam and tag.

Anyways, its a mod kill thread world out there... you know, the odd smiting, stuff like that.

*nods* Good stuff.

And I'm going to look at the aphorisms website too.
Once I've looked at the official Stargate website anyway. Some good downloadable content there.

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