Spam Factory

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]More like I just padded out what you were thinking of...
Koalas as lethal weapons. Excellent.
Got any boxing kangaroos over there too? [/QUOTE]

Sorry, they are impossible to catch, you cop a stack of hits if you try... I have no idea where they get the gloves though.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hopefully that won't be exported to here...
That would be a good excuse for spamming, just to avoid the show.
The Americans probably deserve the punishment. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, they send enough rubbish our way. People will watch the show and say "awww how cute," then 5 minutes later get sick of the pointlessness of it and turn it off... it should be cancelled pretty soon .

[QUOTE=Ravager]So, we're going to do the tag thing here or on MSN? I don't mind.[/QUOTE]

Tag on msn, but spam here, I need to get back into this.

Gotta love multi-quote posting .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Sorry, they are impossible to catch, you cop a stack of hits if you try... I have no idea where they get the gloves though. [/QUOTE]

That's what the tranquiliser darts are for!
Serious sedative is probably required, though.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yeah, they send enough rubbish our way. People will watch the show and say "awww how cute," then 5 minutes later get sick of the pointlessness of it and turn it off... it should be cancelled pretty soon .[/QUOTE]

Isn't 5 minutes in where an ad break cuts in? That'll be a relief for 'em.
Save us all from the Aussie wildlife!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Gotta love multi-quote posting .[/QUOTE]

Definitely. And it multiplies exponentially. (Sounds more impressive that way)

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]That's what the tranquiliser darts are for!
Serious sedative is probably required, though.[/QUOTE]

They just punch the darts away with their gloves.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Isn't 5 minutes in where an ad break cuts in? That'll be a relief for 'em. Save us all from the Aussie wildlife! [/QUOTE]
If stupid shows like this don't get you, shows like Simpsons and the killer koala will .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Definitely. And it multiplies exponentially. (Sounds more impressive that way) [/QUOTE]
Things like that want me to make even more spamming.

And unfortunately cricket was cancelled for me tomorrow, too much rain .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]They just punch the darts away with their gloves. [/QUOTE]

Shoot them in the back. While hiding in the undergrowth. Or do as the Irwin sketch, jump on 'em.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]If stupid shows like this don't get you, shows like Simpsons and the killer koala will .[/QUOTE]

Ooh, that's evil! I choose B) The Simpsons.
It's less painful that way...

El Koala Diablo!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Things like that want me to make even more spamming.

And unfortunately cricket was cancelled for me tomorrow, too much rain .[/QUOTE]

*tries to sound disappointed* That's a shame.
I would have expected the weather to be getting better there, while it get's worse here...
At least you'll have the opportunity to spam tomorrow.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Shoot them in the back. While hiding in the undergrowth. Or do as the Irwin sketch, jump on 'em. [/QUOTE]

CRICKEY!

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ooh, that's evil! I choose B) The Simpsons.
It's less painful that way...

El Koala Diablo! [/QUOTE]

Oz Koala Diablo (we have to be Aussie when naming it )

[QUOTE=Ravager]*tries to sound disappointed* That's a shame.
I would have expected the weather to be getting better there, while it get's worse here...
At least you'll have the opportunity to spam tomorrow. [/QUOTE]

No spam, just sleep in .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]CRICKEY! [/QUOTE]

Is that a Crikey/ Cricket combination unique to Aussies?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oz Koala Diablo (we have to be Aussie when naming it )[/QUOTE]

*nods* It's good. Are you going to add wombats and kookaburras to the Australian DJ Defense Force?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]No spam, just sleep in .[/QUOTE]

Bah! Sleep in all you like, just be around at the same time as I am.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Is that a Crikey/ Cricket combination unique to Aussies? [/QUOTE]

It is now . That's what happens when you make mistakes, better things are made, like bubble wrap .

[QUOTE=Ravager]*nods* It's good. Are you going to add wombats and kookaburras to the Australian DJ Defense Force? [/QUOTE]

Laugh all you want, but when you see my unholy army of crocs taking over all your coastal areas, will you still be laughing .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Bah! Sleep in all you like, just be around at the same time as I am. [/QUOTE]

At least in these times of trouble we can count on you still being here .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]It is now . That's what happens when you make mistakes, better things are made, like bubble wrap . [/QUOTE]

Bubble wrap was a mistake?
Twisting mistakes is definitely good stuff...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Laugh all you want, but when you see my unholy army of crocs taking over all your coastal areas, will you still be laughing . [/QUOTE]

*GASP* I live near the coast!
I'm not going to be a target, right?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]At least in these times of trouble we can count on you still being here .[/QUOTE]

Yeah. That's a good thing, right?

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Bubble wrap was a mistake?
Twisting mistakes is definitely good stuff...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I heard somewhere it was an accident, just like white-out.

[QUOTE=Ravager]*GASP* I live near the coast!
I'm not going to be a target, right? [/QUOTE]

It depends, do you repent and submit to the Croc's way of life? They are your overlords now!

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yeah. That's a good thing, right? [/QUOTE]

You're a shining beacon in the spam world, when someone is down on their spam, they can turn to you for a little more.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]It depends, do you repent and submit to the Croc's way of life? They are your overlords now! [/QUOTE]

Hmm...what do they offer? A dental plan?
Is this my advance warning to flee in terror?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]You're a shining beacon in the spam world, when someone is down on their spam, they can turn to you for a little more.[/QUOTE]

Huh. That does sound good. Maybe that'll go in my sig.
(If there's space)

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm...what do they offer? A dental plan?
Is this my advance warning to flee in terror? [/QUOTE]

They offer a dental plan, but it is limited to the removal of bodily organs from the teeth... so I don't think that helps you much.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Huh. That does sound good. Maybe that'll go in my sig.
(If there's space)[/QUOTE]

The bunny won't be happy...

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]They offer a dental plan, but it is limited to the removal of bodily organs from the teeth... so I don't think that helps you much. [/QUOTE]

Aye. What is their philosophy and how do they control us then?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]The bunny won't be happy... [/QUOTE]

The Ubiquitous Bunny ENDURES!

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Aye. What is their philosophy and how do they control us then? [/QUOTE]

One for you, one for me...

[QUOTE=Ravager]The Ubiquitous Bunny ENDURES! [/QUOTE]

For now at least

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]One for you, one for me... [/QUOTE]

Do they bite their opposition? What happens when they're faced with savvy people with vehicles either running away (or running over them)?
Ooh, I know the perfect plan. Bring in this snake.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9609359/

[QUOTE=dj_venom]For now at least [/QUOTE]

True, until I get fed up of the size of my sig it should last.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Do they bite their opposition? What happens when they're faced with savvy people with vehicles either running away (or running over them)?
Ooh, I know the perfect plan. Bring in this snake.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9609359/[/QUOTE]

Thankfully that was only an alligator, the weak American version of our massive monsters. As such, the crocs will still invade, VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!

[QUOTE=Ravager]True, until I get fed up of the size of my sig it should last. [/QUOTE]

Or when the mods come knocking...

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Thankfully that was only an alligator, the weak American version of our massive monsters. As such, the crocs will still invade, VICTORY SHALL BE OURS! [/QUOTE]

The snakes can be trained/starved into enjoying croccy meals!
Then you'll pay! *evil laugh*

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Or when the mods come knocking... [/QUOTE]

Hmm...I'll keep working on my sig.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]The snakes can be trained/starved into enjoying croccy meals!
Then you'll pay! *evil laugh*[/QUOTE]

Time to deploy my secret force... THE DINGOS. They will take hostage all the snake babies, preventing your force from growing. You don't stand a chance.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm...I'll keep working on my sig. [/QUOTE]

Stop starving your bunny, he is shrinking and needs food .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Time to deploy my secret force... THE DINGOS. They will take hostage all the snake babies, preventing your force from growing. You don't stand a chance. [/QUOTE]

Ooh! The dingos! *brings out the Anti-Dingo sprays and Dingacide* It's potent stuff!
We have other weapons. A highly trained army plus aging fire service replacement trucks called Green Goddesses. It is you who does not stand a chance!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Stop starving your bunny, he is shrinking and needs food .[/QUOTE]

It's a baby rabbit! The last was destroyed by an Ikky-nuke.
Maybe there will be two in future....

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ooh! The dingos! *brings out the Anti-Dingo sprays and Dingacide* It's potent stuff!
We have other weapons. A highly trained army plus aging fire service replacement trucks called Green Goddesses. It is you who does not stand a chance! [/QUOTE]

Unleash the devils. Once these babies are out, you don't stand a chance, they run fast, are hard to see, and look so cute . The Tasmanian devils will outnumber and defeat you.

[QUOTE=Ravager]It's a baby rabbit! The last was destroyed by an Ikky-nuke.
Maybe there will be two in future....[/QUOTE]

ARE YOU INSANE! Don't put two rabbits there, they will breed and before you know it you will have thousands. You ruined Australia with rabbits, you had better not overrun GameBanshee in the same way, or I will not be happy .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Unleash the devils. Once these babies are out, you don't stand a chance, they run fast, are hard to see, and look so cute . The Tasmanian devils will outnumber and defeat you. [/QUOTE]

Like that cartoon character, Taz?
Cuteness won't work here! I think.
The rabbits will beat them! I'm confident.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]ARE YOU INSANE! Don't put two rabbits there, they will breed and before you know it you will have thousands. You ruined Australia with rabbits, you had better not overrun GameBanshee in the same way, or I will not be happy .[/QUOTE]

Mwhahaha! I'll use my Rabbit Expeditionary Force against your army of Dingos! *titanic clash*
And if you won't be happy, well....
Am I insane? I'm a spammer here, who's had chu exposure. Do you really need to ask?!