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[QUOTE=Ravager]Like that cartoon character, Taz? :D
Cuteness won't work here! I think.
The rabbits will beat them! I'm confident. :p [/QUOTE]

Well just for interests sake, that's another example of an Australian animal looking nothing like it's cartoon counterpart. You really have to see them upclose, they are ferral little animals that are extremely ferocious. And besides, what's a rabbit going to do, breed on me? :p

[QUOTE=Ravager]Mwhahaha! I'll use my Rabbit Expeditionary Force against your army of Dingos! *titanic clash* :p
And if you won't be happy, well.... ;)
Am I insane? I'm a spammer here, who's had chu exposure. Do you really need to ask?! ;) [/QUOTE]

My dingoes are surrending, and have built you a giant wooden rabbit to place in your burrows. Please take this offering as a token of peace... :D
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[QUOTE=dj_venom]And besides, what's a rabbit going to do, breed on me? :p
[/QUOTE]
You really don't want to know. *image of rabbit humping dj's leg* :D
And much more besides!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]My dingoes are surrending, and have built you a giant wooden rabbit to place in your burrows. Please take this offering as a token of peace... :D [/QUOTE]

YAY! A peace!
In the traditions of our ancestors, we burn this rabbit as a sacrifice to our gods! It is a great honour!

*burns wooden rabbit, dingo howls can be heard* Huh, what's that noise? :D
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[QUOTE=Ravager]You really don't want to know. *image of rabbit humping dj's leg* :D
And much more besides![/QUOTE]

OFF! Off I say, don't make me hit you *holds hand above their heads* :p

[QUOTE=Ravager]YAY! A peace!
In the traditions of our ancestors, we burn this rabbit as a sacrifice to our gods! It is a great honour!

*burns wooden rabbit, dingo howls can be heard* Huh, what's that noise? :D [/QUOTE]

That is the sound of your approaching doom. All of a sudden the rabbit explodes, firing shrapnel everywhere, injuring all rabbits in the vicinity. Then dingoes come pouring out of the mountain and flood through the burrows and fields, killing every rabbit they come across.

You fool, that rabbit was packed full of explosives, muhahaha :D .
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Your the sizzling bacon of the spam world rav, whenever someone is hungry they just fry and eat you!

Dont think you guys can trick me! I am veeeeeeeeeeeeeery sneaky! :D
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Be careful chus, there is croc, rabbit, dingo, tasmanian devil and pommy guts flying everywhere. You had best take cover in that safe wooden bunny over there :D :p .
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[QUOTE=dj_venom]OFF! Off I say, don't make me hit you *holds hand above their heads* :p [/QUOTE]

*bunnies resist dj's non-existant charms* ;)

[QUOTE=dj_venom]You fool, that rabbit was packed full of explosives, muhahaha :D .[/QUOTE]

Curses! A good job we burnt it in a safely enclosed area, where the oxygen can be cut off. *oxygen cut off, dingos die from anoxia* HAH!
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Hmmm . . . FIGHT THE BUNNIES!
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That's the spirit chus, in that case, you may leave the bunny.

And Rav, this isn't over, in come the laughing Kookaburras of Doom :D .
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^Mr. President, we need you t nuke Australia!^
<why?>
^Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!^
*G. W. Bush junior the 43rd nukes Astralia!*
:Mr president, you just nuked australia, what are you gonna do now?:
<Im going to Disneyland!> :D
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Everyone fights the bunnies...but they come back with even greater strength. :D

*distributes the earplugs* What laughing kookaburras? :confused: :p
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Their laughing because their carrying G. Bush's nukes!

Rav, are you ICO? :D
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Ah ha, that was my plan all along. With Ravager's army in ignorant bliss, the Emus begin approaching. Rushing across the landscape, they are making a deafening noise, however the rabbits are unaware. What ensues is a bloody massacure for all.

And chus, they couldn't nuke us, most of the guys in the US have no idea where Australia is...

Watch this piece from an Australian show:
http://media.putfile.com/On-The-Streets-Of-America-3
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That looked funny, but my audio doesnt work :D
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Lol, you really need the audio to get the jokes, but at least you tried :p .
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[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oh, and I think the Americans may have something to fear, I heard on the news that Steve Irwin's daughter is going to be in some show about wildlife... poor them.[/QUOTE]
How old is she like 4????? :p
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She's 7, but even that's too young.

And looking up the top, since when is Wendy's a burger place. Then Wendys we have here in Oz is an icecream place, seems quite confusing :p .
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[QUOTE=dj_venom]Lol, you really need the audio to get the jokes, but at least you tried :p .[/QUOTE]

Excellent video. Nice positioning of Korea too :p
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After looking at the clip, you can see why Bush became leader of his country.

Note: I do no way suggest that Americans are idiotic, stupid, gullible or unaware of the basics of geography, and do not indicate that all Americans are similar to that video.

(If I didn't do that, I seriously ran the risk of a million anti-Aus jokes, comments, videos, please don't spam me for my Aussie heritage :p )
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*Slaps rav*

Awww juni is on vacation today :(
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[QUOTE=dj_venom]After looking at the clip, you can see why Bush became leader of his country.
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Yep, you can definitely trust CNN + extra N. :D
Though it's probably not that far from the truth in some cases. ;)

That video is just a clever spoof.

The little stories are good- 'Foreign movie star loves Australia'. Someone knows it!

*slaps chu back* What?
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