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[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]HEY! I was joking, but that's just offensive[/QUOTE]

You don't like being compared to Norway? I suppose Norway wouldn't like being compared to Australia either...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Unfortunately I have to spend all my time hanging on to Australia so I don't fall off, because we are on the bottom side of the planet. So that doesn't leave me time for becoming great .[/QUOTE]

Aww! You'll manage. I have faith.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]In that case I must destroy you Ravager, sorry, but this has to happen for the benefit of Earth .[/QUOTE]

Nooo! I won't be so easily destroyed! Not even C4 will work!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Anytime is a good time for a cliché. [/QUOTE]

That it is.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]You don't like being compared to Norway? I suppose Norway wouldn't like being compared to Australia either... [/QUOTE]

Are you kidding, it's a blessing.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Aww! You'll manage. I have faith. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, I invented some pegs that allow me to be stuck down, though it's annoying because my roof is my floor and vice versa.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Nooo! I won't be so easily destroyed! Not even C4 will work! [/QUOTE]

It wasn't C4, it was just a bunch of stinkbombs...now you will never be able to defeat me, because you smell funny.

[QUOTE=Ravager]That it is. [/QUOTE]

It's also a good time for changing clichés.

Clichés make the world go round.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Are you kidding, it's a blessing.[/QUOTE]

A blessing for Norway? Right. At least England isn't being compared too.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yeah, I invented some pegs that allow me to be stuck down, though it's annoying because my roof is my floor and vice versa.[/QUOTE]

Must make for interesting navigation around the house.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]It wasn't C4, it was just a bunch of stinkbombs...now you will never be able to defeat me, because you smell funny.[/QUOTE]

Ooh! *brings about the skunks, sets them off wuith DJV in mind.*

[QUOTE=dj_venom]It's also a good time for changing clichés.

Clichés make the world go round.[/QUOTE]

They do indeed. A cliche a day keeps the doctor away.

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]A blessing for Norway? Right. At least England isn't being compared too. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, that would be too good for old England if it was compared with us .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Must make for interesting navigation around the house. [/QUOTE]

Oh, it does, and try turning out the light when you can't reach the damn stick, I tell you, cricket bats are wonders in letting you reach further.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ooh! *brings about the skunks, sets them off wuith DJV in mind.* [/QUOTE]

Nooooo not the skunks. Anything but the skunks. I beg you .

[QUOTE=Ravager]They do indeed. A cliche a day keeps the doctor away. [/QUOTE]


Let's just hope that wasn't the cliché to break the camel's back .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yeah, that would be too good for old England if it was compared with us .[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you keep thinking that...
Eventually you might convince someone.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oh, it does, and try turning out the light when you can't reach the damn stick, I tell you, cricket bats are wonders in letting you reach further.[/QUOTE]

Wow! Who knew cricket bats would have so many uses!? That's 2!

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Nooooo not the skunks. Anything but the skunks. I beg you .[/QUOTE]

I don't know, you seem very deserving. I'm only getting my evenge against the owner of the crocodile overlords...

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yeah, you keep thinking that...
Eventually you might convince someone. [/QUOTE]

I might convince someone... but then again it's so hard to find someone who isn't already convinced, no wonder I can't convince anyone .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Wow! Who knew cricket bats would have so many uses!? That's 2! [/QUOTE]

Well a cricket bat is like a baseball bat to the Yanks. It's Aussie to use it as a weapon if robbers come-a-knocking. So that makes three uses .

[QUOTE=Ravager]I don't know, you seem very deserving. I'm only getting my evenge against the owner of the crocodile overlords... [/QUOTE]

And this time, it's personal... isn't it .

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]I might convince someone... but then again it's so hard to find someone who isn't already convinced, no wonder I can't convince anyone .[/QUOTE]

Yeah, did you ever consider they were just appeasing you and looking for an escape route at the same time?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well a cricket bat is like a baseball bat to the Yanks. It's Aussie to use it as a weapon if robbers come-a-knocking. So that makes three uses .[/QUOTE]

Hmm...I wonder what the English equivalent is? A hunting rifle, maybe?

[QUOTE=dj_venom]And this time, it's personal... isn't it .[/QUOTE]

Oh yes. It always is. I'll have my revenge yet!! *shakes fist*

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Yeah, did you ever consider they were just appeasing you and looking for an escape route at the same time? [/QUOTE]

I did, but then they started cracking hillarious anti-English jokes, and then I laughed...during which time I was incapacitated and they fled...now that I think about it, you were right .

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hmm...I wonder what the English equivalent is? A hunting rifle, maybe? [/QUOTE]

Well, you aren't good at baseball, you aren't good at cricket... what are you good at kidding, but it probably would be a hunting rifle, you ruined our country with your damn hunting.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Oh yes. It always is. I'll have my revenge yet!! *shakes fist* [/QUOTE]

You had best be quick, the crocodiles are regrouping after the rout.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=dj_venom]I did, but then they started cracking hillarious anti-English jokes, and then I laughed...during which time I was incapacitated and they fled...now that I think about it, you were right .[/QUOTE]

Good job they didn't give you riddles to solve...

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Well, you aren't good at baseball, you aren't good at cricket... what are you good at kidding, but it probably would be a hunting rifle, you ruined our country with your damn hunting.[/QUOTE]

Uh...golf? Snooker? Curling?
Curling is the big bonspiel.

[QUOTE=dj_venom]You had best be quick, the crocodiles are regrouping after the rout.[/QUOTE]

*brings in the specially trained croc-eating snakes* *sniffle* It's so touching to see snakes dying for thei country after killing crocs...

[dj_venom]

[QUOTE=Ravager]Good job they didn't give you riddles to solve... [/QUOTE]

Yeah, well when you are being pressured to dislike England, you can't think that straight.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Uh...golf? Snooker? Curling?
Curling is the big bonspiel. [/QUOTE]

Um, Ravager, I meant real sports .

[QUOTE=Ravager]*brings in the specially trained croc-eating snakes* *sniffle* It's so touching to see snakes dying for thei country after killing crocs... [/QUOTE]

*Gasp* You suceeded in training them now all hope is lost.

[Ravager]

In no way is cricket a real sport!

[dj_venom]

At least it isn't now that England are good at it .

[Phreddie]

can lighting oneself on fire be considered a real sport, thats a bout all im good at atheletically.

[Ravager]

Nah, that's wrong. Australia is bad at it, that's a more logical explanation.

@Phreddie, spontaneous combustion would be better...

[Phreddie]

it would, but drop the spontaneous, thats too unpredictable to be recorded, say we cause combustion of peopel by shoving c4 up ppls buny holes and see how splatters the farthest? OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHU! we got something for youi to tryt out.

[Ravager]

[QUOTE=Phreddie]it would, but drop the spontaneous, thats too unpredictable to be recorded[/QUOTE]

That's the point, it's more interesting!

[Phreddie]

can we atleast speed it up by putting a bunch of chain smokers in a room full of hydrogen gas.

[Ravager]

That would be explosive...
I suppose the C4 thing would work too...

[Phreddie]

excellent, i know just the homophobs to sodomize with explosives first....

[Ravager]

Lucky them.

So who's on the target list?