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dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:33 pm

The main thing you have to realise is that people want something for free... even if the original thing is free.

So I suggest handing out clocks to help your business, it does wonders.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:41 pm

clocks you say? how about free samples of gland cream? or copy car companies and offer employee discounts to evryone, or even give out free booze and hookers? no giving things away is bad for bussiness, thers no profit, we will throw a party, once our product passes FRDA regulations.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:01 pm

Don't give out free booze, haven't you been paying attention to 101 reasons to stay sober. Look, here's an idea, label it "Happy Super Mega Fun Stuff" and then you'll have all the kiddies hooked before they can say "What's this thing growing on me mummy".

How's that sound?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:09 pm

it sounds ok i guess, I know! we can distribute it through large hoses called 'johnsons' (giving them a nice happy child friendly name). the children would suck the Happy Super Mega Fun Stuff fromth e johnsons. the johnsons would be connected to a large Happy Super Mega Fun Stuff sack hanging form the cieling.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:53 pm

Sounds great... just make it bright and shiney and kids everywhere will come running.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:56 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]Don't give out free booze[/QUOTE]

SACRILIGE!!!!!!!!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:52 am

Glands!? Eww!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:36 am

dont say that, it cures cancer AND is a tasty nutricios part of your balanced diet.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:33 am

I think DJV wants to usurp my position! *sets a croc-eating python on him* That'll teach him!!

(It eats Aussies too!

)

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:36 am

Now now rav *kills snake, skins it, uses it to amke new boots, gets idea runs to testing factory makes sour apple falvor gland crema from snake glands*, DJV is to be our new marketing consultant on children and drunks. you on the ohter hand work as the head of makreting, meaning the YOU are HIS boss.
Btw, how u like my new boots? and this new flavor of gland cream?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:39 am

You mean as Head of Marketing I can't go on random killing sprees?

*sniffle* I HATE YOU!!

Snakeskin is good, I guess. Sorry, I'm just too depressed now.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:40 am

you can go o random killing sprees just not when only have 2-4 employees, go to china see if you get some panda glands, im sure u will have to kill china to get them, here take some prozac and go.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:41 am

I thought you had keebler elves to go gland hunting?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:50 am

yes but the chinese shoot at them when they get near the borders, it sbest to send an man full of english charm and daring to collect on this one. besides keeblers dont have the subtelty required for panda hunting, they still havent found Bugs Bunny for me and he is easier to catch than a panda.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:51 am

I have charm and daring? You have read my file.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:55 am

Oh, please, i havent read your public file, i go for the one the CIA has on you, the FBI evn has a task force for you rav. u should feel honreed, now where are those glands of panda?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:59 am

I think I feel honoured...or have they confused me with another Ravager?

As for those glands...

*takes the hunting rifle down to the zoo, kills giant pandas* leaving evidence to incriminate Phreddie*

There ya go!

Wonder if he knows to highlight stuff yet?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:28 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Wonder if he knows to highlight stuff yet?

[/QUOTE]Wonder if you know how to completely blend texts. Hehehe, if you only knew what was going on between the lines... Litterally.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:37 pm

*highlights ravagers posts AHAH*
Oh, excrements! damn you popo! *pulls out a cupla tommy guns and takes out masses of cops GTA style* You'll never take me alive!
*Gets taken alive, leads them to outside ravagers house* there he is boi's take him dead or alive, i got some gland cream to force feed him if you take him alive

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:31 pm

@ikky, I know, but most people (including myself) can't see the difference because we have rubbish monitors on dark brightnesses.

And you spelt literally wrong.

@Phreddie, you forget my English daring and charm! *the police are convinced of my innocent and arrest the real criminal! (That's you)*

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