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Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:07 am

no, no, the real reason is in part becuase of the company ravager and i creatd, Gland Cream Inc., i was testing a new flavor idea years back and discovered that for that particular flavor (magenta) u need about 20 rabbit glands per gallon, so i broke into a viagra and cialis factory, stole all the pills mixed them evenly through a million bags of rabbit feed, and distrubited it the worlds populatrions of rabbits, unfortunaltey the magenta flavor didnot pass FRDA (Federal Rubber Ducky Agency) standards, like all other flavors to date, so naturally those rabbits consumed so much honry pills it got into their dna, they passed it dwon to their 35607 children as did thety to theirs. the only bunny i missed was one call 'bugs' he has been taunting me fore years, if there is any info on him plz give it to me so i can use his ears as tails for my tux.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:10 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]no, no, the real reason is in part becuase of the company ravager and i creatd, Gland Cream Inc., i was testing a new flavor idea years back and discovered that for that particular flavor (magenta) u need about 20 rabbit glands per gallon, so i broke into a viagra and cialis factory, stole all the pills mixed them evenly through a million bags of rabbit feed, and distrubited it the worlds populatrions of rabbits, unfortunaltey the magenta flavor didnot pass FRDA (Federal Rubber Ducky Agency) standards, like all other flavors to date, so naturally those rabbits consumed so much honry pills it got into their dna, they passed it dwon to their 35607 children as did thety to theirs. the only bunny i missed was one call 'bugs' he has been taunting me fore years, if there is any info on him plz give it to me so i can use his ears as tails for my tux.[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!

Your theory beat mine

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:12 am

Kipi would like to offer you a job here at Gland Cream Inc. We would like you to come on board with us as our senior Research and Development Director.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:53 am

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Kipi would like to offer you a job here at Gland Cream Inc. We would like you to come on board with us as our senior Research and Development Director.[/QUOTE]
Sounds fun, and especially, very important job

So, what I'm supposed to do in that job

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:45 am

find different animal glands, test them in new combo's and fine the best new flavors that may pass FRDA regulations. just dont use duck glands it kinda angers the FRDA guys.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:04 am

Hmmm... we need some epic spamination here!

All of you lurkers, come on, lets spam!!!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:07 am

we need rav go look at the HC and see what we did yesterday, i actually got a kik on magruss kiked ass thread from hil becuase of it lol, once we get rav and mebbe a few othrs we can start a spamming antion, for now its off to lunch.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:43 am

Phreddie, you really do live in a world of your own...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:11 am

Editted for langauge- Xandax

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:27 am

editted for language - Xandax

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:29 am

Out of those options I think I prefer owning a new toaster...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:29 am

are u suggesting i stick a metal spork into an elctrical outlet?

what a novel idea!

whoa..... shocking

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:35 am

Find a place that supplies something like 40,000 volts, then try it! ZZZAAAPPP!!!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:36 am

I vote we harvest Phreddie's fried organs and see if we can use them in a combination suitable for the FRDA. Just think, we can make tons of products out of people organs: Soylent Green, Soylent Milk, Non-fat Soylent Milk, Soylent Paper, Soylent Tofu Burgers...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:38 am

um, *backs away from Chimaera*, we produce a number of human based prducts, im not worthy to be among them, it says so in the contract i signed to myself, besides lets use chu instead.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:40 am

Are you going to bribe me to vote in your favour Phreddie?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:44 am

No, ravager i will not stoop to petty bribery, i will just blackmail you, iam your boss over at gland cream inc. the back round checks provide for rather interseting reading, do you remember what ahappend to dear old aunt sally when you were visiting here in hamburg, or your uncle vincent from istanbul?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:44 am

Quote removed due to editting a post further up - Xandax

[Quote=phreddie]Are you suggesting I stick a etal spork in an electrical outlet[/quote]

I think Im going to like you phreddie

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:46 am

Chu would u enjoy a job ovr at Gland Cream Inc.?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:48 am

I would like to destroy gland cream inc with my CSL

and have a nice day! *flourish*

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