The Tap and Tea

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:59 pm

My tea with honey is still warm. Yes. It is. I think the eyes focused on it are making it glow. Maybe Fas has introduced a radioactive isotope here to make me die of radiation poisoning. Maybe its only one of his agents. *paranoid*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*wonders if he should make his move, considering Male Repellent nearby*

Mmmm...

I would consider myself lucky if I had you hunting me down...

*runs away giggling*

[/QUOTE]

*liberally douses herself with Male Repellent, and passes bottle to Fiona*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:00 pm

Thanks. *uses repellent as directed on the bottle*

This is a handy thing. Where do you get it? (tell me quietly)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:03 pm

Is this repelent water based? I mean, it may make your hair fall. Last time I heard, thinks like that had black oil based stuff, and stuff makes stuff fall out of your hair. And stuff. And sometimes, stuff also makes your skin grows yellow, like, becoming orange-like. And... I mean, it is such a pressure on us men kind, who need to behave in front of such beloved repelent filled women.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:08 pm

*whispers location of where to purchase Male Repellent to Fiona*

It is guaranteed, 100% natural ingedients, with no negative side effects to the user

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:10 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*whispers location of where to purchase Male Repellent to Fiona*

It is guaranteed, 100% natural ingedients, with no negative side effects to the user

[/QUOTE]

It sure smells though.

You need help finding a bath?

ArGH! My eyes!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:18 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]It sure smells though.

You need help finding a bath?

ArGH! My eyes![/QUOTE]

Its Pepe le Pew lotion

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:38 pm

*sprays everyone liberaly with febreeeze, sniff sniff* there we go now we all smell nice dont we?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:52 pm

What scent is it?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:56 pm

different scents, tell me more NOW! *sniff sniff* ahhhhh continue plz....

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:04 pm

Snake Oil salesman here

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*whispers location of where to purchase Male Repellent to Fiona*

It is guaranteed, 100% natural ingedients, with no negative side effects to the user

[/QUOTE]

*walks up and props open display case*

Male repellant? Indeed. I have something here that can fool even the most virulent of gender detectors. After all, if it's designed to seek out and repel males, it stands to reason that females are immune to it!

Therefore I am happy to introduce my patented, ultra top-secret forumla distilled from extracts of the rarest plants found in the deeps of the Amazon forest basin. SO rare and ultra-secret, if I dare utter their names, curses from a thousand witch doctors will plague me for eternity.

It's my bona-fide, 1000% guaranteed Gender Confusion Oil. Yup, just douse yourself with some of this, my repelled friends, and no one will have a flippin' clue what your gender is. You'll smell like a musk ox...and an orchid! Be the envy of your friends, and the talk of the town. On sale now for only US $199.99 per bottle. Just a drop will do ya, if you please.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:14 pm

[QUOTE=Chanak]*walks up and props open display case*

Male repellant? Indeed. I have something here that can fool even the most virulent of gender detectors. After all, if it's designed to seek out and repel males, it stands to reason that females are immune to it!

Therefore I am happy to introduce my patented, ultra top-secret forumla distilled from extracts of the rarest plants found in the deeps of the Amazon forest basin. SO rare and ultra-secret, if I dare utter their names, curses from a thousand witch doctors will plague me for eternity.

It's my bona-fide, 1000% guaranteed Gender Confusion Oil. Yup, just douse yourself with some of this, my repelled friends, and no one will have a flippin' clue what your gender is. You'll smell like a musk ox...and an orchid! Be the envy of your friends, and the talk of the town. On sale now for only US $199.99 per bottle. Just a drop will do ya, if you please.

[/QUOTE]
That could make for an interesting night at the Tap And Tea

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:15 pm

Geez, the smell of musk ox is heavy in here...

Oh.

...

*runs*

@ Chan:

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:17 pm

I smell like orchids anyway, so this just makes me more manly *bravado*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:19 pm

I swear, it is impossible to goad Chanak into spamming.

Yes, I try that with every member I know is lurking.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:20 pm

Momma always said not to cross a dark flame, you wont come out sane!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:32 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Momma always said not to cross a dark flame, you wont come out sane!

[/QUOTE]
My momma always said that life is like an old man, it smells funky, and about a darkflame, she awalys said unless they passed out drunk after ocnsenting, run away, run far away.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:59 pm

Im tired, its midnight here and I cant sleep. Will someone get mesome brandy and warm milk and then read me a story and sit with me till I fall asleep?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:01 pm

Aaaw *gets him some brandy n' milk*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:03 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Aaaw *gets him some brandy n' milk*[/QUOTE]

Pst... wouldnt give him Brandy if I were you. Makes him jumpy.