Top Ten Game

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:30 pm

#5. You keep cutting yourself on the can opener...

Don't laugh!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:32 pm

#4. When you always set fire to the SO's cooking (ie, mine) when he is away.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:33 pm

#3. You want to attempt flambes before you know what a pastry cutter is.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:34 pm

2.You'd rather spam than cook.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:34 pm

#1. When you have watched too many cooking shows and think the best way to improve something is with "a little wine" .

I think Athena should pick the next one.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:37 pm

Top Ten phone calls you don't wanna miss:

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:37 pm

10. Pamela Lee Anderson wrong number call

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:38 pm

#9. Telemarketers!

Seriously.
So you can pull a Jerry Seinfeld...
"Hello, would you like to purchase a subsription to the New York Times?"
"Yes." *hangs up*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm

#8. Lotto 649 asking for your address

#7. When the girl calls you. (then again, this is an often occurance for me, as with others, yes?)

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm

6. Brad Pitt saying he thinks I'd be perfect starring in a romance film with him

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:42 pm

#5. A radio station call.

I wanna win a prize!

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:45 pm

4. The one that tells you you've only got __hours to get a gun before terrorists attack.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:47 pm

3. The evacuation call. (Actually, I think Calgary has an active Emergency Broadcast System)

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm

#2. Surveys. Think of the most outrageous things you can come up with.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm

1. The call that says you can have tomorrow off.

(I need to think of a new topic)

Top Ten ways to get the cop to let you off: (this might be interesting)

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm

1. the demolition crew who are carrying out some bussines on you (unbeknownst to you) condemned home.

new topic:
top ten reasons why lawyers lie, and on that note im off to rome...

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:52 pm

#10. To win the case... >.>

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:54 pm

I'm going for Athena's.

10. Tell them you were paying too much attention to the road and not to the speedometer.

9. If female, flash smile.

TWO TOPICS! AH!

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:54 pm

I need to pay attention here, maybe it'll keep me out of trouble. Let's see, k I got one
8. Nark your buddy out!

j/k

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:55 pm

Athena's:
#7. My best friend is giving birth!