Top Ten Game

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:12 pm

#2. Rigatorri. Whatever that is.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:43 pm

1. spaghetti?

Hah! Okay, I'm going to start something that makes sense

Top ten reasons not to take your cat into a movie theatre

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:12 pm

10. Static Cling: I really dont want to pet my cat after it walked down one of those ailes...

9. The way that cats will try and stick on your head and sleep there as you are watching something.

8. Bad jokes during romance movies.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:31 am

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

7. The fear that you might mistake your cat's snack kibble for that bag of popcorn...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:18 am

6. The fear that your cat might mistake the popcorn for litter

5. The fear that you might start a trend. Since all cats are grey in the dark the potential for confusion would be immense

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:28 am

4. To avoid a rush of fur headed for the screen when the lovable talking mouse appears...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:31 am

@ Rav. LOL

3. A stage struck cat is pain in the ......... Who needs to live with a wannabe Jerry ?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:38 am

2. All cats in the cinema hiss at the demise of the evil cat in the film...and secretly vow revenge...

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:05 am

1. Cat's claws, laps and sudden movements (during scary movies) don't make good friends.

Top ten excuses why you're late for a date.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:29 am

10. my dog ate my rubbers.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:54 am

9 My drag car broke a valve spring!

I know, thats not funny, but it fit the moment!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:33 am

8. "I couldn't stop thinking about you, so I forgot about the time".

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:50 am

7. Oops....I thought our date was tomorrow night
...Hey, wait....where are you going......??

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:51 am

6. I had to spring my brother from jail

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:44 am

5. I had to finish up that chapter in my autobiography...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:47 am

4. My mother hadn't ironed my shirt

Fred1000000 · Post by **Fred1000000** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:59 am

3. I was debating on how much hair spray I should use!

slade · Post by **slade** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:09 pm

2: The other date you where on was running on too long...

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:13 pm

1. Had to ditch that pesky repo agent...

Top ten reasons to quit your job...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:14 pm

#10. Someone left you a spam castle