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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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DRAG RACING
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64%
 
Total votes: 47

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Phreddie
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Post by Phreddie »

[QUOTE=Ravager]I repeat:

*keels over dead* :D

Ooh, look! Phreddie's in a hole! *grabs a hose* *fills the hole with water* Mwahaha! :p ;) [/QUOTE]
*swims out of hole* thanks rav!
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Post by Juniper »

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER has the words ass chesse made me laugh......
and hopefully this will be the last time.....
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Post by Lasher »

Ass-milk cheese, eh? Halloween, aphrodisiacal dairy, and rum punch should provide some fine entertainment...
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Post by Phreddie »

so, uh.. is neone gunna eat my ass-cheese, or do i need to throw it away?
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]*swims out of hole* thanks rav![/QUOTE]

*sniff* You've ruined my day! :( :D ;)
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Post by Lasher »

Sure, I guess i'll take some...
*starts handing out cheese cubes instead of candy to the kids at the door*
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Post by Phreddie »

no problem, here have some of my ass-cheese it really um... lifts... your spirits.
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Lestat
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Post by Lestat »

With all the excitement about Phreddie's ass ... cheese ... you forgot to congratulate him with his (minor) landmark: 16000th post in SF.

Congrats Phreddie.
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]no problem, here have some of my ass-cheese it really um... lifts... your spirits.[/QUOTE]

*takes the cheese and follows Lasher's example* :p

Congrats Phreddie...

Soon we'll reach the HC! :eek:
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Post by slade »

*Ties a rock to phreddie's legs and tosses him back into the water*
Vaya con dios....
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Phreddie »

thank you, i should be reaching the maj. personal landmark of 1000 sometime this week, its coming soon to a thread near you! yes you, you there in the back.... quit throwing your popcorn at me... DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE!
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Post by Phreddie »

[QUOTE=slade]*Ties a rock to phreddie's legs and tosses him back into the water*
Vaya con dios....[/QUOTE]
*pulls out handydandy scout knife and cuts off the rocks* lo siento senor, no hoy!
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Post by slade »

Son of a Spam...we hit 16000...thats a 1000 over a week!!!

Congrats on 16000 my fellow SF members!

we're a little away from HC
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Juniper »

Well caught Lestat......!

Congrats Phreddie!!!!

*starts handing out cheese cubes instead of candy to the kids at the door*
Wooo.....that could get your house tp'd
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Post by Phreddie »

barely a thousand, [VOICE=Yoda]unless spamming faster the heathens start, surpass them this month we will! [/VOICE]
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Post by slade »

[QUOTE=Phreddie]*pulls out handydandy scout knife and cuts off the rocks* lo siento senor, no hoy![/QUOTE]

*breaks Phreddie's limbs and rethrows him into the water* Hasta La vista..
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Phreddie
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Post by Phreddie »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Well caught Lestat......!

Congrats Phreddie!!!!



Wooo.....that could get your house tp'd[/QUOTE]
with that cheese id be more worried as to what is on the toilet paper that makes it shine so....

thanks to all, and to all a good spanking, atleast to some... :D
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=slade]*breaks Phreddie's limbs and rethrows him into the water* Hasta La vista..[/QUOTE]

*psst* You're not portraying a very friendly SF... :p
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Post by Lasher »

@ Juniper- Maybe, if me and my crew weren't keeping a watch. Last year I had to show some kids who's boss...*pats trusty paintball gun :D *
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Post by Phreddie »

[QUOTE=slade]*breaks Phreddie's limbs and rethrows him into the water* Hasta La vista..[/QUOTE]
*drinks water, voice dials 911 on cell phone, goes to hospital after an amazing and daring rescue that got natn'l tv coverage, gets limbs mended*
senor... que me dije? NO HOY! que parte de 'NO HOY' no comprendes?
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