Top Ten Game

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:37 pm

4. O crap! can you hold on a sec i gotta go take a number 2!

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]@ Chim: You are so bad

9. Turn off the lights!

8. You should have brought your knife.

[/QUOTE]
Don't I know it.

3. "Do you mind if the dog joins us?"
2. "Oh, my phone. It might be my ex, can you hold on a sec?"

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:00 pm

1. Don't you hate it when you have an itch that won't go away?

Top ten reasons to Call your mother

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:01 pm

1. o oops forgot to put on the rubber last night...

o well ill keep me ol number one but hmm reaosn to call mother..

10. to hang up on her.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:07 pm

[QUOTE=Lasher]1. Don't you hate it when you have an itch that won't go away?

Top ten reasons to Call your mother[/QUOTE]
ROFL!

Hrm...

9. To ask for money.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:07 pm

8. Your girl invited herself over to your place for a "home-cooked" meal.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:08 pm

7. To tell her how horrible a parent she was.
6. To compliment her on raising the worlds most demented child.

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:11 pm

5. She's friends with the judges wife....

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:13 pm

4. you dialed the wrong number.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:23 pm

lol Lasher

3. You need someone to bail you out of jail.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:24 pm

3. to amke yourself feel smart and young.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:59 am

1. (phreddie was actually 2

)
You are yourself a parent and the babysitter just cancelled out

"top ten ways to immediately spot a newbie GB poster"

10. Obsession with post count
9. Frightening spelling that mysteriously improves upon the realisation that properly written words are more important than post count here....

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:07 am

8. They have no idea the many social and mental problems there are at GB

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:27 am

#7 They don't twist your every word, effortlessly

#6 They are apt to commit acts of random violence

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:29 am

5. The tendency to start sucking up to a moderator.

4. They have more words in their signature than they do in their posts.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:09 am

3. They have no idea who anyone is.
2.Think that everyone likes them until the realization that everyone doesnt deflates their egos.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:18 am

# 1. Are not yet bitter and twisted due to #2

New topic.

Top 10 problems with gaming worlds

#10. Lack of baby changing facilities

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:44 am

9. Over population leading to #10.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:49 am

8. A lack of suitable diversions for the young ones.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:50 am

#7 None of the shops sell chocolate